Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire by Daniel D

It's the COVID-19 episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast! After 2 years of lockdowns and mandates, Daniel D finally caught it... This episode is brought to you by Libsyn, where you can begin your own great podcasting adventures. Sign up with promo code "DanielD" and get two months of free podcast hosting! Find out more at https://signup.libsyn.com/?promo_code=DANIELD Don't forget to visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

It's time for funny drinking songs with Daniel D: let's sing "The Hangover Blues!" This humorous music video contains a funny song from a recent episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast, which is available on iTunes, Spotify, or any other podcast app. Don't forget to subscribe to this channel and to the podcast, so you don't miss out on any future ridiculousness! If you love eating, drinking, and being merry, you probably know all about hangovers. As the great Rodney Dangerfield once said, "If you wanna dance, you gotta pay the fiddler." The more fun you had the night before, the worse your morning will probably be. It's called "The Hangover Blues." Some Time Stamps for "The Hangover Blues:" 0:00 Waking Up with a Hangover/First Verse 0:45 Chorus 0:56 Third Verse 1:19 Chorus Repeated 1:42 Going Back to Bed and Realizing Something... If you're in the midst of a wild pub crawl, this will be a fun drinking song for you to sing, as you prepare yourself mentally for what awaits you when you wake! Here are the lyrics for "The Hangover Blues" by Daniel D: Well, I woke up this morning, And I fell right outta bed; My eyes are blurry and bloodshot; Feels like a bomb went off in my head. I need the hair of that dog That bit me last night. My brain’s in a deep fog; The Sun is shining way too bright. Got the hangover blues, A migraine and a bruise or two… Wait, are these bruises or hickeys on my neck? What or whom did I do? Well, I still got yesterday’s clothes on, At least my shirt and shoes, But I can’t find my pants nowhere! What else did I lose? Well, I got the hangover blues, A migraine and a bruise or two, The hangover blues! The hangover blues! Well, my stomach is churning, And my head it really aches, Better take some Alka-Seltzer, Before it gets too late. Gonna sip a bloody Mary; Gonna eat some greasy food; Gonna call up my job; Let them know I’m sick with the flu. Got the hangover blues, A migraine and a bruise or two, The hangover blues! The hangover blues! Got the hangover blues, A migraine and a bruise or two, The hangover blues! The hangover blues! Gonna go on back to bed, Get some rest for my aching head, Oh wait! There’s someone else sleeping in my bed, too? Let me pull back the covers, Get a look at her face. AUGHHHHH! NO!!! Damn, I gotta quit drinking!

Check out "The Hangover Blues," a funny new hit song (it's #1 on the jukebox in Billy Bob's Dive Bar on 3rd Street in downtown Fyffe, Alabama) about the aftermath of a wild night of drinking. This episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast is brought to you by Libsyn, where you can begin your own great podcasting adventures. Sign up with promo code "DanielD" and get two months of free podcast hosting! Find out more at https://signup.libsyn.com/?promo_code=DANIELD Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast and visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness and fun!

Daniel D ponders how long a new year is still a new year, pays homage to the late great Bob Saget, and discusses Bill Cosby and cancel culture. This episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast is brought to you by Libsyn, where you can begin your own great podcasting adventures. Sign up with promo code "DanielD" and get two months of free podcast hosting! Find out more at https://signup.libsyn.com/?promo_code=DANIELD For even more craziness, visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com!

Welcome to another weird episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast by Daniel D! This week, we talk about how Groundhog Day should be a federal holiday for which everyone should get off work, why "groupthink" is an oxymoron, and whether the "non-player character" or "NPC" meme explains why so many people are so freaking stupid. This episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast is brought to you by Libsyn, where you can begin your own great podcasting adventures. Sign up with promo code "DanielD" and get two months of free podcast hosting! Find out more at https://signup.libsyn.com/?promo_code=DANIELD And check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

Here's some crazy humor to bring in the new year! Daniel D discusses celebrating holidays, setting new year resolutions, and finding interesting answers to Life's biggest questions in the book of Genesis in the Bible. This episode of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast is brought to you by Libsyn, where you can begin your own great podcasting adventures. Sign up with promo code "DanielD" and get two months of free podcast hosting! Find out more at https://signup.libsyn.com/?promo_code=DANIELD And check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

Christmas may be over, but here's some more holiday humor! Plus there's plenty of ridiculousness: geographical humor, masturbation jokes, and more! If you haven't already done so, don't forget to subscribe to the podcast, so you don't miss any future fun! And be sure to visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness! #comedy #humor #humour #satire #podcast

It's Christmas Carol parody songs! K-tel records and The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast by Daniel D are pleased to present "An Anti-Racist Christmas with the Kendis," a super #woke album or politically correct Christmas carols and spoken word from one of America's top professional BS-ers, Ibram X-Factor Kendi! Listen to this video to hear a sample of the crazy Christmas carol parody songs and other ridiculousness on this album! Time Stamps for Christmas Carol Parody Songs Album Samples: 0:00 Introducing "An Anti-Racist Christmas with the Kendis" Parody Christmas Album 1:54 "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Racist" 2:36 "I Wish You Were Anti-Racist (So You'd Buy My Book)" 3:07 "I'm Dreaming of a White Genocide" 3:56 Spoken Word: Too Many Snowmen Are White 5:19 Summing Up: Get Your Copy of an Anti-Racist Christmas Album from Ibram X-Ray Kendi This is an audio clip from Season 4 Episode 9 of The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast by Daniel D, released on 12/19/2021: "Crazy Christmas Comedy: An Anti-Racist Christmas with the Kendi's, Christmas Shopping, and Santa's Elves Killed in a Drone Strike." Don't miss out on future fun from Daniel D! Subscribe to The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or whatever podcast app you use! #parody #satire #Christmas #songs #Christmascarols #Christmassongs #comedy #humor #humour

Are you ready to be an anti-sexist? Daniel D has decided to follow the lead of the anti-racist movement of Ibram X-files Kendi by creating the anti-sexist movement and calling for present discrimination against men to remedy past discrimination against women! And here are two programs that we've found that will help men and women to switch places in the oppressor/victim dynamic: Phone Sex Operator Training! This is a great field that rewards women at the expense of men! If you are a woman who wants to make lots of money off men, check out how by clicking this affiliate link: https://aa9f1cqex1yawy0cu5v1el6v0c.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=DANIELDMAN1 Taking away men's power will mean they will have to resort to the mind-games and manipulation that has long been a specialty of women, and here's a program, called "The Scrambler," which will teach men how to do it! Learn more by clicking this affiliate link: https://484a7-dey0y6yy1f-7x0w9pjex.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=DANIELDMAN2SCRAMBLER As always, be sure to check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness!

BREAKING NEWS: 7 of Santa's elves were killed in a drone strike! This clip is from The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast from 12/19/2021. Subscribe to this channel, so you don't miss out on any future craziness! #comedy #humor #humour #satire #podcast

Here's some crazy Christmas comedy to warm your heart! Daniel D rants about Christmas shopping and discusses the tragic deaths of seven of Santa's elves who were killed by a drone strike. We also have previews of an instant holiday classic: K-Tel and The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast have teamed up with Ibram X-Factor Kendi to bring you An Anti-Racist Christmas with the Kendi's, an album of anti-racist Christmas carols and spoken word by Ibram X-Files Kendi. To learn more, visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com!

It's time for everyone's favorite crazy comedy podcast! In this episode, Daniel D discusses ADD or ADHD or whatever combination of those letters he's got, alcoholism, and self-medicating using #marijuana Also in this episode, find out why you are sexist against menstruating persons if you use wheels or any type of wheeled vehicle! Stay #woke and cancel wheels! Be sure to check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more insanity! #comedy #humor #satire #podcast

In this crazy podcast episode, comedian Daniel D performs stand-up comedy for wild coyotes. The pack howled with laughter. No animals were harmed during the recording of this podcast, except for a few guinea pigs who were fed to the coyotes. Time-stamps for this Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast episode are below: 0:00 Introduction to the Podcast Episode 2:00 Daniel D's Stand-up Comedy Performance for Wild Coyotes 6:35 Concluding Remarks and Farewell from Daniel D Be sure to visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for Daniel D's upcoming outdoor concert dates! Or if you happen to be walking through the woods and you hear someone doing stand-up for the wild animals, just join in the fun! It's the craziest comedy show on earth, coming live to a wilderness area near you! #DanielD #crazy #comedy #standup #wild #coyotes

This episode of the podcast features a crazy comedy sketch: a Black Friday game show called "Shop to the Death for a Big-Screen TV!" Oh, and to be politically correct, we've changed the name from "The Black Friday Shop to the Death Competition" to "The BIPOC Friday Shop to the Death Competition." Two contestants, Hunter Biden and Mr. T, engage in a battle to the death for a 500-inch ultra-HD TV. This is audio from The Crazy Comedy, Humor & Satire Podcast by Daniel D, Season 4 Episode 6: Crazy Comedy Sketch: a Black Friday Game Show. Daniel D's hilarious satire of the super-woke is on sale this week only on Amazon for 99 cents! Get your copy of Super #SJW Man: A Call-Out Culture Superhero (Satire) at https://amzn.to/2Zp651Q (Amazon affiliate link). And be sure to check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more ridiculousness!

In this episode, Daniel D presents the next installment of the #audiobook for Super #SJW Man: A Call-Out Culture Superhero (Satire). It's "Chapter 7: Team Woke Appoints a Crackhead as Director of Minority Outreach," in which the two super #woke white wannabe superheroes desperately try to get poor minority members to join them and make their movement more diverse. For a limited time, the ebook is on sale for 99 cents on Amazon at: https://amzn.to/3DEeNYJ (Amazon affiliate link that kicks a few cents back to me if you make a purchase). Please visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more foolishness! Super #SJW Man is copyright 2020 and 2021 by Daniel D Publishing; all rights reserved.

Craziness in court! Listen to this podcast episode for Daniel D's crazy commentary on the #RittenhouseTrial and the #AhmaudArberyTrial and some ideas for raising money to pay for Build Back Better using the criminal justice system! Be sure to check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more ridiculousness!!!

Here is chapters 5 and 6 of the audiobook for Super #SJW Man. This book is available on Amazon at https://amzn.to/3wIHq4k (Amazon affiliate link that will kick a few cents back to me at no additional cost to you if you purchase something). Please visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more ridiculousness! Super #SJW Man: A Call-Out Culture Superhero (Satire) by Daniel D is copyright 2019 and 2021 by Daniel D Publishing; all rights reserved.

In this episode, Daniel D continues reading the audiobook about Super #SJW Man's super-woke adventures; this installment includes chapters 3 and 4 of the book, which is available on Amazon as an ebook and paperback at https://amzn.to/3wIHq4k (Amazon affiliate link that will kick a few cents back to me if you buy something). Be sure to check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more craziness! Super #SJW Man: A Call-Out Culture Superhero (Satire) is copyright 2019 & 2021 by Daniel D Publishing; all rights reserved.

Greetings and salutations, folks, and welcome to the audiobook of Daniel D's classic 2019 novella about the wokest superhero of all time: Super #SJW Man!!! In this episode, Daniel D provides some background information and, briefly (I think), let's his ADHD get the better of him by ranting and raving about current events, before getting back on track and reading the Introduction and Chapter One of Super #SJW Man: A Call-Out Culture Superhero (Satire), which is also available as a paperback or ebook on Amazon at https://amzn.to/3wIHq4k (Amazon affiliate link that will kick a few cents back my way if you buy something). And be sure to visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com for even more ridiculousness! Super #SJW Man: A Call-Out Culture Superhero (Satire) is copyright 2019 & 2021 by Daniel D Publishing; all rights reserved.

Woke farmer protests #transphobia in this funny #satire video. Trans roosters are roosters!!! 🐓 🐔 🐓 🐔 🐓!!! Trans hens are hens!!! 🐔 🐥 🍗 🐤 🐣 🐓 !!! Trans bulls are bulls!!! 🐄 🐮 🐄 🐮 🐄 !!! Trans cows are cows!!! 🐄 🐮 🐄 🐮 🐄 !!! Trans rights are animal rights!!! These white supremacist, domestic terrorist, Trump-supporting, American-flag waving, meat eating, fossil-fuel burning, colonizer-celebrating #farmers need to be #cancelled for their barbaric transphobic views on animals. Saying only hens can lay eggs and that roosters cannot lay eggs is TRANSPHOBIC! Saying only cows can give milk and that bulls cannot give milk is TRANSPHOBIC!!! Trans hens go "cock-a-doodle-do!" And trans roosters lay eggs! And if you disagree, you are wrong because after countless millennia of human evolution, we #woke social justice warriors have discovered the absolute and inerrant moral truths of Holy #Wokeism The rest of you must conform to our Wokeist Creed or perish. In the name of tolerance and freedom, become woke or be exiled from the community and have an embargo placed upon you and starve for your crimes. #TransMovement über alles!!! Get #woke and #cancel these transphobic farmers and the un-woke livestock industry! Here are the time stamps for the Woke Farmer Protest Satire Video: 0:00 The Woke Farmer Introduces Himself 0:30 Transphobic Livestock Supply Business in Fife Alabama 1:43 The Woke Farmer Gives Transphobes a Piece of His Mind 3:52 The Woke Farmer Calls upon the Woke Mob to Cancel Billy Bob's Livestock Emporium #cancelculture #sjw #humor #comedy #humour #WokeMob #wokerica #WokeSupremacy

What is Joe Biden saying? Can anyone understand him? Here's a funny collection of words of wisdom from Great-great-grandpa Joe Biden! Ol' Geriatric Joe! Sleepy Joe! Ol' senior-moments-having Joe. WTF is Biden talking about?!!! The confused statements from our dearly departed President is accompanied by a medley of hokey musical tunes in honor of the man who paved the way for Alzheimer's patients to lead the country, Mr. Joseph R ("R" as in "Really Confused") Biden. 0:00 Joe Biden Is Senile 0:13 What is Joe Biden Talking about? 0:50 Words of Wisdom from Joe Biden 1:45 Biden Confused by the Teleprompter While Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin are on the job and gunning hard for the USA, we have a dementia-ridden President releasing biological weapons in his pants when he can't make it to the bathroom in time during the climate conference. Not looking good, folks! What the hell is Joe Biden saying? What is going on in that Alzheimer's-ravaged brain of his? Why did the un-Democratic Party elites engineer the nomination of confused, senile, and sleepy Joe Biden as their party's candidate for President? I understand why they orchestrated Officer Kamala Harris's Vice Presidency, even after Tulsi Gabbard sunk Harris's campaign; they had to have someone on the ticket who could make Biden seem warm and personable and almost human. But why Joe Biden for President? Was he the best they could come up with? Or is the DNC elite up to something? Anyway, listen to America's sleepy, senile, confused, and confusing President, and see if you can make sense of what Joe Biden is saying!

Here's a funny unboxing video parody by Captain Buck. He's sick and tired of using the bathroom outside, especially now that winter is coming, so his Me-Maw ordered him an indoor toilet off the Amazonian website. In this humorous satire video, Captain Buck unboxes the indoor toilet and puts it together, so you can see what it's like and how to do it. If you like unboxing videos, you will love the way Captain Buck does it! And if you're tired of pissing off your front porch when it's cold outside, you will love this amazing newfangled product, which allows you to handle your business inside the house and not even stink up the place! Here are the time-stamps for this funny unboxing video parody: 0:00 Introduction 0:24 How Captain Buck Got His New Indoor Toilet 2:27 Captain Buck Starts Unboxing His New Indoor Toilet 6:44 Captain Buck Explains How the Indoor Toilet Works Don't forget to "like" and "subscribe" and all that crap, so you don't miss out on any of the high-class comedy, humor, and satire produced by this channel, like this unboxing video parody! #unboxing #video #funny #humor #humour #satire #parody

Nike Child Laborers: meet the kids who make your cool, overpriced sneakers! LeBron James and other #woke multi-millionaire pro athletes and Nike and other woke corporations are helping alleviate child hunger and child poverty by employing these starving kids in their sweatshops overseas, where they help make overpriced athletic apparel for American consumers! 0:00 Introduction 1:00 LeBron James is super WOKE! 2:14 Meet the Starving Children Making Your Overpriced Shoes 8:39 Nike and LeBron James are helping fight child poverty! Hopefully more woke people and companies will follow the lead of LeBron and Nike by hiring child laborers to make overpriced products for privileged American consumers!

It's the "Computer AI Girlfriend" story. Daniel D tells the crazy tale of his adventures dating an app on his phone last year during the pandemic, as well as sharing his thoughts on masturbation and mansplaining and other weird topics. For even more craziness, check out www.CrazyComedyHumor.com!

Daniel D talks about random foolishness this week. There's social media, the anti-social media on cable news channels, Biden, Trump, vaccine mandates, and the crazy "team sports" mentality in politics, with Team Blue and Team Red taking turns doing stupid shit, and their fans taking turns justifying their own team's hypocrisy. This episode is just stream of consciousness ridiculousness. Tune in to the next episode for (hopefully) an actual story with a point. For more foolishness, visit www.CrazyComedyHumor.com!