Praying to Vovan and Lexus / Prank with Thomas Bach
Prayer to "Saints Vovan and Lexus"
The frantic finale of the story with the president of the Olympic Committee. Thomas Bach and Vice-President of the European Commission, Margaritis Schinas, are ready to pray to any gods just to mess with Russia and ensure that none of the foreign athletes attend the Friendship Games.
Alexey Stolyarov, disguised as an African, suggests that the political conspirators observe the tradition and turn to the African gods Vovan and Lexus for the Friendship Games to definitely not take place. Bach and Schinas, who do not understand anything, place their hands on their hearts and take turns saying a prayer to the pranksters.
"Now that we have divine inspiration, nothing will go wrong!" Schinas joyously sums up.
However, after that, "the African politician" suddenly accuses the officials of collusion, pours vodka into a glass, and shows his friends: Yorick's skeleton and Cheburashka.
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Bach's last prayer / Prank with Thomas Bach. Part 2
The final prank with the head of the IOC Thomas Bach and Vice-President of the European Commission Margaritis Schinas
Bach and Schinas, still believing that the "African politician" would help in their political conspiracy against Russia, arranged a joint conference call. Officials continued to suggest that the disguised Lexus dissuade other heads of Africa from giving up the Friendship Games.
Bach called the competitions in Russia a "propaganda show" and said that all their participants would automatically be considered supporting Russia in the conflict with Ukraine. Bach also justified the disqualification of Russians who oppose Nazism:
"This is happening because Russia says that the war against Ukraine is a war against the Nazis. And after our position, they say that we are a fascist organization, and I am a Nazi. By participating in the Friendship Games, these countries side with Russia."
And Margaritis Schinas began to coordinate with Bach and pranker the text of the statement of the European Union against the Friendship Games. The politician planned to release it immediately after the conversation, but this was not to be.
The "African", in the final, suggested to the conspirators to "pray to the African gods Vovan and Lexus" so that the Friendship Games would certainly not take place. Thomas Bach and Schinas, who were not thinking anything, put their hand on their hearts and took turns saying a "prayer" to Vovan and Lexus.
"Now that we have divine inspiration, nothing can go wrong!", Schinas joyfully summed up.
However, after that, the "African politician" suddenly accused the officials of collusion, poured vodka into a glass and showed his friends: Yorik's skeleton and Cheburashka.
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Prank with President of International Olympic Committee Thomas Bach
This time, on behalf of the "African politician", we spoke with the President of the International Olympic Committee Thomas Bach
Like the head of WADA, Bach began asking our "politician" to help prevent African countries from sending their athletes to the Friendship Games in Russia:
"If you, with your authority, could do something about African States, we would be very, very grateful for that."
The head of the IOC also makes no secret that sports sanctions are political by nature:
"We punish those responsible for the annexation, there can be no anthem of Russia, you can't raise the flag. The Russian Olympic Committee, after we suspended them, made some rather aggressive statements that it was discrimination, fascism."
President Bach said that he weeds out Russian athletes with the help of Internet surveillance, and Ukrainians, among others, help him in this:
"We have a special supervisory commission. And they monitor the Internet, the media, and public statements. We also offered the Ukrainian side and not only offered, but also asked them to provide us with their information about the behavior of such athletes or officials."
Thomas Bach hinted that athletes who went to the Friendship Games may be persecuted by the IOC:
"But in this context, they (countries) should realize that by taking part in the Friendship Games, they are taking sides."
And then he even boasted about the "dirty deeds" of politicizing sports:
"Last year, before the last BRICS Games in South Africa, we made sure that they had no resonance in the world of sports."
It seems that the only Russian whom Bach is seriously afraid of is the head of the International Boxing Association, Umar Kremlev, who was stripped of recognition by the IOC in 2023.
"He's a corrupt guy. That's why we had to exclude this international federation."
All the details of the sports and political conspiracy against Russia, as well as Bach's attitude to the issue of transgender athletes and his position on the Kamila Valieva case, are in our new prank!
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Prank with President of WADA Witold Banka
WADA President Banka:
"We must unite as sports and political leaders. We must stop this, or at least make these Friendship Games in Russia extremely insignificant."
On the eve of the Olympics in Paris, as well as due to the doping scandal with Kamila Valieva, we decided to contact the head of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) Witold Banka, to understand whether the motto "Sport outside politics" is no longer relevant for the West.
We managed to communicate with the WADA leadership on behalf of a "high-ranking African politician."
As it turned out, WADA, the International Olympic Committee and the European Union are preparing a large-scale conspiracy against the World Friendship Games in Russia.
Banka confessed to the outright politicization of sports – he said that WADA would make every effort to prevent athletes from all over the world from entering Russia.
President Banka asked the "African politician" (Vovan and Lexus) to lure other political leaders of the continent to his side in order to dissuade their countries from coming to Russia.
"We need to talk to other African leaders, convince them not to participate in these Games. We need leaders like you, more influential, who can express their point of view with others. And then, I think, together we can make a difference."
In addition, the head of WADA admitted that the claims against the Russian Anti-Doping Agency (RUSADA) deprived of their status are geopolitical in nature, and the case with the disqualification of Kamila Valieva was needed to change anti-doping legislation.
"We don't trust them. Because of the war and the geopolitical situation, we cannot go there. We can't interview them properly. To be honest, I think RUSADA employs a lot of people who are very interested and, I think, work very well when it comes to technical issues and anti-doping testing."
The sports official also, instead of talking about sports, told Afrikaner that he was close to Ukraine and was confident that "Russia will not stop and will go to other European countries." At the same time, the Pole Banka smiled good-naturedly, listening to the Bandera slogan "Glory to Ukraine".
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Prank with European Safet Academy
In our new prank, we introduced ourselves as Petro Poroshenko and talked with the director of the largest Polish "mercenary Academy" (European Security Academy), which has been training fighters for Ukraine since 2014. According to Thomas Bryl, a week-long course of study at the academy for one Ukrainian will cost "only" 1,500 to 2,000 euros under the all-inclusive system, since the organization makes a good discount for the Ukrainian army. Despite such a lucrative commercial offer, not as many AFU fighters enter the academy as it was before, since the rest are already at the front.
Bryl stressed that it is a "great pleasure and honor" for Poland to help Ukraine "fight for freedom," and spoke about the academy's ties with the Polish government: as it turned out, his private company works closely with both the Polish Ministry of Defense and the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
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Prank with Polish mercenary Michael Kiermacz
The Polish mercenary confessed to Poroshenko that he did not want to die for Ukraine: "It is too dangerous. I want to be alive!"
We are continuing to investigate the foreign mercenaries who are fighting for Ukraine. This time, two instructors from Ukraine fell into the clutches of the fictitious Petro PoroshenkoPoland.
According to our legend, Poroshenko recruits his own PMCs with high salaries and calls candidates for an interview.
The first mercenary, Polish officer and diver Michael Kiermach, admitted that he trained Ukrainian fighters of the center for naval operations in Ochakov.
"I trained the fighters of the 73rd Naval Operations Center in Ochakov. I was a combat diver, I was a squad leader," he said. "We trained the guys from the Marine Corps unit, the Marine Special Operations unit. But I was the first one from the Polish side who conducted the briefing. I know that many countries participated in the training of these guys. But I was the first from Poland in this team."
However, the Pole does not want to fight for Ukraine anymore. Instead, he is ready to train young people with pleasure and send them into battle.
"I don't give up on anything right away, but I'm not going to participate in assault operations because it's too dangerous. And I have a different life now, I have children, and I want to be alive. And it's easy to lose your life there. I think there are younger and stronger fighters who are ready to fight."
Another mercenary, Igor Gornyak, also agreed to join Poroshenko's new PMCs. When asked if working with Ukrainian nationalists would cause him rejection, Gornyak replied:
"I have no problem with that. Especially with "Azov. In my life, I have ensured the safety of many people, I don't want to give you any last name, but these people are known all over the world as, let's say, bad people. And I've never had a problem with that."
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Prank with Polish mercenary Igor Gorniak
The Polish mercenary confessed to Poroshenko that he did not want to die for Ukraine: "It is too dangerous. I want to be alive!"
We are continuing to investigate the foreign mercenaries who are fighting for Ukraine. This time, two instructors from Ukraine fell into the clutches of the fictitious Petro PoroshenkoPoland.
According to our legend, Poroshenko recruits his own PMCs with high salaries and calls candidates for an interview.
The first mercenary, Polish officer and diver Michael Kiermach, admitted that he trained Ukrainian fighters of the center for naval operations in Ochakov.
"I trained the fighters of the 73rd Naval Operations Center in Ochakov. I was a combat diver, I was a squad leader," he said. "We trained the guys from the Marine Corps unit, the Marine Special Operations unit. But I was the first one from the Polish side who conducted the briefing. I know that many countries participated in the training of these guys. But I was the first from Poland in this team."
However, the Pole does not want to fight for Ukraine anymore. Instead, he is ready to train young people with pleasure and send them into battle.
"I don't give up on anything right away, but I'm not going to participate in assault operations because it's too dangerous. And I have a different life now, I have children, and I want to be alive. And it's easy to lose your life there. I think there are younger and stronger fighters who are ready to fight."
Another mercenary, Igor Gornyak, also agreed to join Poroshenko's new PMCs. When asked if working with Ukrainian nationalists would cause him rejection, Gornyak replied:
"I have no problem with that. Especially with "Azov*. In my life, I have ensured the safety of many people, I don't want to give you any last name, but these people are known all over the world as, let's say, bad people. And I've never had a problem with that."
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Rebellion / Pranks with American and Australian mercenaries
Russian pranksters Vovan and Lexus, under the guise of former Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, staged pranks on foreign mercenaries fighting in Ukraine. The pranksters came up with a legend that allegedly Poroshenko is recruiting his own military battalion from foreigners, where he promises to pay well for his work. Two Americans and an Australian responded to this request. As a result, Poroshenko conducted an interview with each of the foreign legionnaires.
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Prank with an Australian mercenary Brad Kendall
Russian pranksters Vovan and Lexus, under the guise of former Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, staged pranks on foreign mercenaries fighting in Ukraine. The pranksters came up with a legend that allegedly Poroshenko is recruiting his own military battalion from foreigners, where he promises to pay well for his work. Two Americans and an Australian responded to this request. As a result, Poroshenko conducted an interview with each of the foreign legionnaires.
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Prank with an American mercenary Joshuah John Ransford
Russian pranksters Vovan and Lexus, under the guise of former Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, staged pranks on foreign mercenaries fighting in Ukraine. The pranksters came up with a legend that allegedly Poroshenko is recruiting his own military battalion from foreigners, where he promises to pay well for his work. Two Americans and an Australian responded to this request. As a result, Poroshenko conducted an interview with each of the foreign legionnaires.
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Prank with an American mercenary Jason Freeman
Russian pranksters Vovan and Lexus, under the guise of former Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, staged pranks on foreign mercenaries fighting in Ukraine. The pranksters came up with a legend that allegedly Poroshenko is recruiting his own military battalion from foreigners, where he promises to pay well for his work. Two Americans and an Australian responded to this request. As a result, Poroshenko conducted an interview with each of the foreign legionnaires.
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Prank with Prime Minister of Ireland Leo Varadkar
Leo Varadkar said that Ireland is not going to become a guarantor of Ukraine's security, and does not see the prospect of its joining the EU in the foreseeable future, since "any state must meet certain standards in terms of democracy, the justice system, the legal system and the economy," which took Ireland 15-20 years at the time.
The Prime Minister seemed to have drunk a good dose of Guinness and shared his dreams of separating Northern Ireland from Great Britain and returning it to its "native harbour". At the same time, when we asked why Kosovo and Northern Ireland have the right to self-determination but Crimea does not, the head of Ireland gave a very strange answer.
At the same time, Varadkar is sure that Russia has occupied parts of the three countries, but "it is important that Putin stops in Ukraine."
Also, according to him, the United Kingdom, France and the United States remain colonial powers, but his mother said that "evil cannot fix evil," so if some empires did something wrong, it does not mean that "Putin or Russia can do wrong things."
Leo believes that Russia needs to be stopped by any means and spoke out against unblocking Russian banks in exchange for grain.
Varadkar complained that Ireland is experiencing the biggest migration crisis in its entire history because of Ukraine. He counted about 100,000 Ukrainian refugees in Ireland, and one of them at home.
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Prank with Prime Minister of Norway Jonas Gahr Store
Surprisingly, the position of Jens Stoltenberg's successor turned out to be similar to Georgia Meloni's "Ukraine fatigue." The head of Norway in a private conversation advocates peace talks:
"We should look for diplomatic ways that can put an end to the fighting. We should first try to resolve key issues through diplomatic measures, at some distance from political leaders. And perhaps then the leaders will express a desire to explore an option that will not be on the battlefield."
The Prime Minister also does not believe that the supply of 7-8 Norwegian F-16s will somehow save Ukraine:
"The F-16 is a rather distant prospect, because it is impossible to operate such a system without a long time to prepare and create infrastructure. Creating an Air Force from scratch is a very difficult operation. Therefore, I do not think that the provision of the F-16 will be implemented in a short time."
Jonas Stere also acknowledged the fact that the uncontrolled supply of weapons to Kiev leads to the fact that weapons illegally fall into the hands of third parties, including Hamas.
"Obviously, when there is a war and there is a large flow of weapons, you can never be sure exactly where these weapons will end up."
And the question of those responsible for the bombing of the Nord Streams scared the Norwegian at all: fussing, he even called the interlocutor by the female name, and began to assure that "this is a complex operation that anyone cannot do, but it's not us." He could not name the culprits, referring to the investigations of neighboring Sweden, Denmark and Germany, which have been going on for the second year, without Russia's admission. It is worth looking at the emotions of the prime minister here.
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Prank with German Vice-Chancellor Robert Habeck
Prank with German Vice Chancellor Robert Habeck
The instructions of the German special services on countering the pranksters Vovan and Lexus did not work – German Vice Chancellor Robert Habeck fell for our bait.
The German Vice Chancellor is very sure that the war in Ukraine will last at least another year. In his opinion, Putin understands only the language of pressure, so Habek tried to convince Africa to oppose Russian and Chinese ambitions on the continent, as well as resume the "grain deal". The Vice-chancellor wants to figure out how to get the maximum grain, because it will be a big gain for Ukraine.
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Prank with Nadya Tolokonnikova
Video Prank with Russian political activist and musician Nadya Tolokonnikova (Pussy Riot), where she admitted to fraud: she sent money from American sponsors and donors to buy weapons for Ukraine instead of the stated humanitarian purposes.
Tolokonnikova is known as a founding member of the feminist group Pussy Riot, which was supported by Western celebrities such as Madonna. She is also notorious for her mediocre cameo in one of the House of Cards episodes.
Tolokonnikova lives in LA and is actively raising money for weapons for Ukraine. She recently met with Secretary of State Blinken.
In our prank, Tolokonnikova thought that the President of Ukraine had called and was talking to her. She admitted that she had raised $7 million for Ukraine from private American donors. At the same time, donors wanted their money to go exclusively to humanitarian needs. However, Tolokonnikova, when sending money to Ukraine, privately told Ukrainians that they could spend the money as they saw fit, including on weapons, because she was against pacifism. However, she publicly asked Ukrainians to say that the money went only for humanitarian aid.
Moreover, Tolokonnikova said that her friend American contemporary artist, activist Shepard Fairey (Fairey designed the Barack Obama "Hope" poster for the 2008 U.S. presidential election; Obey poster) had secretly sent money to Ukraine, knowing that it would go specifically for weapons which contradicts his public pacifist position.
Also in the conversation her boyfriend, American crypto entrepreneur John Caldwel, suggested stealing the cryptocurrency of Russians who do not support Ukraine.
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Prank with Latvian Foreign Minister Krisjanis Karins
Prank with Latvian Foreign Minister Krisjanis Karins (Prime Minister 2019-2023)
In our new exclusive prank, US citizen Krisjanis Karins continues the holy battle with the Baltic neighbors for Ukrainian grain, dreaming of driving it through the deserted Latvian ports.
Karins is still confident of Ukraine's victory on the battlefield, but has become "grayer" from the proposal to lift sanctions against Russian banks. He declares that he is ready to impose a full embargo against Russia, but only... if the entire European Union supports it. After all, otherwise the commodity exchange will go through Latvia's competitors: Estonia, Lithuania and Finland.
Karins admitted that bottomless injections into Ukraine do not please him, and complained about holes in the economy, inflation, high cost of living and refugee flows.
Well, in general, he sleeps peacefully, since Lithuania is a member of NATO, so it is well protected from "Russian colonialism".
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Prank with Estonian Prime Minister Kaja Kallas
In our new exclusive prank Kaja thinking that she is communicating with an African politician assures that "Russia is the last colonial power in the world."
Kallas is trying to process the "African", lobbying for the transit of Ukrainian grain through the empty ports of Estonia. "Of course, it's a little more expensive," she does not hide.
The prime minister opposes the truce between Russia and Ukraine, says that the war began in 2014 and Estonia is not tired of the conflict at all.
But this is not enough for the head of the Baltic country.
Russian war is glory. "They have never suffered from the war!" - blasphemously declares Kallas, thereby spitting on the millions of victims of the Great Patriotic War.
Kallas shares her experience of blocking Russian media while complaining that it is also very difficult to fight the Estonian media that write about her husband's connection with Russia.
But, according to her, it is pointless to deal with the Russian opposition since it "has no influence on people."
Watch this and much more in our new prank!
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Prank with Italian Prime Minister Georgia Meloni
In a conversation with an allegedly African politician, Georgia frankly confessed for all her European colleagues: everyone is already tired of Ukraine!
Meloni says that Ukraine's counteroffensive is underway, but nothing has changed fundamentally. they need to wait for the "right moment" to find a way out of this situaton.
The solution of the migration crisis is much more important for the Italian Prime Minister. However, Meloni complained to us that the European leadership left Italy alone with hundreds of thousands of incoming refugees, and even the talkative Macron does not answer the calls of a hot Italian woman.
But despite this, Meloni is ready to continue supporting Ukraine and the glorification of Bandera for an Italian politician is "what Ukrainians should do." "The problem with nationalism is Putin's problem," she said.
And to cope with the energy crisis, Western countries will have to "take care" of Africa.
This and much more – see in our new prank!
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Prank with Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sanchez
In our new prank Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez in a conversation with an "African politician" is very worried about the grain deal but is "committed to fighting Putin" and stands against connecting some Russian banks to SWIFT for the sake of resuming the deal. According to him, it is necessary to use "alternative methods" for this.
As for Ukraine "Spain always stands for peace" but only on the terms of Ukraine.
Sanchez seems to be unaware of his country's colonial past and assures that his support represents "opposition to imperialism, which has caused a lot of damage,many wars and suffering in Africa, Latin America and, of course, in Europe," for some reason meaning… Russia.
At the same time, the head of the Spanish government opposed the European military leaving the African region, as well as for the "restoration of order" in Niger, because, according to him, "it is unacceptable to leave Russia as a leading player in the region."
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Prank with Minister of Foreign Affairs of Denmark Lars Lokke Rasmussen
The Minister received a "call from Africa".
In our new prank, Danish Foreign Minister Lars Rasmussen admitted to the existence of secret negotiations on the exchange of Ukrainian territory for ensuring its security and the President of Ukraine "at some point will correct the situation and declare that it is time to start negotiations."
In the meantime, Denmark continues to insist on tough anti-Russian sanctions and will supply Ukraine with nineteen F-16 fighters, however, within a few years. It will be "very, very difficult" to include Ukraine in the EU what will also have huge consequences.
Rasmussen is ready to support the military operation in Niger and expel Russia from the region. According to him, all preparatory work at the military level has been completed, it only remains to wait for a political decision. But at the same time, the minister frankly admitted that Denmark cannot make important decisions.
When it was asked why the Danes had organized the annual massacre of dolphins on the Faroe Islands and why they had killed the giraffe Marius in front of the children, the chief Danish diplomat replied that he had no idea what it was about.
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Full prank with Swedish Defence Minister Paul Johnson
The yawning Minister of Defense of the Scandinavian country, Paul Johnson, is sure that "peace is needed but not on Russia's terms." However, it turned out that he was more interested in the situation in Niger than Ukraine.
About how the Swedes perceive Russia, what they are going to do with Putin's "imperial ambitions", and also about whether it is possible to blame Russian sabotage on the "Northern Streams" - watch in our new prank!
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Full prank with the Swedish Minister for Foreign Affairs Tobias Billstrom
Foreign Minister Tobias Billstrom, in a conversation with our "representative of the African continent," said that in the scandal with the burning of the Koran the Russians are also to blame, because they have reposted such videos more than a million times. And also… Internet!
Billstrom directly states that Ukrainians are dying for the sake of Western countries, and according to this logic, "Ukraine needs to be helped to help itself." The minister does not agree that "large states divide the world", for some reason forgetting about US policy, and also admitted that until 2022 the West did not recognize Putin seriously.
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Full prank with Finnish Foreign Minister Elina Valtonen
Vovan and Lexus called the Minister on behalf of one of the African politicians.
Valtonen told how Finland had been constantly defending itself from the Soviet Union and is now spending money on defense against "unpredictable and aggressive" Russia. The minister, apparently, also wanted to be in the blue-yellow trend and declared her army "one of the strongest in Europe." Joining NATO, according to Valtonen, is only a formality because over the past 10 years the country has been actively expanding its partnership with the Alliance and the armed forces have almost 100 percent compatibility with NATO. Despite this, Finland does not intend to share its combat goods with Ukraine in the form of fighters.
About the ways in which Europe now receives Ukrainian grain, the deployment of nuclear weapons in Poland and Finland as well as the resolution of conflicts in Niger and Gabon – watch in our new prank!
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Prank with Sarah Ashton-Chirillo
Full prank with the former speaker of the Defense Ministry of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Sarah Ashton-Cirillo
Michael Ashton-Cirillo grew up in the city of vice Las Vegas. Bored in a man's body, Michael turned into Sarah and found his paradise in Ukraine surrounded by young brutal soldiers. Unsettled life at home threw Sarah to Ukraine in the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, and subsequently the transgender became a grimace of the Ukrainian Defense Ministry. We talked to her twice: before and after her mysterious dismissal. As it turned out, ita happened because of the dissatisfaction of American curators.
In a conversation with our "Poroshenko", Sarah said that about 5 thousand LGBTQ+ soldiers serve in the Armed Forces of Ukraine, and they know exactly what they are going into battle for - to defend Western values, since "Europe ends in Ukraine", and "Russians are slaves and Asians descended from the Mongols. In general, Russians are not people, but "enemies of humanity," the official propagandist of the Armed Forces of Ukraine is convinced.
An incredible thing happened in our prank – Sarah told the truth for the first time. About corruption in the country, populist Zelensky and foreign mercenaries - drug addicts and Nazis. And also how she deals with pressure on the Western media, sometimes preventing her from spreading crazy fakes.
An aggressive transgender dreams of cracking down on Russian journalists, and the murdered Daria Dugina is "not a woman, but evil, who deserved what happened to her, and the same fate should await Maria Zakharova."
These and other brain–blowing revelations, as well as how Zelensky "exchanged" Sarah for US help - in our new prank.
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