The Monkey Illuminati

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The Monkey Illuminati felt that the other trumpa loompah videos made in the past by "other" entities lacked insight, character and the sardonic wit of Raold Dahl (man who wrote the original 1964 book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - which was made into the 1971 movie, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder). Quite frankly, these other tributes and parodies were UN-FUNNY. This particular version is based on the 3rd oompa song for Veruca Salt and features jabs at former first lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC). We hope our snarky smart simian versions stand up to the genius of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with just the right amount of offense and guffaw. The Oompa Loompas served as guideposts to point out problems with moralizing songs. They hold no punches. The original songs can be found here: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-w... ________________________________________ There's been actual media coverage of possible "pay-for-play" deals. https://www.cnn.com/2016/08/24/politi... https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/u... https://www.politico.com/magazine/sto... https://www.theguardian.com/world/201... servers were smashed https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2... ________________________________________ There's always more, but this can get you started. Add more research and reference links to info in the comments please!

NOTE - really bad video quality) DARK SECRETS Inside the Bananahemian Grove Bohemian Grove WTF? funny spoof FULL LENGTH VIDEO OF THE Cremation of Care Human Sacrifice of an fake owl. http://www.monkeyilluminati.com https://www.facebook.com/MonkeyIllumi... Since the ancient times, the Monkey Illuminati Elite has held secret meetings in ancient Banana Groves in a hidden rainforest of Southern California. Members of the so-called "Bananahemian Bohemian Club" include former rock stars and wannabe actors. The Lance Link family maintains a strong involvement at Bananahemian Bohemian Grove, Members of this all Simian "Club" don black shirts and hats and Conduct an Occult Ritual Wherein They Worship a Giant Barrel of Monkeys, they Sacrifice a Live Owl in Effigy to What They Call the "Great Barrel of Monkeys." Now, for the First Time in History, an Outsider Has Infiltrated Bananahemian Bohemian Grove with a Hidden Digital Video Camera and Caught the PAGAN "Blazing of Bird" Ritual on Tape. WHO is that masked monkey at the end? Wait for it. Wait for it... And remember to join https://www.facebook.com/MonkeyIllumi... __________________________________________ OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT Blazing of Bird Ritual [PRIEST] The Great Barrel is in its leafy temple. Let all within the Grove be reverent before it. Behold! Spider monkeys are welcome here. Hail Banana-hemians with the ripple of swimming pools, the songs of parrots… Such music as inspires the Superior Simian Soul, do we invite you into our Midwinter Joy. Here is Banana-hemia's shrine and holy are the staves of this oak barrel. Shake off your sorrows and Do the Monkey. (monkey arm handshake) Attend our tale. Gather ye, chimps and gorillas alike. Magic Mojo Jojo, cast your spell over these mortals. The Monkey Illuminati are not afeared of the night bird of prey. We fold back the facade and cast the hooter into the fire. The Bird of Darkness shall not frighten thee. For the Monkey Federation is eternal and our evolution is everlasting. We hear no evil. See no evil and Speak no evil. For lasting happiness, we turn to Ha-nu-man who flies to our service. His council is most wise and heal-eth well… Having such ministries of swinging on trees and slipping on banana peels. He is ever fun. The desperate call of New World Order is heard. But by the power of our 100th Monkey Fellowship, The Bird of Minerva is Slain! His body has been brought yonder. Our funeral pyre awaits the Nocturnal One’s Smoldering Remains. Fire shall have its will of thee! Bring fire! (tiki torches forth) [OWL] Fools! Fools! Fools! When will ye learn that me ye cannot slay? The New World Order has been ordained by the Plutocratic Puppetmasters! Fools! Fools! Fools to dream ye can outlast the Owl! [Priest] Say whatever ye will thou, mocking spirit. Paper Covers Rock. Orangutan Overcomes Owl. And Monkey Smashes Molech. Thine malevolence has lost its power under our Banana Palms. So we burn thee this night. And, with the flames that singe they feathers, we shall read the signs. Midwinter sets us free! [OWL] Ye shall burn me!? [Laughter] I spit upon your fire! [PRIEST] (BRING log wrapped in newspaper AND puts it on the fire) Be gone detested Owl! Be gone! By the Power of the Monkey Paw, We banish thee! Fire SHALL have its will of thee! Oh, great Barrel of Banana-hemia! We thank thee for thine funeral urn ability to hold the cremated ashes! Hail eternal flame! Midwinter sets us free! [OWL] Screams as it torched and sacrificed. (Fireworks) (reveal the puppet master “Curious George "_?_”)

The Monkey Illuminati felt that the other trumpa loompah videos made in the past by "other" entities lacked insight, character and the sardonic wit of Raold Dahl (man who wrote the original 1964 book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - which was made into the 1971 movie, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder). Quite frankly, these other tributes and parodies were UN-FUNNY. This particular version is based on the 1st oompa song for Augustus Gloop and features jabs at Anthony (Tony) Fauci. We hope our snarky smart simian versions stand up to the genius of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with just the right amount of offense and guffaw. The Oompa Loompas served as guideposts to point out problems with moralizing songs. They hold no punches. The original songs can be found here: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-w... ________________________________________ Put together ALL of the people Founding/Funding, Shaping and Sharing/Spinning the Story. http://www.goodwiccan.com/hologram/#s... MainStream Medicine - Putting the numbers together: http://www.goodwiccan.com/hologram/#s... Some rabbit holes to ponder: https://www.newscientist.com/article/... https://youtu.be/0UKXoJIDIPc https://www.cdcfoundation.org/partner... https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/in... https://www.cdc.gov/about/business/cd... https://www.cdcfoundation.org/partner... https://www.gatesfoundation.org/Media... https://medium.com/swlh/ai-drug-disco... https://www.nationalreview.com/2014/0... ________________________________________ There's always more, but this can get you started. Add more research and reference links to info in the comments please!

The Monkey Illuminati felt that the other trumpa loompah videos made in the past by "other" entities lacked insight, character and the sardonic wit of Raold Dahl (man who wrote the original 1964 book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - which was made into the 1971 movie, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder). Quite frankly, these other tributes and parodies were UN-FUNNY. This particular version is based on the 1st oompa song for Augustus Gloop and features jabs at convicted pedophile. We hope our snarky smart simian versions stand up to the genius of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with just the right amount of offense and guffaw. The Oompa Loompas served as guideposts to point out problems with moralizing songs. They hold no punches. The original songs can be found here: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-w... ________________________________________ The Flight Logs may be found here: Handwritten https://assets.documentcloud.org/docu... Full text version: https://archive.org/stream/EpsteinFli... Text scan version with comments https://wearethene.ws/notable/58033 How Did Epstein Acquire His Wealth? It's Mostly A Mystery? Various Discussions: https://www.the-sun.com/news/1096305/... and https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/ and https://goodnessandharmony.wordpress.... and https://digg.com/2019/what-read-under... ________________________________________ There's always more, but this can get you started. Add more research and reference links to info in the comments please!

The Monkey Illuminati felt that the other trumpa loompah videos made in the past by "other" entities lacked insight, character and the sardonic wit of Raold Dahl (man who wrote the original 1964 book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - which was made into the 1971 movie, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder). Quite frankly, these other tributes and parodies were UN-FUNNY. This particular version is based on the 1st oompa song for Augustus Gloop and features jabs at the covidiots - people who wear masks everywhere and do not understand WHAT a virus is? and is NOT! We hope our snarky smart simian versions stand up to the genius of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with just the right amount of offense and guffaw. The Oompa Loompas served as guideposts to point out problems with moralizing songs. They hold no punches. The original songs can be found here: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-w... ________________________________________ Learn more about what a virus is and is not. Viruses are not what you think they are and are not "contagious." http://www.goodwiccan.com/hologram/#s... Some more rabbit holes to be OPEN MINDED about: https://pharmaphorum.com/articles/a_h... https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9276003/ https://youtu.be/m3LgrcDAlJs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x-QB... ____________________________________ As of today - Let's say you do believe THERE IS A VIRUS... IF YOU BELIEVE there is even a "Virus" there is a .035 % chance of death... IF YOU EVEN CONTRACT the virus! https://www.worldometers.info/coronav... https://www.globalresearch.ca/planeta... ________________________________________ There's always more, but this can get you started. Add more research and reference links to info in the comments please! ________________________________________ This is a parody or homage. Use of the music is allowed per fair use (copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work.) Copyright for the original song is claimed by Rumblefish Publishing.

The Monkey Illuminati felt that the other trumpa loompah videos made in the past by "other" entities lacked insight, character and the sardonic wit of Raold Dahl (man who wrote the original 1964 book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - which was made into the 1971 movie, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder). Quite frankly, these other tributes and parodies were UN-FUNNY. This particular version is based on the 4th oompa song for Mike Teavee and features jabs at Bill Gates - king f Microsoft Software and vaccine proponant. We hope our snarky smart simian versions stand up to the genius of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with just the right amount of offense and guffaw. The Oompa Loompas served as guideposts to point out problems with moralizing songs. They hold no punches. The original songs can be found here: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-w... ________________________________________ This says it all: https://twitter.com/agvBruceAdams/sta... "You don't have a choice." ________________________________________ There's always more, but this can get you started. Add more research and reference links to info in the comments please!

The Monkey Illuminati felt that the other trumpa loompah videos made in the past by "other" entities lacked insight, character and the sardonic wit of Raold Dahl (man who wrote the original 1964 book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - which was made into the 1971 movie, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder). Quite frankly, these other tributes and parodies were UN-FUNNY. This particular version is based on the 4th oompa song for Mike Teavee and features jabs at San Francisco, California Congressperson and Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. We hope our snarky smart simian versions stand up to the genius of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with just the right amount of offense and guffaw. The Oompa Loompas served as guideposts to point out problems with moralizing songs. They hold no punches. The original songs can be found here: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-w... ________________________________________ Nepotism runs rampant https://calmatters.org/commentary/201... An opinion pieces worth reading: https://www.scmp.com/comment/opinion/... Follow the money... WHO contributes to nanshy? https://www.opensecrets.org/address/m... ________________________________________ There's always more, but this can get you started. Add more research and reference links to info in the comments please!

The Monkey Illuminati felt that the other trumpa loompah videos made in the past by "other" entities lacked insight, character and the sardonic wit of Raold Dahl (man who wrote the original 1964 book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - which was made into the 1971 movie, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder). Quite frankly, these other tributes and parodies were UN-FUNNY. This particular version is based on the 2nd oompa song for Violet Beauregarde and features jabs at global financier, George Soros. We hope our snarky smart simian versions stand up to the genius of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with just the right amount of offense and guffaw. The Oompa Loompas served as guideposts to point out problems with moralizing songs. They hold no punches. The original songs can be found here: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-w... ________________________________________ This video is not intended as anti-semitic. (Some Monkey Illuminati identify as Jewish.) It is opinion. Watch this interview and come to your own conclusions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeThp... Pay close attention to his work with HRC in Haiti - that information might come in handy later. If you jump to the heart of the video around here: https://youtu.be/YeThpbBGNQ8?t=356 Watch at 8:47 how Soros smiles at confiscating property from fellow Jews. He claims that a "child" of 14 does not understand right from wrong. Monkey Illuminati note that other 'children' of even younger ages were critically thinking activists against the Nazi regime. How Soros got rich destroying countries: https://www.investopedia.com/articles... And lets say that IF Open Society gave 33 million to Black Lives Matter in 2016? Wouldn't that organization have been able to accomplish noble actions since then? We invite you to review BLM and the nature of other Donation Recipients https://www.influencewatch.org/non-pr... ________________________________________ There's always more, but this can get you started. Add more research and reference links to info in the comments please!

The Monkey Illuminati felt that the other trumpa loompah videos made in the past by "other" entities lacked insight, character and the sardonic wit of Raold Dahl (man who wrote the original 1964 book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - which was made into the 1971 movie, Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory starring Gene Wilder). Quite frankly, these other tributes and parodies were UN-FUNNY. This particular version is based on the 1st oompa song for Augustus Gloop and features jabs at notable famous and popular Academy Award winning actor, Tom Hanks. We hope our snarky smart simian versions stand up to the genius of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with just the right amount of offense and guffaw. The Oompa Loompas served as guideposts to point out problems with moralizing songs. They hold no punches. The original songs can be found here: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-w... ________________________________________ Could this have happened? http://www.goodwiccan.com/hologram/#e... Adrenochrome is a real thing. https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=... https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/comp... https://www.sciencedirect.com/science... https://www.cambridge.org/core/journa... We all made fun of it and thought nothing of this movie scene: https://youtu.be/m6kFCNsnQpQ ________________________________________ There's always more, but this can get you started. Add more research and reference links to info in the comments please! ________________________________________ This is a parody or homage. Use of the music is allowed per fair use (copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work.) Copyright for the original song is claimed by Rumblefish Publishing.