This Will Change Your Perspective About pets

“A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat's eyes don't even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog's eyes look human except less guarded. A dog will look at you as if to say, 'What do you want me to do for you? I'll do anything for you.

Chicken Little was right: Eventually. Be sure to back up your hyperbole.