My Wife Almost KILLED Me! (and she mined a chunk) || The WORST Minecraft Survival Episode 7)
Please be nice to my wife in the comments, this is her first time on YouTube 😀 Direct all your hate at how the video was produced toward me.
Although it seems obvious what the video is about based on the title, it actually is. My wife mines a chunk and almost dies in Minecraft. If you can read, you know what to expect. If you can’t read, then don’t like or subscribe.
Despite this small mistake of hers, I believe she did pretty good for her first time playing. I don’t mean to brag, but I think I accidentally helped her out a little by letting her watch me play. Of course, if she decides to get this game, I’ll guide her through it so she can become an even better player and I can host her more on this channel.
She asked me to share the link to Minecraft in case anyone wanted it and, of course, I happily agreed.
Get Minecraft here: https://www.minecraft.net/
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Watch me build the ultimate one-chunk farm in my next episode here: TBA
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The resource pack I’m using is Compliance (Rebranded as Faithful): https://bit.ly/3HDhFa8
I have edited the chestplate models and items to have an “M” on the front (except the leather ones, lol). This falls under Fair Use as parody. No malicious intent is involved in this change. If the owners of Faithful want me to stop using the edited resource pack on my channel, I will comply.
The shaders used in the thumbnail are Sildur's Vibrant shaders: https://bit.ly/2F8TFOk
*Also, we decided on the name “Amantha” before the video. That’s why I knew her nickname at the end. I didn’t review her recording beforehand.
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CURING Wither Skeleton OVERPOPULATION! || The WORST Minecraft Survival (Episode 6)
Soul Sand Valley and Warped Forest Fortresses have recently seen a surge in Wither Skeleton populations. The Nether is in danger and only one man can fix it.
In this episode, I set out to correct the balance of Wither Skeletons with other mobs. Along the way, I collect skulls to kill a BUNCH of Withers and make beacons to help with the extermination.
Wither Skeletons are known for being dangerous due to their strong attacks, the Wither effect, high health, and sh*tty programming. With such a high population and bad pathfinding, do I stand any chance at surviving?
Timestamps:
0:00 - Setting Up Character Motives
1:43 - Building Railway (skippable)
2:25 - Preparing for Wither Skeleton Hunt
2:48 - Intro
2:58 - Wither Skeleton Hunt I
18:44 - Wither Prep I
20:48 - Intermission (skippable)
21:29 - First Wither Fights
22:12 - Nether Fortress Beacon Setup
24:03 - Wither Skeleton Hunt II
25:00 - Sample and share (I won’t copyright claim it)
25:16 - Wither Skeleton Hunt II Continued
28:19 - The Cow Arc!
29:27 - Wither Skeleton Hunt II Continued...again
35:43 - Intermission (skippable)
36:00 - Second Wither Fights
36:44 - Villager Farm Beacon Setup
37:01 - Another Intermission, ugh (skippable)
37:25 - Making Peace With the Enemy
37:48 - Raid (with no music ‘cause there’s no challenge)
38:36 - Reading the News (skippable, but not recommended)
40:23 - Wither Skeleton Hunt III
46:47 - My Christian Story
52:55 - Wither Skeleton Hunt III Continued (kinda? It never stopped)
56:03 - Final Wither Fights
56:45 - Perfect House Beacon Setup
57:19 - I go a little insane for some reason
58:00 - Final Newsletter
59:06 - Loss of Hope
59:28 - Happy Ending
1:00:31 - Outro
Watch my first movie here: https://bit.ly/3s43MLm
Watch my wife mine a chunk in the next episode here: https://bit.ly/3krtYQo
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The resource pack I’m using is Compliance (Rebranded as Faithful): https://bit.ly/3HDhFa8
I have edited the chestplate models and items to have an “M” on the front. This falls under Fair Use as parody. No malicious intent is involved in this change. If the owners of Faithful want me to stop using the edited resource pack on my channel, I will comply.
Special thanks to the people down below for their incredible music (please credit in reactions):
ProleteR for Faidherbe Square - https://bit.ly/3Cde3sB
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I Survived 100 DAYS AS A NUDIST!!! -- The WORST Minecraft Survival (Episode 4 REUPLOAD)
DISCLAIMER: There is absolutely no sexually explicit content in this video!
Welcome back to my channel. Today we face the world head-on with nothing on. 100 days with no armor. Truth be told, I hate these 100-day videos. So, why’d I do this? Because I’ve been very stressed lately and I need to relax.
A common misconception about nudism is that people are only in it for the pleasure of seeing others naked. The truth is nudism is very good for one’s body. Not just in terms of sex, but it’s also a means of finding comfort. Wearing clothes long enough can make people feel restricted. Many people sometimes just want to take everything off, but don’t because they either see it as ‘not of their culture’ or are embarrassed at the thought of being nude. But there’s nothing wrong with seeking a little freedom. And people can be nudists in private.
Nudism also comes with verifiable health benefits. It can improve your sex life. It will keep your body cooler and help you lose weight. You’ll sleep better and wake up happier. You get more Vitamin D from the Sun. People will appreciate you more for your body (contrary to popular belief). And you’ll feel more comfortable with your own body. The downside of nudism is that it can be hard to get into it at first. Though a great feeling, being naked is not the norm among most people, thus committing to it completely so suddenly can be discouraging. What I’d suggest is starting slowly. First, take off your socks. If you aren’t comfortable with removing more articles of clothing, wear something more revealing at first. Take your time trying to get to sleep, especially on workdays. If you ever feel too uncomfortable with what little you wear, that’s fine. You’ve learned to appreciate what you could reveal. If you live with someone else and want to be a nudist, but are uncomfortable with being naked around them, talk to them and see if they’re ok with it. Or, better yet, ask overtime if it’d be ok with them if you stopped wearing certain things. If they’re not comfortable with your full nudity, that’s fine too. Now, you both appreciate your body more. Even if you don’t want to go full-time nudist, I recommend spending a day nude every now and again. Or at least just sleep naked. De-stressing is very important and this is a good way to do so that will cost no money. I hope, if you do this, you all feel better about yourselves. But please, don’t share your private matters in the comments.
Now, back to the challenge. I have to survive in the Minecraft Overworld for 100 in-game days with no armor. Putting anything on my body is disallowed, but my offhand is ok, so I can use a shield. The Nether (region) is banned due to time traveling 8 times faster within it. My goal is to survive the entire Summer nude. I tried to avoid any (f)risky plays like fighting and whatnot, but that doesn’t mean it was all fu* and games. Sleeping late carried the risk of fighting mobs. Even if I survive, the point of the challenge is to de-stress, so fighting means I lose. Though I don’t achieve anything amazing this episode, I will be better set for the future and the struggles that come with it.
Watch my first movie here: https://bit.ly/3s43MLm
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I'm sorry to announce that I have canceled my plans to release my special video. Though an important project a year in the making, the substance of the video made me anxious, depressed, and almost got me making bad decisions. I can't safely work on this anymore, so for the sake of my health, I have discontinued my project.
Special thanks to the people down below for the textures used in my resource pack:
Soiboi (Planet Minecraft) for the Zombie - https://bit.ly/3ux1WWF
Zombie Villager was remixed from the Zombie texture above
Nate the Penguin (Planet Minecraft) for the Chicken - https://bit.ly/3shUETO
The Piglin was remixed from the texture by Acecodpig (Miners Need Cool Shoes) - https://bit.ly/3ryyzRP
Sorry, I won’t be publishing my Nudism resource pack due to containing artwork from other people. Besides, I’m already in enough trouble with YouTube. I don’t need to be sued for providing nudes.
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I Started The HOLOCRAFT! -- The WORST Minecraft Survival (Episode 2 REUPLOAD)
I’m an American rapper pretending to be an ally to the Japanese during WWII with a French accent.
In this episode, I make the ultimate Villager farm where I can transform them into Zombie Villagers in a place safe from Raiders. With this, I can trade whatever I want with ease and at a low price. I’d say my life as a survivor is going to be a lot easier with this new farm in place.
Watch my first movie here: https://bit.ly/3s43MLm
See my genius play next episode here: https://bit.ly/3Gp4Ajv
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I'm sorry to announce that I have canceled my plans to release my special video. Though an important project a year in the making, the substance of the video made me anxious, depressed, and almost got me making bad decisions. I can't safely work on this anymore, so for the sake of my health, I have discontinued my project.
Special thanks to the people down below for their incredible music (please credit in reactions):
TheFatRat for Unity - https://bit.ly/2XgL5c3
Please don’t kill me, I’m trying to spread the word about one of the most horrific events in human history. Whether or not it actually happened, we should never have to live through it. Today, just this once, I’m going to be the bad guy. I will show you how someone seemingly so innocent can become the cruelest man in the world. If you didn’t laugh at the end, good. If you hate me, even better. Let’s be joined. Not as one, but as many different people coming together to create a positive change in the world. There’s nothing that hurts me more than seeing the undeserving suffer. Regardless of your age, race, gender, orientation, legacy, capability, or beliefs, none of you should be in the same place as the Villagers are here. Rejoice and love those around you. Love them while you can.
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Humble Beginnings To ARROGANCE || The WORST Minecraft Survival (Episode 5)
Watch as I obtain full Netherite armor and tools. Stick around till the end to see me kill the Wither and claim my spot as the #1 Minecraft player!
This is the story of a young boy born(?) scared and alone in the wild. With no one to hold his hand and many trying to hurt him, he set out to eliminate every enemy that would come his way. But being just a small child, he could barely defend himself from even the smallest of threats. He knew the only way he could survive was by hunting, but hunting could always be his demise. The boy knew this and decided to become stronger.
First, the child made his way toward civilization. The kind folk there offered him protection, something he was unfamiliar with his whole life. They gave him plenty of food and farm supplies. They insisted on giving the kid shelter, but he refused. He knew relying on them would inevitably hurt them in the future. He took the food and when abroad. He found resources and built a life for himself.
Growing up, he remembered the people who had so generously helped him before. The adolescent was hoping he could thank them for all that they did, as he hadn’t thanked them before. When he made the long trek back, the sight that besieged his eyes nearly drove him to tears. Most of the people who had saved his life before were killed. The boy was racked with grief, thinking things would be different if he stayed. But there was no time to reflect, he knew he could still save them. Holding back his tears, the growing boy built a safe place for the people where they could regrow their population. He would go on to find out they were merchants. Grateful for being saved, they offered their resources and tools at a low price. The boy, of course, was more than happy to accept.
After living without a single piece of armor for so long, he was now in some of the strongest armor the world had to offer. The now-teenage boy equipped his armor and wielded his tools with pride for making it as far as he did. But he wasn’t satisfied. Survival was easy, but he wanted to take revenge on those who tried to hurt him. Soon, he started exploiting the merchants and threatening them to obtain their rare valuables. He then made an arduous journey to the most dangerous place in the known world, seeking out its riches. He stripped the desolate land of all it had, leaving nothing in its wake.
In an act of selfishness, the boy proceeded to rid the land of all its inhabitants. No matter good or bad, or if they hurt him or helped, all of them were struck down by the sheer might of this immature child. Seeing people like this always reminds me of a question I’ve been asking for so long. Why do people who come from humble beginnings become so arrogant? And is there any hope of saving them?
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I'm sorry to announce that I have canceled my plans to release my special video. Though an important project a year in the making, the substance of the video made me anxious, depressed, and almost got me making bad decisions. I can't safely work on this anymore, so for the sake of my health, I have discontinued my project.
The resource pack I’m using is Compliance (Rebranded as Faithful): https://bit.ly/3HDhFa8
I have edited the chestplate models and items to have an “M” on the front. This falls under Fair Use as parody. No malicious intent is involved in this change. If the owners of Faithful want me to stop using the edited resource pack on my channel, I will comply.
Special thanks to the people down below for their incredible music (please credit in reactions):
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AS&MR || The WORST Minecraft Survival Series (Episode 3)
Iron Golems are dying in that XP farm. You can see it right there in the thumbnail.
Today we learn the dangers of living in deflation. Deflation, in an economic sense, is the general decrease in the prices of goods and services. Sounds good, right?
Wrong! Deflations come about when money or resources see a decrease in production. When this happens, resources become scarce. They can’t get to the people and as such, everyone will reserve as much as possible. Important resources can’t circulate and people suffer because of it.
I’m encountering that with my iron supply today. The material that makes the tools I need for food and the armor and weapons I need to survive. Without it, my life in Minecraft would become a living Hell.
To combat this deflation, I have decided to invest in an iron farm. It will be damaging in the short term because it will cost plenty of iron. As mentioned before, iron is invaluable to me right now. However, this painful investment will help me in the long term by setting me up for easy access to endless iron. With the iron deflation solved, I can live an easier life.
The scarcity of iron lead to several incidents in this video and even almost cost me my life! But I can rest well knowing I’m in a full iron suit. Also, I built an XP farm and the iron drops go in those chests too. Cool, right?
This video was made in a less “movie-like” style. Please comment if you’d like more regular videos or if I should continue making movies. And no, quitting is not an option...
Watch my first movie here: https://bit.ly/3s43MLm
Watch my next (demonetized) episode here: https://bit.ly/3wWUzJx
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I'm sorry to announce that I have canceled my plans to release my special video. Though an important project a year in the making, the substance of the video made me anxious, depressed, and almost got me making bad decisions. I can't safely work on this anymore, so for the sake of my health, I have discontinued my project.
The shader used in the end cinema and thumbnail is BSL: https://bit.ly/3g6uWft
Special thanks to the people down below for their incredible music (please credit in reactions):
EDOBY for Faidherbe Square - https://bit.ly/3Cde3sB
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DON’T WATCH THIS! || The WORST Minecraft Survival (Episode 1)
Do you like pain? This video is just for you!
Today we find our place in the world. Meet some friendly folk. Deforest their land. Build a nice home out of the trees the world needs because I’m more important. And suffer the struggle of being a farmer. Why do I care so much about Mother Nature?
Also, I use cheats. Would this be the worst Minecraft series if I didn’t? Don’t worry, I use it sparingly. I have standards.
This video was a massive pain to make, so if you care, leave a like.
Watch me imprison Villagers in my next episode here: https://bit.ly/3aGtOMW
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*Available in theaters near you.
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