The Aural Malpractice Podcast

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Dr. Josh really rams it home with a movie mashup of Thomas the Tank Engine and Striptease. Better grease up your coal chute because this train's running everywhere! Enjoy! This clip originally appeared on Aural Malpractice episode 6 - Mailbox Yeast Infection. Listen to the whole thing below! https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2021/09/09/mailbox-yeast-infection/ ------ For more insanity visit www.auralmalpractice.com or search for Aural Malpractice in your favorite podcast player. Submit your questions for the Aural Malpractioners: https://bit.ly/3AADG9e Send your audio advertisements or comments to feedback@auralmalpractice.com

Preview of a fantastic movie that combines orphans, litigation, and chainsaws. Time to fix America's legal system the only way that works: murdering everyone with a chainsaw! This clip originally appeared on Aural Malpractice episode 6 - Mailbox Yeast Infection. Listen to the whole thing below! https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2021/09/09/mailbox-yeast-infection/ ------ For more insanity visit www.auralmalpractice.com or search for Aural Malpractice in your favorite podcast player. Submit your questions for the Aural Malpractioners: https://bit.ly/3AADG9e Send your audio advertisements or comments to feedback@auralmalpractice.com

Are you embarrassed by your sagging underarm skin and have no lusty primal desire to murder everyone and everything around you? It's time to try Skinzecor! This clip originally appeared on Aural Malpractice episode 6 - Mailbox Yeast Infection. Listen to the whole thing below! https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2021/09/09/mailbox-yeast-infection/ ------ For more insanity visit www.auralmalpractice.com or search for Aural Malpractice in your favorite podcast player. Submit your questions for the Aural Malpractioners: https://bit.ly/3AADG9e Send your audio advertisements or comments to feedback@auralmalpractice.com

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In the doctors' very first Q+A segment, they answer the questions about things that you, the listeners, are dying to know, all the while lamenting the stupidity of the thing that you, the listeners, are dying to know. This clip originally appeared on Aural Malpractice episode 11 - Not for the Living. Listen to the whole thing below! https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2022... ------ For more insanity visit www.auralmalpractice.com or search for Aural Malpractice in your favorite podcast player. Submit your questions for the Aural Malpractioners: https://bit.ly/3AADG9e Send your audio advertisements or comments to feedback@auralmalpractice.com

In this segment of 'Which is Worse', the doctor's answer a very common question. Which is worse? A dead human blocking your driveway? Or a dead elephant? This clip originally appeared on Aural Malpractice episode 7 - Olympic Snowballing. Listen to the full podcast below! https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2021/10/01/olympic-snowballing/ ------ For more insanity visit www.auralmalpractice.com or search for Aural Malpractice in your favorite podcast player. Submit your questions for the Aural Malpractioners: https://bit.ly/3AADG9e Send your audio advertisements or comments to feedback@auralmalpractice.com

Brick Scotch is back with yet another lucrative endeavor, and this has nothing to do with semen or jerking off. This clip originally appeared on Aural Malpractice episode 11 - Not for the Living. Listen to the whole thing below! https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2022/04/29/not-for-the-living/ ------ For more insanity visit www.auralmalpractice.com or search for Aural Malpractice in your favorite podcast player. Submit your questions for the Aural Malpractioners: https://bit.ly/3AADG9e Send your audio advertisements or comments to feedback@auralmalpractice.com

A whole episode of Aural Malpractice in just under 90 seconds. Straight from our asses to your ears! ------ For more insanity visit www.auralmalpractice.com or search for Aural Malpractice in your favorite podcast player. Send your audio advertisements, dumb questions, or comments to feedback@auralmalpractice.com

Let Brick Scotch have a few minutes of your time as he talks about his latest entrepreneurial endeavor, Nice Cans! It's... mostly just cans. ------ For more insanity visit www.auralmalpractice.com or search for Aural Malpractice in your favorite podcast player. Send your audio advertisements, dumb questions, or comments to feedback@auralmalpractice.com

The doctors describe their bulletproof model for acquiring wealth and influence. Please like us or Dr Chris will have to go back to doing donkey shows. Link to the full podcast below. Learn the sordid history of Dr Josh! https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2022/05/31/draculas-a-asshole/

Dr. Josh talks about his penis for three straight minutes. Dr. Chris can't find a way to escape. Dr. Tom doesn't know what a metaphor is. The universe is disappointed. For the full podcast, featuring over an hour of dick experiments, the pink milk in the fridge, comparing cheeses, and finally a non-binding pledge to stop with the dick experiments, visit https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2021/10/26/no-more-dick-experiments-2/

Dr. Chris uses his 100% real expertise and education to discuss Gorilla Glue, penises, and how to best combine the two. For the full podcast, featuring over an hour of shady science, dead elephants, and body horror, visit https://www.auralmalpractice.com/2021/10/01/olympic-snowballing/