Surviving the News

In this episode, does Stuttering John Melendez hate Christmas, or does Stuttering John just hate Shuli from the Shuli Network and Karl from WATP? We talk treasured Christmas memories in this episode. Join Phil Elmore for all this and more 8pm Eastern Thursday, 14 December 2023. Check our Linktree for links to the AUDIO PODCAST versions of the show, always completely free and available every day after showtime. | https://linktr.ee/philelmore | If you're listening without subscribing, please subscribe -- it's free and you'll get notified when we go live. "JOIN" the YouTube channel for exclusive members-only content: https://www.youtube.com/@survivingthenews/join Turn on your "Accept Gifted Memberships" at this link: https://youtube.com/@survivingthenews/allow_gifts | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #shuli #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore #karlfromwatp

Phil Elmore of Surviving the News reads to you from http://dabbleverse.blogspot.com in attempting to explain the Dabbleverse to outsiders. Join us at 8pm EST weeknights for live broadcasts from Surviving the News. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Join this channel for exclusive members-only content: https://www.youtube.com/@survivingthenews/join Turn on your "Accept Gifted Memberships" at this link: https://youtube.com/@survivingthenews/allow_gifts | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #shuli #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore #karlfromwatp

In this bonus Sunday episode, Stuttering John Melendez has been encouraged in his delusions, and this is a very bad thing. Stuttering John got to hang out with his former boss, Jay Leno, you see. Even as Shuli from the Shuli Network and Karl from WATP were covering the Opie debacle from Friday afternoon, Stuttering John was busily fortifying the walls of delusion behind which he lives. Phil Elmore explains why. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Join this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@survivingthenews/join Turn on your "Accept Gifted Memberships" at this link: https://youtube.com/@survivingthenews/allow_gifts | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #shuli #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore #karlfromwatp

Stuttering John Melendez has been the focus of many episodes of this podcast. But there is no Stuttering John Melendez without Howard Stern. Howard Stern was not just a father figure to Stuttering John; he arguably sowed the seeds of the alleged PTSD that might be what drives much of Stuttering John's behavior today. Join Phil Elmore Monday at 8pm EST to talk about how Howard Stern, once a shock jock of the working man, became a mainstream leftist... and how he and Stuttering John aren't so unalike today. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Join this channel for exclusive members-only content: https://www.youtube.com/@survivingthenews/join Turn on your "Accept Gifted Memberships" at this link: https://youtube.com/@survivingthenews/allow_gifts | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #shuli #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore #karlfromwatp

Stuttering John Melendez is the center of the #Dabbleverse, a loose constellation of podcasts that orbit Stuttering John and comment on his various doings. But the #Dabbleverse goes beyond Stuttering John. Yes, it includes Karl from WATP and Shuli from the Shuli Network... but there's so much more. Phil Elmore explains why we should all be grateful for Stuttering John as we head into the Thanksgiving holiday. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom |

Phil Elmore waxes poetic and samples three bourbons, the way a classy fellow would.

Stuttering John Melendez yesterday proclaimed that the #Dabbleverse is dying. It's not, but Stuttering John has bigger problems (and I don't mean Shuli from the Shuli Network or Karl from WATP). As much as Stuttering John would like to blame Karl from Who Are These Podcasts for his issues, Stuttering John himself is the architect of all his own miseries. We'll talk about that and get into some other Internet dramas if there's time in Friday night's episode of Surviving the News at 8pm EST. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom |

Stuttering John Melendez is a psychiatrist's dream... or a psychology intern's research paper. Stuttering John exposed himself during the end of his political show Wednesday, opening a window into Stuttering John's soul that shows us just how bitter, angry, and insecure Stuttering John is. Stuttering John hates Shuli; Stuttering John is jealous of Karl from WATP; Stuttering John wishes his show was as successful as the Shuli Network or Who Are These Podcasts. He continues to insist that he is great, he is talented, he is successful... and Stuttering John is none of these things. Phil Elmore explains why Thursday night at 8pm EST. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore #karlfromwatp

Stuttering John had a truly awful weekend. On Point-Dabblepoint with Shuli, KC Armstrong, and Karl from WATP, Stuttering John was accused of horrible crimes (and the lesser crime of staining bedsheets). Then Stuttering John issued as statement from his accuser claiming "his laywer" had recorded her recanting. With #MEPOO trending on X (nee Twitter), Stuttering John Melendez found himself threatening to sue Karl from WATP, KC, and Shuli, because threatening to sue people is what John does. We dive into this drama on Monday to talk about the aftermath of SHEETPOOGATE 2023. If there's time, we'll also talk about the recent controversy involving Bill Burr's wife, not to mention the fact that Cardiff Electric has finally cut sling on Stuttering John (but still doesn't like me). Join us at 8pm EST Monday, 13 November 2023. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore #karlfromwatp

[TIME APPROXIMATE - We're going later than our usual time slot and I'm not sure exactly when we'll begin.] Stuttering John Melendez HATES nerds. Stuttering John speaks often of how much he dislikes dweebs, geeks, and every other term you'd use for the heroes of "Revenge of the Nerds." This is because Stuttering John thinks he's one of the "cool kids," one of the jocks. The reality is that while Stuttering John calls Karl from WATP a nerd and a geek (and says the same about Shuli of the Shuli Network), Stuttering John is closer to "Booger" from "Revenge of the Nerds" than he is to any of the nerds' antagonists. We explore this issue in a late-night livestream on Friday, 10 November 2023. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom |

Stuttering John Melendez has a problem: There's no Stuttering John podcast, but Stuttering John would very much like to respond to what everyone's saying. Karl from WATP has talked about this, but this isn't Karl from WATP's problem: It's John's. So what is Stuttering John's solution? Sending emails, striking channels, and tweeting about how mean everyone is to him. Meanwhile, Patrick Melton is giving him (and Chad and Steel Toe) a hard time, we do our nunchucks and butterfly knife lessons as a payoff for earlier this week, and there'll probably be some stuff about this afternoon's Point-Dabblepoint. Oh, and Ray DeVito has left the Shuli Network, but nobody cares. Will Shuli ever recover? (Nobody cares, I said.) All this and more, 8pm EDT Friday, 27 October, 2023. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #shuli #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore

Stuttering John is actively tweeting and working behind the scenes... to falsely deplatform anyone who displeases him for any reason. Who could have seen that coming? No doubt an angry Vinnie Paulino will phone him, voice trembling in barely contained rage, any day now. If there's time we'll get into some drama and news items we missed Wednesday, too. Join Phil Elmore at 1pm EDT for this special Late Lunch edition of Surviving the News. (We're back at our regular timeslot Friday.) https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore

There's a lot of speculation that Stuttering JOhn might be in rehab, that Vinnie Paulino might have paid him to take a break, that the whole thing might be some kind of work, or that the March 10th show might be doomed. Whatever it is, we'll talk about it. John, meanwhile, has started tweeting again, mostly to deny that he's ever tried to cancel anyone, I think...? Plus the boys on Uncle Rico spent a LOT of time talking about why people hate Phil Elmore, which was an interesting (and deeply hurtful) discussion. Join us at 8pm EDT weeknights for nightly shows. https://linktr.ee/philelmore Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom | #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore

The floating orange would like to emphasize that he does not like me, or at least that's what I hear; people keep speculating whether John is in rehab. What does this mean for the March 10th show? We run down the best and worst of on-camera disguises in the #Dabbleverse, but I forgot to include Hackride in my legally binding YouTube poll. And Stuttering John's favorite Twitter supporter has found something to keep him busy while John is gone: complaining about Phil Elmore. Join us at 8pm EDT Tuesday, 24 October 2023. https://linktr.ee/philelmore Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore

Stuttering John Melendez announced through Joey C on Twitter that he is leaving forever, never to podcast again, for real this time, and this time, he really means it. Phil Elmore performs John's farewell speech. (A parody.) #stutteringjohn #philelmore #howardstern #whoarethesepodcasts #shulinetwork

On this rare Saturday livestream, we talk obscure movies and, if there's interest, do a Q&A. (Given last night's and this morning's Vinnie Paulino drama it wouldn't surprise me if some folks want to chat in questions.) #dabbleverse #howardstern #stern #stutteringjohn #qanda #philelmore

Phil Elmore launches his nightly show, the STN Nightly News Roundup, a production of Surviving the News. In tonight's episode, we go over the latest #Dabbleverse and #StutteringJohn drama following Copyright Strike Gate 2023, including the fact that Vinnie Paulino is very angry because, he says, I am using him for publicity. We'll also touch on some related Internet drama and, if there's time, talk about some weird, obscure science fiction movies that I bet none of my viewers have ever seen (but should). Tune in at 8pm EDT Friday, 20 October 2023.

Performed by Phil Elmore. This is a parody. It isn't really Stuttering John reading the poem. But it should be. And you won't be able to tell the difference. "Dark Fog" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Steel Toe Morning Show's Aaron Imholte is a boxer. He boxes. He's always boxing, boxing, boxing. Just ask him. He'll boxingly box you to show you boxing if you want to box. Also, speaking of people who can't fight, Stuttering John has decided to publicly extort Patrick Melton because he's mad that Melton keeps talking about him. But more importantly, HE KEEPS THREATENING TO QUIT! Phil Elmore talks all this Internet drama in this Surviving the News Livestream. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom | #stutteringjohn #ninja #howardstern #martialarts #philelmore #aaronimholte #steeltoe #steeltoemorningshow

Phil Elmore talks Joran van der Sloot finally confessing to murdering Natalee Holloway, BLM voicing support for Hamas, threatening banks to give loans to illegals, the courtroom brawl that happened when a killer mocked the victim's family, and Victoria's Secret discovering that nobody likes ugly models. During our Internet Drama segment, we also talk Stuttering John declaring he's "out of the Kevin Brennan business." Meanwhile, Aaron and April Imholte can't stop fighting on camera... and it's not looking good for the future of their relationship. Please donate to support the show. | Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) | PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com | CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom https://linktr.ee/philelmore #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore #nataleeholloway #bankingcrisis #aaronimholte #steeltoemorningshow

Stuttering John hosted his business associate Vinnie Paulino recently. Watching Vinnie bow and scrape and grovel while simultaneously trying to reason with a screaming, spitting, bellowing Stuttering John was bad enough... but the two men did it over a never-ending loop of John's copyright intro music, the playing of which would constitute a war crime if you made POWs listen. Phil Elmore explains why this was such a spectacle.

A day in the life of a Stuttering John servant -- er, I mean, supporter. #stutteringjohn #shulinetwork #whoarethesepodcasts #shuli #howardstern #philelmore

Stuttering John claims he's on vacation in Jamaica "with his girl." He's not. Phil Elmore explains why in this Sunday livestream.

Stuttering John has announced he is quitting podcasting, retreating to only producing political content for his Patreon (something for which I assume there must be YOOOJ demand). While raking in tens of dollars behind a paywall, the rest of the #Dabbleverse is left reeling. What shall the #shulinetwork or #whoarethesepodcasts do if there is no Stuttering John? #PhilElmore speculates as to what's next. Please donate to support the show, as we're not monetized yet. Venmo: @PhilElmore (last 4 digits 1626) PayPal: @phil@philelmore.com CashApp: $PhilElmoreDotCom