Think like a potato

Nineties boss explains how to win at work and life. It's all very riveting.

The Refined Sugar Diet can save you time and reduce dental care costs by 100%! _____ #comedy #dietfood #comedylife #instadiet #comedyvideos😂 #comedysketch #dietgoals #dietingsucks #dietingproblems

How to select the ripe stuff. _____ #diet #comedy #comedyposts #dietculture #comedyvideos😂 #comedysketch #dietgoals #dietmeals #comedyscene

Go from zero to hero by using this simple diet NOBODY is talking about! _____ #diet #comedy #comedyposts #dietonline #dietist #dietrecipes #comedyvids

Finally data driven charts prove what happens when you put your unbranded rubber clogs in sport mode. ____ #comedyvideos #comedyposts #comedylife #comedyskit #comedyvids #comedyreel #comedysketch #comedyvideos😂#sportmode

Put your non-branded rubber clogs in sport mode! ___ #comedyreels #comedyposts #comedylife #sketchcomedy #comedyskit #reelscomedy #comedyculture #comedytonic #comedyvids #comedyreel #comedysketch

Avoid going round in circles but ensuring BOTH rubber clogs are set to sport mode! _____ #comedy #comedylife #comedyposts #comedygold #comedyskit #comedyvine #comedyskits #comedymeme #comedygrind #comedypost #comedylike

#fundraising #goodcause #nonprofitorganization #causes #nonprofits #charitywork #fundraise #donatetoday #donationsneeded #fundraisingcampaign #fundraisingfun #fundraisingproject #Fundraisinggoals _____ Help me raise funds so that Charlie House can build a respite unit for families dealing with life limiting conditions in the North East of Scotland. You can donate here: https://charliehouse.enthuse.com/pf/jonathan-burns

Devastating effects of not engaging sport mode. #comedy #comedylife #comedyposts #comedygold #comedyskit #comedyvine #comedyskits #comedymeme #comedygrind #comedypost #comedylike #comedydirect

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I've been having a BLAST with #midjourney and I asked it to tell me what it looked like. Many of the images it produced were quite profound, others were pretty and a few were just hilarious/creepy. Let me know what you think! Have you tried the Mid journey bot on Discord? Check it out here: https://www.midjourney.com/home/ - enjoy!

Everyone can add to the bottom line. For sales, marketing and fee earners, this is quite standard. If you're admin, like me, you might need to be a little more creative. Sadly, my walk-in pigeon-painting parlour is still operating at a loss, and that doesn't even take into account my five-week research trip to Kleinshidig last winter.

There is nothing wrong in asking for help if you need it. But bringing solutions to your boss, instead of problems, will make you look smart.

Sometimes you have to think outside the box. I remember one time, I left my superiors speechless when I suggested a drive-thru consulting service during peak client visiting hours. It hasn't been implemented yet, but must surely only be a matter of time!

Think about it, if you can get to the stationery cupboard before anyone else and save some of those resources, perhaps stockpiling paper, pens and sundry other items, you will become more valuable by default. Anyone requiring those resources will have to come to you - possibly even paying tribute for your favour!

Runner thinks polar ice caps are a running aid.

Whether it's complying with the latest regulations, or braiding your toe hair, sometimes you might need help from a colleague or passing alchemist. Boy, it can be tricky to convince people - even when you know it's in their best interest! That's why I've formulated this simple six-step plan that will inspire ANYONE to get onboard and help you out! This RENOWNED top secret strategy NEVER fails to sometimes work. ______ Make sure to subscribe so that you can stay up to date with the latest almost okay hints, tips & tricks for business and life. ______ Music: "Shine" and "Shine (Instrumental)" by Luray, courtesy of Audiio.com

A good compliance culture doesn't happen by itself... it takes at least seven whole steps. Now you too can have a very sparkly #complianceculture that your friends will envy to the point where they whisper behind your back - and isn't that what every compliance professional wants? Step 1 - Understand where you are Step 2 - Define what 'good' looks like Step 3 - Underdstand human nature Step 4 - Focus on the why Step 5 - Highlight individual benefits and responsibilities Step 6 - Be pragmatic and understand the firm's objectives Step 7 - Boss buy-in and tone from the top ______ Music: "Shine" and "Shine (instrumental)" by Luray, courtesy of Audiio.com "Action Blockbuster Breakbeat" by kornevmusic, courtesy of Envato.com "Cinematic Intro" by MusicalSmile, courtesy of Envato.com

If you want to get paid more, you should focus on how you can add value as an employee... Unfortunately, this guy doesn't quite get it. #parody #businesstips #spudthink ___ Music "Funny Comedy Adventure" by Praded courtesy of Envato "Shine" and "Shine (Instrumental)" by Luray courtesy of Audiio.com ___ Based on an article, "8 Ways to Add Value as an Employee," from the Career Masterclass website: https://careermasterclass.com/8-ways-to-add-value-as-an-employee/ ___