Wrinkle The Duck

Monsters aren’t all bad Sometimes they’re just hungry We can all be monsters When we’re hungry Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

This is very symbolic This is a metaphor This is life Who’s happy? Who’s happy? ⚠️ Trigger Warning ⚠️ I’m sorry, but it is a part of life. Moments like this are part of the great balance that allows for true happiness to be. Happiness cannot exist without sadness. Know that And with that Please find comfort knowing That sadness equally cannot exist Without happiness So wherever you see one, You will find the other nearby. They are one and the same, These two emotions. They are the Conjoined twins, They are both your children, And you must accept them equally. You must learn to love them both. We are and always will be our worst enemies. Make Mistakes. Grow. Get it done. Help others. When in doubt, Keep calm and Look at a duck. Always remember, Wrinkle loves you 🎭❤️🦢 Music by literally one of my very favorite bands in the world: Blonde Redhead ❤️ 🤤 🎶 “for the damaged coda” I can’t wait to see them perform live again someday, it’s been way too long 🙏😭💔 Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Thanksgiving Thanksgiving We freed the turkeys Thanksgiving Thanksgiving The turkeys are free We were driving and stopped by to see turkeys and say hi Wrinkles seducktion Was too intense Turkey teamwork Bent thru the fence Oh my Oh my To my surprise The turkeys escaped Before our eyes Oh no Oh jeez Oh turkeys please Dont roam Go home To your turkey dome We were so nervous And about to cry So we called out For the farmer guy Hello Hello Oh farmer man Hello hello Help if you can And then he sped In his speedy car And gathered the turkeys Near and far He rounded up the turkeys In a rounded up way Then we jingled the car keys And went on our way Thanksgiving Thanksgiving We freed the Turkeys Thanksgiving Thanksgiving The Turkeys are free Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @duckandhuman @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

To make a golden pineapple That is the question I bought a pineapple for my duck From a very nice man named Aldo Aldo’s Pineapple Means a lot to me i cannot bring myself to eat it This special pineapple i got For my duck Wrinkle i would like to keep it forever Unfortunately it will not Be here forever As it will eventually rot More sooner than never To disintegrate To decompose To sleep perchance to dream To be no more It is but the nature of existence It is but life But then i remember i remember An artist friend years ago Showed me his experimental work On a special process Where he could take things Random things And freeze them into statues Like Han Solo In Star Wars i didn’t have time To go out to Arizona And have my artist friend Metalize my pineapple Because my pineapple Was quickly dying So i called all the places i could find in NYC To see if any were willing to try Turning a pineapple into metal The guy said he would try But not to get my hopes up Let’s wish them luck And cross our fingers i’m looking forward to seeing what happens Either way Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @duckandhuman @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

This is not the real video The real video is on our new channel: @duckandhuman The new home for our video series: “I took my duck to…” Where you can find our latest adventures! Hooray New York Hooray Time Square Hooray New Channel Hooray Wrinkle Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck @duckandhuman Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Wrinkle finally swam in the ocean for the first time Here is a clip from our beach adventure: “I took my duck to the beach” Full videos of our adventures are now available on our second ‘I took my duck to’ channel: @duckandhuman If you are one of the %5 who watch our full videos, go on over and support our second channel now so you don’t miss out! Thanks so much, Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @duckandhuman @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Your health is very important And a trip to the vet is very serious So we went to Vetique To get a super serious checkup It actually wasnt scary as we thought And Wrinkle had a great time Super Duper Healthy Hooray Vetique! Hooray Wrinkle! Hooray Healthy! Watch the full video on our new channel: @duckandhuman “I took my duck to…” Special Thanks to Vetique A fancy vet for a fancy pet The very best vet in Chicago www.Vetique.com Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ✨🦢🙃❤️ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Wrinkle went to Spirit Halloween To get a head start on Picking our a costume There are ao many cool things to be Its really hard to choose just one Either way its fun to look At all the different costumes And imagine Watch the Full Video over on the New Longform “i took my duck to” Channel: @duckandhuman Hooray Spirit Halloween! Hooray Costumes! Hooray Imagination! Hooray Wrinkle! Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ ​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck @duckandhuman ​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠ Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Did you know you can watch the Full Video of this adventure on our New Official Channel: “I took my duck to…” @duckandhuman Wrinkle and i understand life can be busy so we’ve started making short versions of our adventures here and posting the longer ones over on the new channel @duckandhuman Ok so, Wrinkle goes to Petco Not trying to brag to you But Wrinkle Went to Petco Just to pop a tag or two At Petco, yaknow Where a duck Can get a swagado Petco Petco It’s Petco Where the ducks go Take a trip Get some drip They even got some water If you really need a sippy sip A tip: they’re it Legit; They don’t quit Except when they’re closed But during business hours They’re stocked with pet clothes And food And fish And food for your fish If you need it Petco Will grant your pet’s wish Its PetcooOo Where the owner’s pets go Hooray PetcooOo For being where pets go PetcooOoo We hope you knooOow That weeEee AppreEeeciate youuUuu For being Petco. Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Wrinkle’s been asking What it would be like to to swim in Fiji water So I thought it’d be nice To go get a bunch of Fiji water And swim around for a bit Today is the day I decided to make it happen So I hope you’re ready Check out the full adventure On the new “I took my duck to” channel: @duckandhuman Hooray New Channel! Hooray Fiji Water! Hooray Wrinkle! Quack, quack Wrinkle the Duck ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

We made a special trip To San Antonio, Texas To meet a very special fan Her name is Chloe She’s a very talented young artist And lover of ducks Chloe’s been making Wrinkle Art Since the very beginning When Wrinkle still only had A few followers on Instagram We met and had snacks Made art together Went on a mall adventure Then dinner by the river And everyone involved Had a wonderful time This was a very special adventure To say the very least Hooray Adventure! Hooray Wrinkle! Hooray Chloe! Check out Chloe’s Instagram: IG: @happylittlechlo https://instagram.com/happylittlechlo?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg== And A Special Thanks To: Mr. Ice Cream 423 E Commerce St San Antonio, TX 78205 United States Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

It’s a convention! It’s Long Island Tropic Con! So many familiar faces, Heroes and villains Cuteness and scary scary You never know who Or what Is around the corner Hooray Tropic Con! Hooray Wrinkle! Hooray Adventure! Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

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Wrinkle heard there’s a duck race in Chicago A rubber duck race to be specific It’s called the Ducky Derby Thousands of ducks are plopped in the river Yaknow, For Charity! Hooray Charity! Hooray Duck Race! Hooray Chicago! Hooray Wrinkle! Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

It’s Wrinkle’s 3rd Birthday Party At Chuck E Cheese! Hooray Wrinkle!! Hooray Aging!! Hooray Chuck E Cheese!! Also, watch the extra watermelon rubberband challenge video over on my human channel: @Hughmenaim Follow our friend’s on IG @tipstothesky Julily Infinite @julilyinfinite (https://beacons.ai/julilyinfinite) (IG, FB, YT) Gabe @TheChaoticPhoenix (tiktok) Special Thanks To Our Friends: Shannon, Marley and Eli Jocelyn Richal Brandon Jeffrey Jessica Victoria Alfredo Claudia Jesse Juan Munir Janie Graziella Christina 👏👏👏👏 Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human 🍕🦢🥳🐭 seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Wrinkle’s 3rd Birthday Party September 9th, 2023 Everyone is invited! Chuck E Cheese 133-35 79th St Howard Beach, NY 11414 United States *Limited VIP Tickets Available* https://seducktive.com/all-products/ols/products/wrinkles-3rd-birthday-party

Wrinkle’s 3rd Birthday Party September 9th, 2023 Everyone is invited! Chuck E Cheese 133-35 79th St Howard Beach, NY 11414 United States *Limited VIP Tickets Available* https://seducktive.com/all-products/ols/products/wrinkles-3rd-birthday-party

Wrinkle the Duck goes to PetCon To be able to meet her fans And mingle with other pet influencers Oh what a lovely day to be alive To be at a pet convention And pet all the pets Hooray Pets! Hooray PetCon! Hooray Chicago! Hooray Wrinkle! Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Pet con https://www.petcon.co Vetique https://vetique.com Pet Teezer https://www.tangleteezer.com/us/shop/pet-teezer/cat/green/ Pearl & princess https://www.pearlandprince.com DoggoRamp https://doggoramps.com Wrinkle the Duck Merch Available www.SeDUCKtive.com #cute #duck #pets #PetCon #petcommunity #adventure #wrinkletheduck #vlog #travel #lifestyle

Wrinkle the Duck Wants to be a Gamer Duck So she made a Duck Gaming Channel: ✨ @WrinklePlays ✨ Join Wrinkle On her Adventures Into a Fantastical Journey in Gaming Also if you know of any cool new games to play, that’d be awesome cus she don’t know nothin bout no games but she can learn quick Yes surrie bobs ur uncle Quack, quack Wrinkle & Duck Gaming 🎮🦢✨ @WrinklePlays

Just a happy duck eating a salad. Quack, quack Wrinkle the Duck ✨🥗🦢❤️ SeDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck

Ohio Part 2 Wrinkle goes to the Ohio State Fair! Who wants a corndog? Am I a corndog? It’s a living… Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human 🎡🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available! www.seDUCKtive.com

Wrinkle the Duck says Ohio doesn’t exist So I thought I’d take her out to see If Ohio is actually a place or not Turns out it is a real place A real fun place! Hooray Ohio! Hooray Reality! Hooray Wrinkle! Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive ​⁠@wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Wrinkle the Duck Shares her Grapes With her New Donkey Friends Friends share Friends don’t lie 🦢🍇🐴❤️

I got home from Jury Duty And it’s just my luck Video games had been a bad influence on my duck The untitled goose game Was not what I thought This goose was a jerk What a game I had bought Well this just won’t do Packed it up like 1, 2, 3 and skadoo We need to find a new home 4 this PlayStation 2 (oops I mean 5..) Thanks to all our new friends And to Doreen’s Pizza in Hegewisch, Illinois Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human 🍕🦢🙃✨ seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com

Wrinkle wanted to go to the aquarium Because she loves the sea So come on with us to the aquarium Let’s see what we can see There’s sharks and turtles And all sorts of fish There’s also a pirate’s treasure chest Not really, but I totally wish… Oh what fun we had today Today was a whale of a day We had ourselves some fishy fun We had fun in a fishy way Quack, quack Wrinkle & Human ❤️🦢🙃🦈 seDUCKtive @wrinkletheduck Wrinkle Merch Available: www.seDUCKtive.com