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Another of my favourite collection of some of my favourite legends that think they're legit badasses but are actual Fake Martial Artists. They're all missing a few sparks, but they try their best. The ones who are just delusional are fine- it's the ones scammer other people that suck. Who knows which is which. Fake martial arts are everywhere, as are Bullshido artists. It knows no color, race or ideology. Idiots are everywhere!

Some people say he didn't do the greatest job hosting SNL. People make videos mocking him and that ridiculous attempt at humour or hosting he made way back then. Some people say he ha no charisma at all, and can't laugh at himself, making him a very rigid and boring flog. Those people...might be right, but he does a much better job hosting The Friday Night Project. HE doesn't nail it completely, but you gotta respect the effort!

It is well known that Steven Seagal is Russian, and has been training the elite soldiers for many years. However, while Seagal has been away making millions in Hollywood, someone has stayed back to hold down the Bullshido fort and pass on everything he has learnt. We have seen this fella before, with his belly flops and other useless moves, but I wanted to take a real look at the system named after system- Systema. This is international my friends. He went to London. There's a sexy dancing French sect. It's all here. And home repairs

This is merely a collection of some of my favourite Billshido Bandits. MAny of them are old, and some are more recent. All are hilarious. There is no shortage of idiots on the internet giving advice on how to get people hurt. Don't believe them. Just enjoy them. Like this.

Imitation is the highest form of flattery, and these animators surely flatter our hero Big Papa Steven Seagal. Sensei is brilliantly represented in both his appearance and demeanor. There are 3 different animations here. Which one was your favourite? Would love to know. Shoutout to @prebek Mixed Martial Animations for his awesome work. Safety video Seagal short https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHnWesoflzI Steven Seagal Show Episode 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9JvVsvP06E

Ronald Ulysses Swanson is a bit of a legend. I know he isn't real, and I don't care what the actor himself is like in real life- all that matters is that Ron is a champion. From the 'stache to the facial expressions and words of wisdom, this bloke is truly one of my idols. He loves his freedom, he loves food, he loves women and he won't apologise for any of the above!

So, the japanese are know for their absurd game-shows, but this show takes it to a new level. Contestants have to try to sing and keep a tune whilst a lovely young lady is massaging a certain part of their body, making this difficult. I know you don't believe me, but it's real. Watch and see

If it weren't for this movie, we would have never known the brilliance that is Sensei Gravy Seal and Seaglism would cease to exist. People would have to go with Scientology instead. Thankfully, our luscious and thick-haired hero did take that role and dominate it. I don't want to spoil it, but he actual moves in this. And runs. Steven Seagal is above the law. He doesn't care about the law. He is the law. I hope y'all enjoy.

The past 12 months have been a whirlwind of Sensei Steven Seagal magnificence. Here is a little compilation to help remind you of what we have been through this year and why Big Daddy is the greatest thing to ever live. See you next year my friends. *edit. YT took almost a week to approve this video. for some reason. *

Forget about boxing, kickboxing, wrestling or even MMA- combat sports has finally evolved to the point where you don't need those pesky skills and techniques. Just stand and belt another individual with full force. Why? Don't ask stupid questions. See how combat sports are now for everyone. No need for training or skill. Or even a brain.

Every now and then, we come across geniuses in our lifetime. People harp on about Einstein and Tesla. I say stuff them. @kenmac9000 is a God amongst men in the animated realm. South Park is good. Simpsons had it's time. But the Steven Seagal show is a work of art. Watch my video first of course, but then I highly recommend you go and watch the full episodes on Ken's Channel Thank you all again for watching Seagalians. You are all legends and I appreciate the support and love. Episode 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvGpkqpUeg&t=2s Episode 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X9RvuSuU_Y If you would like to show support through PATREON, thank you greatly! : ) https://www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal If you're interested in draping yourself in AWESOME SEAGAL CLOTHING, please feel free to browse around https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/OutsideThaBoks

Anybody who knows anything about combat sports knows the name Charlie Zelenoff, or Coach Charlie as he's affectionately known. He is a lethal practitioner who felt it would be unfair to his opponents if he took up actual combat sports, so he remained in the underground fighting circuit. Here, he as amassed a record that is closing in on 4 figures. Unbeaten. As much as I love Big Daddy, even he might struggle against Coach Charlie.

I take a serious in-depth look at the role of women in society today. This is a hard-hitting documentary aimed at highlighting how women have progressed to a point of sheer empowerment. Society is clearing better off for it, as it seems as though young women are acting sensibly and responsibly. If aliens were watching us, I'm sure they would be proud.

It's tough being the child of a celebrity. We always make fun of them for having unfair advantages, Nepotism running rife and privileges many of us would never know. The downside, however, is that if your parents are a complete of emotionally damaged individuals, you end up with a tools missing from the tool-shed. Or, you think you are some deep-thinking revolutionary figure here to change the world. That kinda stuff. Will Smith and Jada Pinkeye created Jade Smith. Watch the video and be in awe of his brilliance.

I found this hidden documentary where Big Daddy reveals the secrets to his phenomenal hair regrowth and resurgence. There is a lot of science involved, as you would expect, but some of the methods are unconventional and may not be applicable to average humans. You're not Seagal, and you never will be. This is purely for you to watch. Do not try this at home.

Big Papa is a kindergarten teacher who likes gardening and then....just kidding, he's a total bad boy who takes it upon himself to be a vigilante of justice. He takes out all male competition on set just for fun, mainly with headshots, and decides that he doesn't want to bed any of the lasses in this flick. That's right. You read correctly. Code Of Honor is another masterpiece.

Here in Seagalism, we are patiently awaiting the day where Big Daddy will finally come and lead us all to glory. Not just my fellow Seagalians, but the entire global population. Somebody had the foresight to make a movie with this exact scenario, and I almost jizzed in my pants at the sheer thought of this premise. In fairness, Stevo Seagull is only in the movie for about 10-12 minutes, but damn, it is a glorious quarter of an hour! Thank you all again for watching Seagalians. You are all legends and I appreciate the support and love.

The man is a master of many things, and this apparently includes the guitar. Or does it? I'm calling on the Youtube community to analyse to video and audio evidence and help me draw a conclusion. Can Sausage Fingers Steven Seagal actually belt the hell out of guitar, or is he faking it? Thank you all again for watching Seagalians. You are all legends and I appreciate the support and love. If you would like to show support through PATREON, thank you greatly! : ) https://www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal If you're interested in draping yourself in AWESOME SEAGAL CLOTHING, please feel free to browse around https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/OutsideThaBoks?ref=shop_sugg_market&section_id=41945653

We usually make fun of the Bullshido Fake Martial Artists but today, we’re just going to enjoy as they finally get a dose of reality and cop a bit of a butt-whooping. Luckily for them, Sensei Steven Seagal wasn’t in the neighbour to sever their throats or brain-stems, so instead they can dealt some justice by a few MMA guys and kickboxers. Why would these lunatics agree to fight an actual skilled and trained fighter? Because the delusional runs deep and strong my friends. I hope you enjoy. A new video coming in the next few days about the Music industry and the cesspool of degeneracy. Thanks for watching legends!

Meet Bas Rutten, legendary combat veteran and all around legend. Bas has a great sense of humour and seems to be a genuinely nice man. I would love to have a drink and chat with him one day. Bas will also rip off your face, break every single limb you have and throw you through a window if he thinks you have wrong him or are trying to attack. The man has many layers. I notice Sensei Butterball has never talked smack about Bas, even though Bas made it quite public that he thought Seagal was a fraud.

So, for those who are not aware, there was an alleged incident on the set of Marked for Death involving Steven Seagal and Gene Lebell. I tried to include as much footage as possible. This incident has somehow managed to linger for over 30 years and that alone is hilarious. I won't go into the details of the incident, but I will say that this is a truly comprehensive look at Sh*tgate. Ok, I will divulge that it involves a choke, some pants, some poop and a lot of fun. Everything will be answered in the video- but also probably not. I hope y'all enjoy. More videos coming shortly!

Once upon a time, a room full of idiots in suits came up with the idea of having Steven Seagal host Saturday Night Live. Those people, I assume, were fired the day after this episode was aired, and never given a job in Hollywood ever gain. And rightfully so. This was perhaps the greatest hosting performance ever captured on film. Not only was he a pain in the butt leading up to the filming, but he was absolutely useless on the day. No effort. Minimal preparation. Absolutely no skill. This, is the result. I have tried to include as much footage as possible without copping a strike, so it might be longer than usual, but I tried to give y'all as much footage as possible. This is a serious documentary. The uncensored version is available on Patreon, and I will be uploading the full skits on there in the next couple of days also. Please support if you can. Thanks for watching legends, and have an awesome weekend! I hope y'all enjoy. Peace legends

So this bloke weaseled his way into the MMA world somehow, and managed to linger for far longer than any sane person should have let him. Joshua E Fabia (or Faaaabia as it pronounced) would have to be one of the more modern Bullshido masters. He is something of a hybrid, crossing into the self-help guru, praying on vulnerable individuals. In my mind, that makes you a bit of a piece of shite. Justify it however you wish. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this fun little breakdown of the douche nozzle.

This is a video about hope. If these two galahs can somehow achieve their dreams and goals, then anyone can do it. They will tell you it’s all about hard work, grinding, and dedication, but that is Hogwash. It is more likely due to nepotism and their buddies, or just blind luck. Don’t believe me? Well, watch and you will see. Big Daddy Seagal is the father figure and hero we all needed, and Brendan Boo Boo Schaub is the son he never knew existed. The similarities are obvious and unmistakable. Both are inspirations to us all. If they can do it, we can do it.

We live in a world where we allow celebrities and those with wealth to escape the consequences of their actions. A luxury that many of us would never be afforded were we to find ourselves in the very same situation. The Mad Goose Wizard, Ezra Miller, has been on a tear over the last few years and it has gone largely unnoticed. Innocent children have been caught up in the crossfire. What are we doing as a society? Well, Seagalians don’t let this kinda rubbish slide. Around these parts, there is room for only 1 supreme guru and cult leader- Lord Papa Seagal. But anyway, this was a little different than usual. Please let me know your thoughts, feedback and if you would like to see more Hollywood Clowns. A Bullshido video coming up before the end of the week. Thanks legends. Thank you all again for watching Seagalians. You are all legends and I appreciate the support and love. If you're interested in some AWESOME SEAGAL CLOTHING, please feel free to browse around https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/OutsideThaBoks?ref=shop_sugg_market&section_id=41945653 If you would like to show support through Patreon, thank you greatly! : ) https://www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal Please also subscribe to the other related SHORTS and CLIPS GALLERY channel. I'll upload everything on the main channel FOR NOW, but will stop eventually. You'll need those two bad boys below to see all of Seagal's stupidity in shorter bursts and clip form. The OFFICIAL Unofficial Short Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdkr0IBnqcylz00NKj_VKpA COMPREHENSIVE CLIP GALLERY :https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCazYWzMdsEyqXlbB3N0yvzQ