MarkJamesWooding

I'm prepared.

A damsel in distress

A brief song about wearing cowboy hats indoors.

A gaggle of geese keep watch while the parents of three goslings escort their children to a safer place while a stranger is in their midst.

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A personal journey of discov - no, wait, wrong file. This is just some jokes that I told to myself: Intro - Easter Bunny - Suspicion - Chinese checkers - Auto safety - Million person march - Rich - Quicksand - Puzzle books - Independence - Lady If you like this, you can find some completely unrelated and dissimilar content at https://markjameswooding.locals.com .

We rescued Elvis and his sister Carmen in 2008 when they were about four weeks old and had apparently been abandoned by their mother. Elvis passed away in 2019. Update: Elvis's sister, Carmen, passed away on October 22, 2021. She had cancer. We will miss her.

A man is falsely convicted, and is determined to seek justice, no matter how much injustice he has to inflict along the way.