Pretty Good /10

Teague would like it to be known that he will not, in fact, be apologizing for accusing the Italians of using Ragu.

In which, we ruin our online reputations......because we had those.

In which, Justin is finally helpful.

Did you ever dance without leaving room for Jesus?

In which, Jon Jon gets his ass handed to him by a Sahagin taking a Sunday stroll through a canyon.

We get Jon Jon's opinion on the Israel-Hamas situation....I mean.....the current state of main-line Pokemon game situation. That's what I meant. Yes.

We talk about the current state of the economy, and potential investments that are currently more feasible given the recession......oh. And we find Yuffie. That also happens.

In which, we drive around trying to find an underage girl.

We're finally stacking paper to the ceiling and riding on 24 inch chrome.

And now we come to the part of the journey where we are sleeping at a truck stop.... How the fuck did we get here?

We experience the greatest visual novel in existence....... Mog House.

Nosferatu!

"Oh shit. He's giving you the suck!" - Obama 2023

Teague tries to convince us that FFVII and FFXIV are the same universe. Also, JonJon did something right.

Welcome to the Dark Ages Part 3 Is anyone still here?

Welcome to the Dark Ages Part 2 God, I hope we have an audience after this.

Welcome to the Dark Ages Part 1 a.k.a. JonJon fucked up the audio.

JonJon gets peer pressured into experiencing the lore of Final Fantasy.

Justin gets......thirsty.

"Finally, a chance for JonJon to show of his sick-ass driving skills." - Nobody

JonJon commits a cardinal sin.

In which we become furries.

"She's got negative ass." -Justin The Year of Our Lord 2023

So......many......fucking......stairs.....

In which Teague continues to push the maid outfit.