Giving away my duck’s PlayStation 5 🎮🦆

I got home from Jury Duty
And it’s just my luck
Video games had been a
bad influence on my duck

The untitled goose game
Was not what I thought
This goose was a jerk
What a game I had bought

Well this just won’t do
Packed it up like 1, 2,
3 and skadoo
We need to find a new home
4 this PlayStation 2
(oops I mean 5..)

Thanks to all our new friends
And to Doreen’s Pizza
in Hegewisch, Illinois

Quack, quack
Wrinkle & Human
🍕🦢🙃✨
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