The Tim Weichselbaum Show

I don't buy this AI hype one bit. It ain't gonna take anyone's job. It's just another fad like beanie babies. Folks are buying into tech stocks and it's just another cycle. I will be selling my NVDA stock while others are FOMOing in. I've been around long enough to learn how to profit. You want to profit from AI? Too late. The ones profiting already bought in back when everyone else was selling. Podcast listening platforms: https://linktr.ee/twshow Tim Weichselbaum on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timweichselbaum/ Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 1:08 - Not talking all week, watching CNBC 5:10 - Vyvanse hyperfocus, personal finance 9:06 - Seventeen was a good age 23:13 - The Autism Spectrum, ADHD, perfectionism 28:22 - Artificially raising your heartrate 34:06 - Questioning the need to self-medicate 40:57 - AI replacing programmers and other jobs 48:40 - Using AI to revolutionize self-pleasure 54:33 - Paying bills and socialism 57:00 - Fleshing out my pleasurable dream 1:06:53 - Outro

Save your Amazon points for something even better! Use them to get a refund on your credit card statement and get even more points when you make a purchase - that way, you'll make the most of your rewards! From episode 76 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHy7xuJUYiw

Nobody told me that SSDs only last around five years. I thought they were infallible storage devices that lasted up to thirty years or longer. Nope, turns out my three year old drive was suffering from over a thousand bad sectors and this is probably what was causing my computer to blue screen. I stupidly bought a new one with Amazon reward points, when I should have charged it to my credit card. That way I would have gotten 5% back on the purchase. Learning to be frugal is how I've been getting my rocks off lately. My mental health is still in the toilet otherwise. Subscribe to the podcast on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/twshow Tim Weichselbaum on IG: https://instagram.com/timweichselbaum Timmy Gusto: https://instagram.com/timmygusto Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:52 - Rusty as an ox! 4:19 - Tax Prep Delays 7:04 - OCD like symptoms, perfectionism 10:36 - Fixing my computer, crazy ramblings 16:17 - Making podcast clips 17:36 - Introverts vs extroverts 20:48 - Charles Bukowski 24:35 - Replacing a dying SSD 43:18 - Maximizing Amazon rewards 54:14 - Preproduction checklist 54:45 - Sleep apnea, general fatigue 58:22 - ADHD update 1:01:29 - Keto Chow coffee 1:02:55 - Comedy show, outro

Just because I recognize and support the rights of incels doesn't mean I'm one of them. I'm proud to say I don't have a problem getting way-laid - I get waylaid often! From episode 75 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJsrrUJDGM

The less I say around women, the better. Revealing my personality is a surefire way to not get a second date. So my Tinder bio is completely blank. I just rely on looks alone. From episode 75 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJsrrUJDGM

I may not be the most confident, eloquent male influencer but at least I have a stronger jaw line than Andrew Tate. He's got one of the nubbiest chins I've ever seen, and that makes me not take him seriously. From episode 75 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJsrrUJDGM

This episode is for my hardcore fans who look to me as a leader. I may not be the most confident or well spoken influencer, but I have a more defined jaw line than Andrew Tate, and that's what really matters. My interests are all over the place, and I could never be dedicated to just one niche. That would get stale and I'm not trying to stoke that kind of focused, consistent hatred. I'm much too talented to be only known for one of my many skills and passions. Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 2:51 - More dumb accents 7:06 - The cost of toilet paper in Biden's America 15:43 - VICE, TMZ, Daily Mail, Netscape 19:21 - Poisonous spiders, ugly things in nature 23:16 - Bug hunting season in Texas 40:55 - Comedy show dates 42:22 - Influencers like Andrew Tate 1:01:21 - Biden's Tweets 1:03:19 - Crypto portfolio review 1:07:10 - Algorand (ALGO), Alterna Network (ALTN) 1:08:16 - Arbitrum (ARB) 1:09:30 - Avalanche (AVAX) 1:11:04 - Axie Infinity (AXS) 1:11:48 - Basic Attention Coin (BAT) 1:12:30 - Binance Coin (BNB) 1:13:39 - Bitcoin (BTC) 1:15:09 - Email me for advice

Performing stand-up is like a drug. It gives you a lot of dopamine very quickly like certain stimulants. The effects are diminishing and soon you have to do more and more to get the same effects. If it goes bad, it's like withdrawing from an intoxicant. You'll immediately need to do another set to get back the lost dopamine. From episode 74 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP2pRoOZMDw

The crypto market is very speculative and there's a lot of fomo that drives prices upwards. You have to move fast to make money during a bull run or when something new comes out, like ordinals or a meme coin like $PEPE. When you do make money, be sure to pay your taxes and put your money into diversified assets. Low cost index funds are the least risky way to get exposure to the stock market. From episode 74 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP2pRoOZMDw

Ready to escape the US government's strict crypto regulations? I've got the perfect plan - move to a foreign country that has a good banking system and (ideally) no laws concerning crypto! From episode 73 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fu1pxppju4

It's not my place to make light of another broadcaster's drama. Especially when it comes to marital problems, and being exposed for being an awful husband. That is none of my business. I don't talk about other broadcaster's skeletons. I'm just minding my own business by drinking from a mug that is unrelated to the topic. From episode 73 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fu1pxppju4 #stevencrowder #louderwithcrowder

If I see a tornado coming towards my home, I'm not going to wait around and see what happens. From episode 73 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fu1pxppju4

A right-wing titan of broadcasting is immersed in a fiery tailspin. Steven Crowder's grill is out of wood pellets, and as the man of the house, it should be his decision who gets to take the car out and when. His wife's job is to perform wifely duties and answer to her man. Everyone in a relationship with Steven, whether personal or professional, should know that they are not to step out of line. I'm embarrassed for him, but will continue to drink from his mug until it goes out of style. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timweichselbaum/ Other Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timmygusto/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/twspod Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 2:59 - 4K, Wearing headphones 4:58 - Sober update, Guilty pleasures 8:37 - My roof's leaking?! 19:25 - Home ownership complaints 26:01 - Steven Crowder loves his wife 34:13 - Facts about Japan 36:15 - Am I still a Steven Crowder fan? 40:23 - Trump is still not a loser 41:57 - Howard Stern, Don Imus 44:54 - Wealth accumulation, budgeting 50:56 - Protesting property tax appraisals 56:55 - Complaining about renters 59:04 - How to survive a tornado 1:01:31 - First Republic Bank (FRC) 1:03:16 - Crypto ponzi schemes 1:07:39 - Legit crypto projects? 1:11:34 - Closing thoughts

I'm inspired by Joe Rogan and his podcast – he's always taken it seriously and he doesn't accept anything less than that from his guests. He's taught me so much about life and I'm forever grateful for it! From episode 72 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA3R20UbB4

Our words and actions have the power to greatly impact those around us. Be conscious of how your behavior affects others, and make the decision to be a better person before the damage occurs. From episode 72 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA3R20UbB4

Some people don't let their weight affect their self confidence! From episode 72 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA3R20UbB4 #comedy #bodypositive

Does it make me a bad person to admit that I would probably not want to date a Walmart shopper? I don't think so. I have nothing against Walmart, or people who shop there. But there is certainly a correlation between shopping at Walmart regularly and low intelligence. I want my partner to say stuff that I find clever every once in a while. In other news, I'm on a lean budget so I might have to start shopping at Walmart. Subscribe on YouTube, Apple, Google, Spotify, or your favorite platform: https://linktr.ee/twshow Tim Weichselbaum on Instagram: https://instagram.com/timweichselbaum Chapters 0:00 - Intro 2:29 - Microphones (Stellar X2 Vintage) 9:17 - Lighting, Spray Tan, Confidence 12:53 - Sober Update 45:29 - Binge Eating 48:47 - Walmart Shoppers 55:16 - Personal Finance Update 59:31 - Sleep Apnea, Comedy Update 1:08:23 - Outro

No matter how big it is, no business is immune to the tides of time. Every one of us is just a little castle in the sand, one wave away from being washed away. From episode 71 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2re2zI5Kp1w

Tax season can be stressful for many of us, but no matter what, my accounting team helps me get through it. Reminding me that our cash flow is still positive, and that our next quarterly reports will boost earnings per share and thus increase my net worth. Happiness is totally tied to net worth, so that's why accountants make the best therapists. From episode 71 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2re2zI5Kp1w

I'm starting to figure out what my niche is as a podcaster. I'm the niche. This week's episode is mostly about confronting internal darkness and how businesses are like sandcastles. I'm doing a lot of growing on this podcast. I'm maturing into the Tim Weichselbaum I am meant to be. A sweet, gentle, man. Thanks for listening. Podcast links: https://linktr.ee/twshow Chapters: 0:00 - Intro

I never left Chicago because I am Chicago! I am the human version of a deep dish pizza. People who don't like deep dish pizza can enjoy their thin slice cardboard. Deep dish is just pizza with more pizza. I dunno how anyone can hate on that. Must be out of narcissist proud for your geographic location. I don't have any of that. From episode 69 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqtvKqMhUQU

Exploring the creative depths of the mushroom experience can be scary, but also incredibly rewarding. From episode 69 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqtvKqMhUQU

Some would argue that chronic fatigue is psychosomatic, and whether that's true or not, doesn't mean it isn't real. Being told that something is all in your head doesn't make the problem go away. It's got debilitating symptoms that are stopping people from getting out of bed, let alone reaching their dreams. I'm going to be the first singer to capitalize off this condition, then I'm going to plateau creatively once I have positive cash flow.

It took me about 7 hours into the podcast to shake off my imposter syndrome, and actually feel comfortable talking into a microphone. Speaking of imposter syndrome, what's the opposite of that? That's what people are suffering from in Austin, TX, who are charging up to $30/ticket to see comedians who just started two years ago. How long will this bubble last before people realize that stand-up comedy generally isn't that good? From episode 69 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqtvKqMhUQU

I take pride in being one of the least successful artists of my time. I will die happy knowing that I'm putting out work I'm proud of, even if it's considered self-indulgent drivel to most who consume it. Chasing views for the sake of views is not artistically redeeming. I sleep at a baby at night knowing I have autistic integrity. From episode 69 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show. Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqtvKqMhUQU