The Jeff Show

Music link: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1FqMKUpkFjDsCFrOw5V5WR?si=XpMG8Q1HSMaiw2mDZ3WNRg First Episode of the Metal Bob Ross Series Today we are composing a prog metal "arrangement"... or lack there of. Shuffle-core let's your shuffle feature arrange the music for you. We're making an infinite and randomized metalcore djent prog metal song called Ad Infinitum because I'm going to be adding a new track 5 days per week that equals one phrase of music. So stick with me and comment your feed back. If it's constructive, I will implement your feedback in my next video. I don't officially mix and master music til the weekend so until then, the video will feature a rough mix of the unreleased track. Lyrics (Keep in mind they're written in a few minutes for video): Falling like a knife The stratosphere splits like a veil That archons of war sleep beneath A prayer to summon the dead No matter how sharp its pitch On def ears another wish wasted You realize conquest abides no fear for the fallout As the parallel descends upon us Though austere the lives taken assuage my doubts

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1FqMKUpkFjDsCFrOw5V5WR?si=4BedlNs2RNWOdKNmjMVUzw For fans of bands like Bring Me The Horizon, The Devil Wears Prada and Bullet for my Valentine. I'm aiming to write music and record a video for five of these tracks per week that will go on a shuffle-core album like Icosahedral (The Conduit). The Icosahedral album is comprised of 20 instrumental tracks which took a month to complete but now I'm taking this to its next level by also filming the process which is a full day of work with the editing and I'll be mixing and mastering the album on the weekend. Thanks for watching! Lyrics (Keep in mind they're written on a whim): Lit by imploding stars If I hold this thought I might dissolve into The memories like scars Imprinted on the flesh reminding you That allegiance is frail As this glass heart filtering my Perceptions when they tear Dichotomize that which I've set my sight Rationalized with no constraint if it means we each suffocate Bring forth the outcome that's least real Disregard the meaning you feel

When the Bohemian Rhapsody song came out it was the year 1975. Now there is a more contemporary version of the song and you can tell me if it surpasses it. People in Answer the Public ask "Why Bohemian Rhapsody is the Best song Ever" Well it's certainly a great song but could the song "Splinters" by The Conduit be a contender please? Because I'm sick of hearing it all the time at Karaoke. Anyway, when I did Delta 8 last night I had a stupid theory that the symbols of the alphabet depicted air passing through the mouth and the lines through it were what to do with mouth shape. Plus I watched the movie Baby Boy last night which contributed to some more high theories. If you haven't watched it, it's great so check it out on Tubi. Check out the new track "Splinters" by THE CONDUIT December 20th,2022 The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre (Icosahedral by THE CONDUIT)

Shrooming as kids we'd scream about E.T's genitalia in McDonalds, get kicked out, write sorry on the windows of the establishment using ketchup packets, then defecate 2 feet away from the restroom toilet opposed to directly inside of it because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Ye (Kanye West) is losing it huh? Let's talk about his Alex Jones interview. By the way, who takes a bath? We'll get into this and also talk about the newest Matrix movie. Also, I know this is a predominately metal podcast but today we'll discuss some really good non-metal chick bands. Check out the new song "Splinters" by The Conduit 12/20/2022 The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre (Icosahedral by THE CONDUIT)

Today is the day after Thanksgiving and I wanted to tell you about the best song ever and what it took to create it. It's called "Splinters" and because I have memories of things that always make me laugh no matter what, I wanted to share that with you as well. Also, there's something fascinating about turtles and it traumatizes people. I bet you didn't know this. Check out the new song "Splinters" by THE CONDUIT releasing 12/20/2022 The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre (Icosahedral by THE CONDUIT)

Let's talk about acid flashbacks, the Munch and Go Lickity Split, and No Nut Tyler from the Kratom bar. This conversation feels one sided and that's probably because this is a podcast where I talk about metalcore music and people named Jeff when all you do is just sit and listen to it. That's okay. Also, James Dean is an Asian woman now and I got to meet her at The Blue Beat in Newport Beach, CA. One more thing, this karaoke technique is going to make you a BOSS BITCH. The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre (Icosahedral by THE CONDUIT)

My friend Dan was propositioned to attend a cuck three-way and I wanted to inform you about the apparent proper etiquette. Also wanted to talk about some people that lost their minds and what my time served in jail was like. I served time for being a good friend and it was an excruciating 15 hours of incarceration. Check out "Splinters" by THE CONDUIT out 12/20/2022 The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre

I've come to realize that the prog rock band, Tools demographic has become wasted bros who shout "play time's over!" repeatedly and that "Ryan's a fuckin chicks name dude." Also my friend described the movie Fight Club as "cock sucky" which is my new favorite adjective. Let's talk about Jonah Hills new movie "Stutz". One time at an After the Burial concert the singer asked "Who likes burritos?" and you wouldn't believe how this man responded but I'll tell you all about it. If you're coming out as gay you don't have to walk your friends and family up a mountain because an invite to brunch would be sufficient. Here's why. Check out the new song "Splinters" by THE CONDUIT releasing 12/20/2022 The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre (Icosahedral by THE CONDUIT)

I don't know whether its because I kept saying "I can't figure out how to send a dick pic on this thing." or if it was because I was saying "You're cute what's your credit card number?" but I'm banned from Tinder. Mail is pointless. Let me show you the awful hip hop songs that my friends and I record together. New years is coming up and last year I got my jacket stolen but thankfully I still have my gay pink sunglasses. Anyway, I've been playing Call of Duty Warzone instead of Splitgate, I'll tell you all about it. Is there a practicality to a positive mindset? Listen and find out. Check out the new single "Splinters" by THE CONDUIT out 12/20/2022 The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre (Icosahedral by THE CONDUIT)

Let's talk about French movies being weird psychological warfare, the real / intangible threat of Delta-8, and Pulse nightclub of Orlando. My brain sucks because it's 5 AM and I had dreams about listening to a Spongebob vinyl record to solve a riddle. Also, should you bang fat chicks because the bible says so? Most definitely and here's why. Check out the new song "Splinters" by THE CONDUIT out 12/20/2022 The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre (Icosahedral by THE CONDUIT)

Can't believe I got Elon Musk on the show to introduce my new single "Penis 4 Ur Thotz". This was five hundred dollars well spent. Let's talk about my friends intervention and how we made it a success. Also, we pay money for Louis C.K. now and here's why. I should have prefaced a lot of this conversation with "I'm a little bit sleepy" because it gets a bit weird and it seemed to have worked well for Ye. Check out "Splinters" by THE CONDUIT out 12/20/2022 The Jeff Show Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48ijibJyj8eVH5HB8JRhEb THE CONDUIT Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6uPU9xcx6V2Kt14tDCTtt2 Merch: https://theconduitmerch.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffeyinfinity This is a comedy podcast by Jeffey Infinity Composer of THE CONDUIT Vocalist in TRAVERSING INFINITY Pioneer of the shuffle-core genre (Icosahedral by THE CONDUIT)