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making this video shortened my life by 35 years patreon compound for top Gs: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

some peeps wanted the uncensored clip of my perfectly reasonable criticism of the window licker so here it is use it accordingly

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RIP Mark Webber and shout out to his milk moustache Patreon shaghouse: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

i have a green screen what in the name of christ will this technology mean for humanity only time will tell the queen will be fine, but god save the rest of us Patreon shaghouse: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Re upload with some small alterations so hopefully YT won't nuke this into the 4th dimension like the original A moment like this would be a good time to shamelessly plug my patreon if you cba to wait for me to re edit the videos that get nuked, the originals always come out in the patreon compound first before the commonwealth versions and they never get taken down cos patreon are cool and not losers also my podcast 'The Nerve' is on there and its slaps mate Ok bye xx patreon compound: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

i can eat my dinner in a fan see rest er raaannttt but nothing i said nothing can take away these blues R.I.P Sinead shout out to her bald head The Nerve podcast: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

no you don't foooool me the hurt doesn't show but the pain still grows It's no stranger to YOU AND MEEE DO DO DO DO DE DO DA DA DA DUM I CAN FEEEELLL IT COOOMMMIN IN THE AIR TOOOONIGHTT OHHH LOR ORD IVVVVV BEEEENN WAITIN FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALLL MYY LIFE OHHH LORRDDDD OHHH LOORRR OR ORD is Phil collins still alive? i hope so mate that's one of the greatest drum fills of all time as well im uploading this barely hours before lights out at the Hungarian Grand Prix where Verstappen and Hamilton line up on the front row together for the first time since...idk..when was it OH YEAH...Abu Dhabi 2021 (low key im cheering for pewis pamilton today as well) but we all know Norris leads after lap 1 there's no way they're making through the first corner stay calm xxx

buckle up boys and girls daddy had a lot of sugar for this one note: this was uploaded after Perez got knocked out in Q1 at Silverstone so that makes it 5 races in a row absolutely diabolical behaviour mate Almost heaven West virgina Blue ridge mounting Something over river Im gonna trade my corsa in for the VXR iv got the 1.2 limited edition Which is fine but it doesn’t rip as much as I want The VXR has 200bhp so that would rip as well and the VXR is only like 9 grand id probably get 2 grand trade in for this so that’s like 7 grand mate i'd do something unspeakable to it like chip it and put race brakes as well im gonna end up in a hedge we're up to episode number 9 of the podcast now and we're having a blast https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

i take an in-depth look into lance strolls performance so far this season, how he is impacting their championship hopes and offer some constructive criticism. R.I.P to my YouTube monetisation, shout out to its family i would like to thank the Mohawk Sympathisers for supporting my journalism not a cult: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

it's not a cult (obvious lie) https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

everybodyyyyyyyyy shake your bodyyyyyyyy ahhhhhh YEAH right this is the 4th upload cos YT keeps blocking it FOR CHIRST I think it was cos I called crofty the c word and obvs cos yt are a butch of yanky cucks thats UnAcCEpTaBLe so I cut the c bomb and then it was summit else who knows maybe it was because my bars where so fire people have been saying that I should get signed to a label drop a rap album, go on tour, become an international superstar...etc but I am committed to my F1 investigative journalism right I cba to edit this again so if this one get demonetised ill just send it m8 I would like to thank all the Mohawk Sympathisers on the Patreon cos I literally wouldn't be able to keep doing this with the way YT have been lately so cheers my dudes and dudettes uncensored versions of the videos and the nerve podcast here if you wanna m8: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link k luv u bye xxx

On a cobweb afternooooooon In a roooooooom full of emptinesssssss By a freeway I confess I was lost in the PAGESSSSSSSS Of a book full of death Reading how we'll die aloneeeee And if we're good, we'll lay to rest Anywhere we want to goooooo INNNNNNN YOUR HOUSSEEEEEEEE IIII LOOOOOOOOONG TO BE ROOOOOOMM BY ROOOM PAAAAAATIENTLY I"LL WAIT FOR YOU THEREEEE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKEEEEE A STONE I'LL WA A A AIT 4 U THERE ALONNNNNNEEEEE audio slave absolutely slaps m8 honestly the nerve of that band and its the fellas from rage against the machine no that's sound garden wait have I got that right no, wait a minute k either audioslave or sound garden have the fellas from rage against the machine but both of them have Chris Cornell so who cares this is a clip from The Nerve #6 if u need the full shaft + the tip version, u can join our ‘definitely not a cult’ here: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link k luv u bye xxx

Clip from The Nerve #5 im focusing on my podcast now instead of doing losertube because its more fun and im trying to move out of my parents house, and apparently landlords won't accept 'likes' as rent payment EVEN THO THEY SHOULD but calm down, each episode I will cut a clip for the commonwealth youtube scum so everybody is happy if you want the full shaft of every episode you can become a member of our 'definitely not a cult' I set it at £2.50/month which is basically free and what you get in return is momentary liberation from your miserable life https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Sha la la La la la Ooooo oo Everybody Shake your body F1 is back for 2023 Red bull are taking the actual piss been 1 second a lap faster than everybody else But who cares We’ve got a more exciting battle Fernando sigmalonso Osama bin latte boi And lewis midfieldmilton The 3 of them came together at the Bahrain Grand Prix so I do my usual in depth technical analysis and I stay calm the whole time Also, slight correction I believe Naomi sniff was actually taking the piss out of the other commentator who said ‘is it encouraging’ So perhaps it is Natalie Pinkham who is possessed by the devil Either way somebody’s getting an exorcism What else … Idk Did you see the Mercedes ransom note they put out cos their fans where raging at them Saying ‘no hard feelings if you’re not along for the journey’ Lol But I thought the Mercedes shaggers where all ‘love & peace’ We all know thats a load of bollocks Mercedes fans literally brush their teeth with a bar of soap What else Ooo I know Im currently building a new shed Cos the old one had a wasp nest under the floor And because im a BIZness man entrepreneur im using this as an opportunity to make the brand new shed into a studio for my podcast And we're almost at 2000 mohawk sympathisers on the Patreon so well done everybody You’re funding the Sheffield mafia K luv u bye xxx

yes I know the first race of the season is in 24 hours but that doesn't matter because time is a social construct

cba with descriptions descriptions R 4 losers have you heard the latest arctic monkeys album it's alright but tranquilly base was their best by far take it easy for a little while come and stay with us its such an easy flight Cute new places keep on popping up Since the exodus, it's all getting gentrified I put a taqueria on the roof It was well reviewed Four stars out of five And that's unheard of DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DA DO DA

#simracing #esports Max Verstappen was thrown out of the 24 hours of Le Mans virtual because of 'server issues' basically, imagine Abu Dhabi 2021, but for nerds then he caused a bit of a scene as he went on a rant about the event and the people running it saying it was a clown show and everybody should uninstall the game ooooooo BURN this caused a debate in the sim racing community did max go too far with his rant? should esports conduct this event on rfactor2? should they have had better security in place to prevent people DDOSing the server? but the real question these people need to ask themselves is why haven't you been outside in 2 months and what does the touch of a women feel like anyway, I do an in depth analysis of the event and explain in great detail the catastrophe that unfolded. also, teamLH found a way to make this all about them, because of corse they did Abu Dhabi 2021 was over a year ago now but they are still crying about it lol I think Michael Masi was behind this, maybe he chewed through the server wires like a little mouse Correction: at 5:51 I make it out like this was Jimmys fault. While he did leak the teamspeak details, it wasn’t him who leaked the IP address, that was another team, however, apparently the IP address was always visible because rfactor2 is been run by actual vegetables. My bad for getting that wrong, I am a professional sports journalist and should do better.

immmmmmmmm the maannnnnnnnnnn in the box burieeeeeeeeed in myyyyyyy pit won't yooouuuuuuuuuu coooooommeee anddddddddd save me oh save me (guitar riff) feeeeeeeeeeeee eee eee eeed my eyes caaaannn you sow them shu..JEEEEEEEEEE EE EE EE sus chirrrrrrst deny your maker best song ever Alice in chains absolutely slaps mate anyway, I made this fine piece about mattia binotto getting fired. I spent most of last season screaming about how Ferrari should fire all the Italians and get a French team principle, WELL GESS WOT they just did that coincidence I think not also, I spent most of last season yelling about Pual the Grand Prix killer di resta and guess wot they just sacked him as well I made a video slagging of WTF1 and guess wot 36 hours later they get sacked (or quit, same thing) the point is nobody can escape the power of the hawk I actually made another video before this about the Le Mans 24 hours virtual catastrophe, I uploaded it to patreon but it was like 3am so I went to bed, got up and started working on this video and I forgot to upload it to YouTube, that video will follow shortly after this one, probably tomoz mate, I gotta censor some naughty words lol. k luv u bye xx

ladies and gentlemen its time for the state of the union address 2023. I go over our incredible year and everything we achieved in 2022. As well as unboxing a suspicious package I received from YouTube, it turned out to be one of those play buttons, which I am now using as a draft excluder. I also explain in great detail why my Christmas Day video was shafted by the globalist pigs at YouTube. A crime which I am taking to the high court, mainly because I want to wear one of those dumb wigs, I don't care if only the judge is suppose to wear it, i will bring my own. I have also ordered a little wooden hammer or 'gavel'. I would like to thank all of the mohawk sympathisers on my patreon, everybody else can go to hell. join the secret compound: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

(for legal reasons) this video is not sponsored by balenciaga, that was a joke, but if they offered me the money I would OBVIOUSLY do it.

The 2022 season ended today at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, where max verstappen won, boooooring, Charles Leclerc claimed 2nd in the drivers championship because Ferrari forgot they were Ferrari and din't do anything stupid. Lewis Hamilton retired with an attitude problem, George Russell drinks lattes, Sebastian Vettel is now a myth and lance stroll is an idiot. this video takes an in depth look into some of the controversial moments from the Brazilian Grand Prix last week such as the Hamilton Verstappen crash and max verstappen deciding that Perez can't have anything nice. he didn't let Perez back though even tho he promised and swore down, then caused a scene on the radio when he delivered a cryptic message that will take experts decades to fully analyse. he said something like 'I told you guys last summer, I gave my reasons and I stand by it' what's he talking about??? I will explain everything. I also mention the recent FTX crypto crash and how it's all connected to formula one because I am a financial expert. I just started my podcast 'the nerve' on the patreon if you need something else to distract you from whatever hell you live in. and cheers to all the mohawk sympathisers that have already signed up. https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

the costcappen scandal explained by a financial expert - red bull have broken the cost cap (gasp) now toto wolf is hard as a rock but what does this mean for the royal family. well, I take an in-depth look in this 2nd part of the costcappen saga. Shout out to all my patrons. I used to put all their names in the video descriptions but now they won't all fit cos our 'not a cult' is 400+ strong. so cheers to them and shout out to their families. Join the Rocketpoweredchurch: https://patreon.com/RPMF1?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator also, yeah I know Japan was like 3 weeks ago, who cares, time is a social construct.

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