the Tao Robert Show

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): Once upon a time on Halloween In this episode, we're going on a wonderful Halloween adventure with our favorite rascals. Join our heroes on a fun journey of escaping a deranged killer. It'll be so much fun! Enjoy! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): Coronavirus Quarantine Blues In this episode we're trapped in quarantine at our good old pal's home. Dimitri Masturbov and his family was awful kind to let me and my cousin stay at their place in the quarantine days. Although it was not perfect, it felt like home...almost...at least until we cracked and started pulling shenanigans... Enjoy and stay healthy and safe! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): the (cool) new guy in town In this episode we go down Emotional Lane, to tell you the story of how we made friends with the new guy in our town...It's such an adventure that people might think it's ripped out from a Hollywood movie... *wipes away tears* Enjoy! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): How our rap career died In this episode you'll see how abruptly our rap careers ended, because of a slight and...kinda' insignificant misunderstanding. Eh, Smack happens... Nevertheless, there's still an unresolved mystery, so if you have some patience, we'll get to the bottom of this! Speaking of patience, we should be able to get our full rap album back, once the police is done with the investigation. Only then we can upload all of our songs. Also, in this episode, there will be brief exposure for some legendary characters that inspired this show! Legends like: Rick and Morty, 2 Stupid Dogs, Beavis and Butthead, Stewie and Brian, from Family Guy and, last but not least, gradeAunderA !!! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! 2 NEPHEWS - 5 minute yogHURT - 4 LIFE Album Vocals: Tao's cousin Produced by: Dr. Phd. Draicc and RiPPED PENGUiN studio Lyrics (written by Tao Robert): HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP, WITH A FUCKING HEADACHE? WISHING YOUR MOM WAS NICE ENOUGH TO BE COOKING YOU A PANCAKE THIS SUNDAY AFTERNOON THE WEATHER’S COLD AND LIGHTLY RAINING AND I’M SO FUCKING HUNGRY, MAN, MY HANDS ARE KINDA’ TREMBLING! SO I BUST THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN, IN AN ACT OF DESPERATION. CAN’T TELL IF MY PARENTS ARE GONE TO WORK OR ON VACATION. THERE’S NO FUCKING FOOD AROUND, MAN, WHAT A SHITTY SITUATION! IF I DON’T ACT SOON I’LL SURELY DROP DEAD BECAUSE OF STARVATION!!! I - HAVE 5 MINUTES – LEFT TO FIND – SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT OR I’LL – JUST DROP DEAD – THERE’S NO BREAD - THIS MIGHT BE THE END, YO! SO I TAKE A CLOSER LOOK BECAUSE I STILL HAVE HOPE AND PRAISE THE LORD, I SET MY SIGHT UPON A CUP OF YOGURT. SO I ATE IT ALL AND THERE’S NO NEED TO PUT IT BACK. IT SURE WAS CREAMY AND DELICIOUS, SO I THOUGHT: HEY, WHAT THE HECK? BUT THAT NOTE LOOKED SO SUSPICIOUS AND I KNEW IT WAS FROM DAD AND ON THAT NOTE HE WROTE THAT "IF YOU TOUCH MY FOOD I WILL BE MAD!" AND AS I TURNED AROUND I SAW HIM STARING BACK AT ME AND HE LOOKED SO DAMN ANGRY THAT I FELT AN URGE TO PEE! HE WAS ALWAYS ROUGH AND TOUGH AND STRICT WITH ME, YOU SEE, GETTING PUNNISHED AND YELLD AT FOR EVERY SINGLE THING. WHO? - ATE MY GOD - DAMN YOGURT? WAS IT REALLY YOU SON? WELL – YOU HAVE 5 – MINUTES TO GO BUY ME A NEW ONE! I – HAVE 5 MINUTES – TO GO BUY MY DAD SOME YOGURT. I - GOTTA RUN – THIS AIN’T FUN THIS CAN HAPPEN TO NO ONE BUT MEEE... ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): That time we got signed for a rap record deal This is the intro to our rap album. Yes, we are producing a rap album. Hopefully it won't suck balls! Stay tuned! I guess we found out what happens when you strike a deal with the devil... ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): The rap battle that got us a record deal In this episode you'll feast your senses upon the accurate recollection of how we accidentally became rap stars, and got signed by a legend. What initially started as an average Friday night out, ended up in the biggest accomplishment of our lives. So I guess we're rap stars now...coming soon, to a concert, near your bitch ass! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): I surprised my cousin with an expensive gift - reaction video In this episode I...umm...bought my dear cousin a 3 million dollar lamborghini centenario! We went to his house to surprise him...aaand surprise him good we did! Stick around to see his reaction! Enjoy! Also, here's the link to Sto's book: https://www.amazon.com/Tumbler-Sunlight-Sto-Adrian-ebook/dp/B07GRJ7VHN/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=a+tumbler+of+sunlight+sto+adrian&qid=1578777789&sr=8-1 ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): We tried to make him go to rehab, but he said no, No, NO! In this episode you'll find out what happened when we tried to send my grandpa to rehab. He had a tough life and a harsh childhood, so it's kinda'understandable. Nevertheless, as a family we did our best to support and be there for him. I hope you enjoy this heartwarming, yet funny animated story! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): That time when Tao Robert ruined Christmas In this episode you'll learn what happens when I get pushed over the edge. I'm only human after all. Nevertheless, after she left, we managed to enjoy our quality time, with friends and family and, of course, I just had to mane a funny animated version of this story. I hope you do the same, these winter Holidays...except the funny animated story part...that's my thing, so lay off! Merry Christmas, to you all, lots of joy, laughter, cringe, great sex and a happy and prosperous new year! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): My account was briefly HACKED! Or was it?! - ANIMATED NEWS BULLETIN In this episode, I'll explain my brief absence of almost 2 months. It was a tough time for me, but I managed to pull through. Enjoy this episode and brace yourself for more future content! I'M BACK! Time for more animated funny stories and news bulletins! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): That time I had a fight with my cousin, at the studio... In this episode, you'll have the privilege to join us, behind the scenes, at our newly established studio. So, I guess this is our way to welcome you to the Ripped Penguin Studio! Unfortunately, today you had to witness a fight between me and my cousin. We're under a lot of pressure and stress, to provide you with our best content...but there's still a lot of other issues that we have to deal with, over here...so now you know why we're late with our episode production. Nevertheless, hope you enjoy your tour at our studio! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): Taking Jordan Peterson's advice, from "12 Rules for Life" Hey, guys! I'm back! Been busy lately but I'm compensating for it with a special episode! TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOHOOOO (I'm almost legal)! In this episode, I'll share some philosophical thoughts about life and the chaotic nature of existence. Also, I'll tell you about an amazing book, written by Jordan Peterson himself, called "12 Rules for Life". I had the chance to take his advice on some important matter and here are my thoughts about the whole experience... So, Enjoy! AND FUCKING SHARE THIS VIDEO! IT'S MY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY, FFS! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): My ADtempt to get attention Yes...I am that desperate to get attention, that I had to pay YouTube to shove my content down your throat! But hey! It's not any kind of content! It's funny animated stories, that y'all moefoes like...and share...hopefully! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): The former client In this episode, you'll learn how my cousin ruined a business partnership and a bet, by throwing in a random guess. We used to briefly work together, as safety inspectors and consultants, back in the day, btw. Happy and fun times. Enjoy and remember, guys! Business is tough and a bet is a bet! Guess I'll just stick to funny animated stories and stay away from business... ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): Shame and Pride - a father and son tale Sorry for being 2 weeks late! (with the video posting). My laptop died PRECISELY when I finished this episode, burning everything on my hard drive, which totally killed my hard on...[pun intended, cuz I'm funny...heh, heh, heehh...] Nevertheless, I hussled it out, got the laptop fixed and the episode completely remade! So this episode is about that time when I tried to make my dad proud, but miserably failed...mostly due to bad timing. Anywayz, hope you enjoy and I really hope you also noticed the dope new INTRO and OUTRO I made for you guys...well for my show, but for your visual satisfaction too! P.S. those dope slow-motion shots were made by Eduard Schneider with some Sci-Fi, High Tech Hollywood camera, that costs more than my internal organs, lol. ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): How Karma works; part 2. Another day, another shitty situation. In this episode, we conclude our story on the mysterious ways of karma. On cause and effect. And on how you should be very careful, when traveling, on precisely WHAT and WHEN you eat! Make sure to watch part 1, so you'll get a better understanding of the whole situation: https://rumble.com/v1huaqx-funny-animated-story-how-karma-works-part-1.html And, as promised (if you watched the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bgThBewO5I Enjoy! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): The Forbidden Olives (!PREMIUM EPISODE!) In this episode, we'll learn how our good friend, Dylan, was punished, by God, just like Adam and Eve. There are consequences when you give in to temptation and do what you know you should not... Also, keep an eye out for all the Easter Eggs in this video. I usually throw Easter Eggs in almost every video, but in this one, I've outdone myself! Can you name all of them, in the comment section? :D Also, can you name at least 300 easily offended cunts? I surely can! hashtag lolzards ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): Tao Robert's first kiss... In this episode, I'll tell you all about my first kiss. (Memorable indeed!) Growing up as an only child, after we moved out, to build a house, at the edge of our hometown, I used to spend a lot of time with our dog, Nick. We used to explore the empty land and pretend play war games and what not. One day, something really gross happened... Enjoy! (the episode! If you're easily offended, enjoy, instead, a cool glass of coolant fluid!) But then again,are you really gonna' take advice from a clown? 😂 Also, it will help me out a big deal if you'd LIKE and SHARE this video (and the other ones, from my channel). That would mean a lot to me. Also, consider SUBSCRIBING, as well! Poppa wants to buy a lamborghini, off of Rumble ad revenue, from my funny animated stories ! Cheers! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): How I got banned from my local church (for eternity!) In this episode, you'll learn why you should chose your friends carefully...and your choice of words - wait for it - EXTRA carefully! Especially in church... Enjoy! Like! Subscribe! Pray! 1 Like = 1 Prayer. 1 Share = 2.17 Prayers. 1 Subscribe = 48,3% more chances to go to Heaven. Now, if you're easily offended, here's what you have to do: go to Hell! But don't forget your sunscreen! :D ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): is it really worth storming Area 51? In this episode, an anonymous expert sheds some light on how the storming of Area 51, in September 2019, might turn out. Beware! There are some easter eggs and you might flip. Viewers discretion is advised! And if you're easily offended, storming Area51 is a MUST for you! Try it completely naked, too! But then again,areyou really gonna' take advice from a clown? 😂 © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): Luckiest man alive vs. the lost wallet In this episode, you'll learn how my cousin, the luckiest man alive, lost his wallet and his documents, right before his high-school exam. A lot of valuable lessons in this episode, so enjoy! ALSO: in my country, a well known artist even made a song, inspired by my cousin's story of this incident. Might also wanna check that song out: Smiley - pierdut buletin ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvDoa4SrkwM ) But, folks, if you're easily offended, remember: you should move to Mars! ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): Kissing the frog (indirectly) On this episode you'll learn all you need to know about partying and personal hygiene. Also, you'll get to see how sometimes, a hunch is more accurate than you actually think. Enjoy! Even if you're the easily offended type...grow some humor, will you kindly? ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert

⚠️ WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT AND/OR DARK HUMOR...AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! BUT AT LEAST IT'S A FUNNY ANIMATED STORY... 💭 Original title (S.E.O. struggles): the potty that broke my grandpa's back... An episode about how I accidentally broke my grandpa's ribs, when I was a little boy. TOTALLY ACCIDENTALLY! Hope you enjoy! (and yes, my grandpa's perfectly fine now...actually he'll appear in future episodes too, btw.) Also beware! it's dark humor...very dark and gross. Just like my soul, lol! So if you're the sensitive type, that gets offended easily, go piss on a power generator! But then again,areyou really gonna' take advice from a clown? 😂 ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A REAL PERSON, OR PERSONS, IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL! © Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, parody, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. 🅿️💲If you enjoy my content, please consider supporting me, so I'll be able to entertain you and make you laugh (or at least cringe) - FULL TIME! @ http://www.patreon.com/taorobert