Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire by Daniel D

These Jiu Jitsu Cats are sparring like MMA fighters! It's a literal catfight! Which one of these cats will choke the other one out, get his opponent in an armbar, or do some crazy moves that aren't even legal in the UFC? Watch as they box and go for takedowns and submission moves with catlike reflexes and agility! At the weigh in before the fight, these two cute kittens were talking trash like Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather! But since it was not in English, you wouldn't have understood any of it. Bottom line, cats are natural-born fighters and jiu jitsu experts! If they were bigger than they are -- MUCH bigger, like around 10 times bigger -- these kittens would totally whup yo ass!

Check out the "Lets Go Brandon!" T-Shirts and other anti-Biden designs from The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire T-Shirt Store's Fall "Fuck Joe Biden!" Collection. We've got shirt, coffee mugs, magnets, etc. with sarcastic slogans and funny designs. They're perfect for independents, conservatives, libertarians, old-school liberals, and everyone else who hates what Biden and Team #Woke have done to the country. Be sure to watch the last couple minutes of the video for words of confusion, I mean, wisdom, from America's dementia-ridden feeble-minded President, Mr Joseph R. "Let's go Brandon!" Biden. 0:00 Introduction 1:02 "Fuck Joe Biden!" tshirt 1:45 "Let's Go Brandon!" tshirt 2:52 Another "Fuck Joe Biden!" tshirt 3:55 Other Anti-Biden Tshirts 5:45 Words of Wisdom from Joe Biden #LetsGoBrandon #FuckJoeBiden #FJoeBiden #tshirts #shirts

Greetings and salutations, my fellow crazy fools! In this episode, Daniel D rambles about distractions from Life, Virtual Reality (VR) headsets, and a shockingly racist industry. If you want to look into VR headsets, here's an Amazon affiliate link that would kick a pitifully small, meager, relatively microscopic percentage of the sale back to this podcasting adventure: https://amzn.to/2Z6umJf And be sure to visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more foolishness.

Vaccination Nazis strike again! Keith Olbermann is afraid of Joe Rogan and other #unvaccinated people, so one of his disciples, Larry Libbman, recorded this video to warn the unvaccinated about what will happen to them if they do not comply with the benevolent programs of their #elite overlords. In other words, conform or perish, cowards! Consider it a final solution to the unvaccinated problem! 0:00 Intro 0:59 Ranting about Joe Rogan 1:58 Vaccinations über alles! 4:11 Get vaccinated & keep masking up outside 5:09 Screw your freedoms! **Please note: this is a *satire* video. This publisher of this video disclaims any and all appearances of providing any advice concerning health or vaccination; any and all statements made in this video are for comedic purposes only. Nothing in this video should be construed as medical advice. Viewers should conduct their own research and make their own medical decisions in consultation with a licensed physician** #JoeRogan #KeithOlbermann #afraid #video #mandates #nazis #snowflake #rant #comedy #humor #humour #satire #parody

Daniel D shares his thoughts about the latest battle between #DaveChappelle and #CancelCulture warriors over his latest special, The Closer. Dave Chappelle is the muthafuckin MAN! If you have a sense of humor, you'll love The Closer. If you are a humorless ideologue who can only laugh at others you hate and never at yourself or your own tribe, you'll hate it. Good news, though, Netflix ain't listening to the #sjw haters this time. Be sure to visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more ridiculousness!

Handwritten addresses on junk mail envelopes really pisses off Captain Buck! If you get pissed off whenever you think it's a letter from someone you know, based on the handwriting, but when you open it you discover it's a sales pitch from some bank or phone company, then you will like this funny video from Captain Buck in which he rants about why this pisses him off. Here's what Captain Buck has to say about it: Handwritten addresses on junk mail envelopes really PISSES ME OFF! Especially when the handwriting is all soft and pretty and feminine and makes me think it's from someone I'd actually like to get a letter from. I really hate that these banks and phone companies and other CON ARTISTS try to trick nice guys like me into opening their WORTHLESS junk mail by having some pretty feminine handwriting on the envelope, so I think maybe I got a love letter from some pretty lady; but come to find out, it's just some sales pitch from some stupid CON ARTIST trying to screw me over. And I wouldn't have even opened this piece of crap junk mail except they made it look like a nice love letter from some pretty young female! I would like to meet the young lady working for these CON ARTISTS whom they are using to write all the addresses on all their WORTHLESS junk mail, because if she's as pretty as her handwriting, she must be hot as hell! But for these bankers and other CROOKS who keep sending me this junk mail with handwritten addresses on the envelope, just know that I'm gonna find out who YOU are and then start playing this trick on YOU and see how YOU like it! Let me know in the comments if you have had problems with this too and if handwritten addresses on junk mail envelopes pisses you off as well!

In this episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast, we talk about #transgender athletes in women's sports and why this presents great opportunities for the next evolution of women's sports: trans-species athletes! Visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

In this episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast, Daniel D discusses why he's converting to Islam and the Taliban. In addition to dressing in style, the Taliban also make it possible for men to keep their bitches barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, yet not get canceled by the super-woke! In fact, if you criticize Muslim practices under Sharia Law, you are labeled an "Islamaphobe," which is a cancelable offense! If you like what you hear in this episode, be sure to subscribe to the podcast and visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

In this funny video about Afghanistan, Captain Buck answers the question, "What do the Taliban really want?" After revealing some surprising facts about the Taliban and Afghanistan, Captain Buck compares life under Sharia law with American culture and concludes that the Taliban really ain't so bad. Maybe us real men in America should take note of the Taliban's stylish outfits and their progressive views on women. #humor #humour #comedy #satire #Afghanistan #Taliban

This week on Politics with Captain Buck, we answer the question "Where is Joe Biden from?" Based on his research, Captain Buck believes Biden is really an alien or that aliens abducted the real Biden and replaced him with a robot. Or maybe the aliens lobotomized Biden and returned him after brainwashing him and installing computer chips to control him from afar, kind of like a "Manchurian Candidate." Possibly, Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, is also an alien or a remote-controlled robot being controlled by aliens. Listen to Harris cackle! She sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West! Maybe she's from the Land of Oz! Captain Buck calls upon President Trump to start a public campaign to demand the release of Biden's and Harris's birth certificates. Forget about proving they were born in the USA; we need proof that they were born on Planet Earth! #joebiden #kamalaharris #aliens #conspiracytheory #conspiracytheories #satire #humor #humour #comedy #crazycomedy #funnyvideo #political

Daniel D got #canceled by Twitter -- for 12 hours, resulting in the deletion of a single tweet. Granted, not much, but it is a start! In this episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor and Satire Podcast, we discuss cancel culture, social media, climate change, and what's in the news, and Daniel D tells a few corny jokes in honor of Johnny Carson. Check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

Daniel D broadcasts live from the toilet to rant about how todays music is garbage ... or worse than garbage. At least we still have music from the 60s to rock out to, and the legacy bands are still touring to teach todays kids how good popular music should sound -- definitely not like the unimaginative, uninspiring, uncreative, unoriginal, unartistic, unmitigated and unending stream of straight SHIT the record labels are pumping out today! #TodaysMusicSucks #MainstreamMusicSucks #PopularMusicSucks #RecordLabelsSuck

Funny cat and bird video! Coco the Cat tries to befriend a parakeet, but the bird is sceptical. Listen in to the #humorous banter between these animals, as the #cat attempts to con the #bird into opening the door of his home and coming outside to play a game of Uno and eat millet together. Hilarity ensues, but not for the cat, who has to come up with a Plan B... #comical #comedy #humour #humor #funnyvideos #catvideos #animals

In this funny video, a true American patriot on permanent disability sends a message to #Simone Biles about how important it is to represent the USA in the #Olympics and not quit. If he 300 pounds overweight and disabled from diabetes, gout, hypertension, and hypochondria, this patriotic American would show Simone how it's done! #comedy #humor #satire #parody #humour #Olympics2021 #SimoneBiles

It's time for #Olympics humor! Daniel D talks about #mentalhealth and #SimoneBiles and why #Simone should go into politics, the Norwegian Women's Bikini-Bottomed Handball Team and why these spoiled wenches should be grateful for the opportunity to be ogled internationally for no pay, and who the greatest Olympians of all time are! #Tokyo2020 Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, so you don't miss out on any future fun, and check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

To #vaccinate or not to vaccinate! That is the question that professional bullshitter Daniel D tackles in this episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast, by straw-manning the arguments of #SamHarris #BretWeinstein and #HeatherHeying in discussion the #antivaxxer position and #ivermectin and global #pandemics generally. Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, so you don't miss out on any future craziness! And for even more insanity, visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com!

In this episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast, Daniel D tells the exciting story of how being #racist saved his life! For even more craziness, please visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com!

Gimme some of that cocaine pussy! In this episode of the Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast, Daniel D compares getting high on cocaine with being high on "being in love" and which one is more dangerous! Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, so you don't miss any future episodes! And visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!!! #comedy #humor #humour #satire #podcast #relationships #romance #marriage #drugs #cocainepussy

In this episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast, Daniel D shares a story about what he did NOT do this weekend, thereby practicing Wu Wei, i.e., the Daoist principle of doing by not doing. In this case, by laying around the house, getting high, and jerking off all morning, Daniel actually got a lot done! Here the funny story of how it all happened! Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, so you don't miss any future episodes. You can also visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

In this episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor and Satire Podcast, Daniel D discusses the virtues of drinking early, especially on workdays. After all, alcohol makes everything better, especially the workday! #comedy #humor #humour #satire #podcast #alcohol #alcoholism #workingwhiledrunk

Coming soon: hot #AOC Merch to raise money for Palestinian refugees! Daniel D has volunteered to film, carefully edit, and produce a sizzling sex tape starring the hottest Congresswoman in these 50 states: AOC, alongside her sexy sidekick Ilhan Omar and the ultimate pro-Palestine porn star, Mia Khalifa! "Pu$$ies for Palestine" is the working title. Contact AOC's office and tell her to put her big titties to work for the suffering children of Palestine! Also, happy Memorial Day! Check out Daniel D's book on Cancel Culture at https://amzn.to/3yVaoyW (Amazon affiliate link: if you buy something from Amazon after clicking on this link, that rich fool Jeff Bezos will give me a commission at no additional cost to you!) And visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness! #AOC #sextape #IlhanOmar #MiaKhalifa

In this episode, Daniel D reads a funny open letter to #TariqNasheed -- a professional #racist whose tweet of a hotel employee's nervous breakdown went viral. You can read the letter at https://www.angryrants.blog/2021/04/open-letter-tariq-nasheed-racist.html And as always, you can visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

Cancel Culture is out of control! Or so it seems... Dr. Suess has been canceled; Kermit the Frog has been canceled; even Abe Lincoln is in danger of being canceled! WTF?!!! Well, Daniel D investigates this and determines the cancelation is actually well deserved, but NOT for the reasons you probably think! Listen to this episode and learn the shocking and appalling truth about these icons of American culture! Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, so you don't miss any future craziness -- including Daniel D reading from his classic book on #cancelculture called "Super #SJW Man," available on Amazon at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B084CZ5DBP/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_GZBJS0FEZZ2BB0GNVDQ0 (NOTE: making a purchase on Amazon through this affiliate link will give me a small commission at NO extra cost to you -- thanks for supporting the podcast!) #cancelculture #comedy #satire #humor #DrSuess

In this episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast, Daniel D rants and raves about hypocrisy and why it's okay for him to be a hypocrite, but NOT okay for other people, like that virtue-signaling #sjw LeBron James. #comedy #humor #humour #satire #podcast Visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

Greetings and salutations bitches! In this episode, we discuss Mardi Gras debauchery, being single on Valentines Day, the effectiveness of anti-racist slogans, the wokeness of pro athletes, and more! If you haven't already done so, be sure to subscribe to the podcast, so you don't miss any future craziness! And check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com, the website where all the cool people hang out!