Tea Drinkin' Chooks

Getting hit by a car for my end of term literature assignment. This scene will be in my upcoming short film - Macbeth

Racial humour.

The epic and most random tale of balls, pedophilia, and blue people.

The lengths some will go to... just to use Snapchat filters. I am not sponsored and I don't have friends. These people broke into my house and forced me to film this.

"But no matter what you do, you'll always feel as though you tripped and fell". The Raconteurs - Steady, As She Goes

These are the lengths that some will go to... just to see a message on his phone. Starring some people who could be considered my "friends".

Welcome to The Blattle, the first (very) short film made entirely from bloopers. I feel ashamed to even use the word 'film' for this monstrosity. Starring some people, and briefly... another person.

Don't cheat on your partner. Don't bring your wife's banana bread into work without her permission. Don't slap Steve Coogan's autobiography with a spatula. But most importantly... family violence is NOT the answer.