Terminal Array

He needed me and I failed him

Forefathers one and all, bear witness.

Version 1.05 - Before the greatsword buff LVL 128 Vigor: 49 End: 35 Str: 50 Faith: 30 Dex: 22 Weapons: Blasphemous Blade +10 Claw Talisman +24 Talismans: Great Jar Arsenal Green Turtle Shard of Alexander Dragoncrest Greatshield Mixed Physik: Stonebarb Cracked Tear - Temporarily increased stance break Cerulean Hidden Tear - Temporarily zero FP consumption Armor: Full Radahn Set Attempt #14 Firs time I ever got hit by her Scarlet Aeonia attack. I swear my roll button didn't register there.

He doesn't know what the ladies like.

Professionals at work.

Do not watch

Mating season on Kodiak Island

"The parasite is not to be trifled with" - Rtas Vadum

Rather eat a cactus than fight these guys RL 44 Bloodhound's Fang +3

Legendary with Thunderstorm Skull on. This was a real pain in the ass.

The way of the Unga Bunga is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

RL: 33 Vigor: 21 Strength: 22 Dex: 18 Estoc +4 Long Bow +3

Vagabond Lvl 21 Flamberge +2 (Rare Drop from Caelid) Blue-Gold Kite Shield Green Turtle Talisman (Boosted Stamina Recovery Speed)

POV: You are a game journalist

A very sad gamer moment.

Tbf I didn't do much better

Not even a maiden. FeelsBadMan.

He deserves his own backstory and novel at this point.

Roaming around legendary with the Thunderstorm Skull.

Going hunting with the Thunderstorm Skull on

Killed the giant fucker.

Ffs

Made use of the secret Joestar technique