The Rambling Nomad

After a seven month hiatus we're back and we've moved to Rumble because YouTube has become a communist hellhole full of double standards and also Rumble promised to pay me if I make any money off of these videos. I can't promise I'll upload more often or with any kind of consistency, not to mention I don't smoke weed anymore, but I do have a few things in the pipeline. Half of them are print media though, so that doesn't really help this channel much. If you're new to my work, let me be the first to apologize for wasting your time. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 18 October 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.

Does anybody remember "Merlin" staring Sam Neil? That was awesome. More of that and less of the shared universe style movies please. That's the video in a nutshell. I just saved you eight minutes. You're welcome. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 5 February 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.

In this one I show my insensitivity to other people's struggles. I guess that would make me an asshole, but you have to realize that everyone else is insensitive to my struggles too. We're all assholes and we should all do better. Don't hold your breath though. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 24 January 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.

Do people actually read these? Do I really care? Where is episode one? Why didn't Jyn take the transmission of her father with her when she fled Jedha? If you're looking for answers to this and more, you're wasting your time. Just sit back and be grateful that you're not as retarded as I am. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 23 January 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.

I guess I bitch about drivers in this one. I dunno. I'm just mass uploading everything to Rumble because they promises me I'd actually get paid. I'm not doing this for money or clout mind you; this is just way cheaper than therapy. However, I am freezing my ass off right now so if you could help me get a propane heater that would be great. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 24 January 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.

This is the most important video you will ever watch. It is also the dumbest fucking thing I've ever thought of. The future children I'm never going to have because I'm an unlovable weirdo will never make me as proud as this video. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 23 January 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.

Apparently I get bitchy when I'm hungry. I guess I'm always hungry. That's not why I look like this though. I eat all the time. God just thought it would be funny to give me a big dick and then put me in a body that's guaranteed never to get laid. Depeche Mode was right about his sense of humor. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 8 February 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.

I want my work to stand on it's own merits, so I will never ask you to like or subscribe. I'll never ask you to share. I also despise the entire advertising industry and would love to see it outlawed. What I will ask for is constructive criticism. If you hate my work, cool, but tell me why so I can take it into consideration in the future. I don't want to become my own echo chamber, and I would like to improve the quality of my work. If you've made it this far, thank you for wasting precious time out of your life to give me relevance. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 9 March 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.

I'll be honest: in the middle of uploading this video my girlfriend started some bullshit over nothing and really pissed me off, and it screwed up my focus. Just watch the goddamn video and promise me you won't take mindless, meaningless entertainment like video games too seriously. Fuck! All I did was upload a fucking picture of us. How the fuck is that anything worth fighting about? I get it: they're understaffed at work and she's stressed. Oh well. ---Credits & Technical--- Directed, Written By, & Staring Johnny Nebulous Filmed on 21 February 2022 Don't follow me on Twitter @JohnnyNebulous_ 11:39 Ain't Shit All content is original and owned solely by myself, created under GFT Industries and published by MAX15Characters (both owned and wholly staffed by me.) This contract is valid as of 24 March 1987 and good until I tell myself to fuck off or sell everything to a soulless corporation. Any content can be re-purposed for fair and legal use with permission and a link to the original work. Any commercial use of this content is strictly prohibited without permission.