Nixon & Agnew Reviews

The Batman, eh? Another reboot of a superhero franchise?! Well it won't be nearly as good if it doesn't have Clooney on ice skates, dammit! Join us this week as we discuss Riddler's alternate riddles; see first hand the consequences of opening someone else's mail; and celebrate Peter Capaldi sporting a fancy new moustache finally getting some work in a big Hollywood franchise! Contains full SPOILEROOOOOOS! #TheBatman #DC #ClooneyOnIceSkates

Godspeed, Patriots! Join us this week as we discuss the implications of Spidey webbing himself in the face, the likelihood in percentage of Happy Hogan having an OnlyFans sub to Belle Delphin, and learn the important distinction between the words "UnderCROFT" and "UnderCROTCH!!" Contains full Spoileroooos! #Spider-Man #FunnyReview #SimpHogan

Doctor Who: Legend of the Sea Devils, eh? Sounds kinky. Anywaaay, come join us as we recap the highlights of this Easter extravaganza! Including learning about ancient China, bad Morphine trips, and how to fix an anal prolapse with a bargain bucket staplegun you can pick up at B&Q, ARRROOOOOOO! (Contains full Spoileroos!) #DoctorWho #SeaDevils #EggShapedPoopPellets

The Wolf of Wall Street, eh? This poor schmuck says he only makes 72k a month! SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY SOME FOOD STAMPS! Join us as we recap the highlights of this 3 hour movie in under 10 minutes, and mock the crap outta it, whilst also learning about how the Amish cut off their boobies at the same time... (See - our channel is fun AND educational, ARRROOOOO!!) #TWOWS #FunnyReview #GETTHELUDES

Venom 2 - Let There Be Carnage, eh? Sounds like something from a random name generator, doesn't it? Anywaaay, join us this week as we review the highlights and lowlights of the second movie about an interdimensional alien goo-monster, (and no, we're not talking about Rudy Giuliani). No, we're talking about the classic Spider-Man villain Venom! CONTAINS FULL SPOILEROOOOS! #Venom2 #LetThereBeCarnage #BlackGoo

Life of Pi, eh? Sounds like what will inevitably be recorded as the cause on Piers Morgan’s death certificate…ARRROOOOOO! Anywaaay…Join us as we explore the Ang Lee's CG wonders; ponder on Pi’s curious nature of faith, spirit and the hue of his mother’s pubes, and even reminisce about the time Agnew’s name got switched with the new exotic dancer on his first day as a bartender at the local strip club! CONTIANS FULL SPOILEROOOS! #LifeofPi #FunnyReview #SparkleTwinkletits

Come join us as we try to make sense of this clusterfuck of a movie! Yu bring the popcorn - we we bring the laughs, ARRRROOOOOOO! Our favourite line from the movie: “Don’t think it, feel it,” – Ah. The motto of the modern Left. Aroo.

Man, liberals are gonna love this movie... AAANYWAY, Join us as we discuss how the liberal Alphabetty Spaghetti agenda has worked wonders for this franchise; why Neo seems to now be a glorified Force Jedi, and whether this movie should have been called "The Matrix: REMEMBERBERRIES" or just straight up "The Matrix: REHASHES?" Contains full SPOILEROOOOS! #Matrix4 #FishyB #SoupyGloop

Alas, this Hawkeye series was more like Heck-Meh! Anyway, join us as we recap (not like that) the highlights and lowlights of this show chapter by chapter, which served up such gems as a bizarre broadway musical of Buttmunchers Assemble; awkwardly painful scenes of Clint’s daughter, who thinks she’s constantly auditioning for a Little Nicky remake; and a peek into George and Barbara Bush’s sex orgy swingers group “The Bushy Birds” (Wait, that *was* what the Owl in the Xmas tree in episode 6 was a reference to, right?) Although the real question is: Have you ever been Thanos’d in a bathroom? #Marvel #Hawkeye #JeremyRenegade

Well, here we are again, folks! Join us as we review the 2022 New Year's special, Eve of the Daleks! In this week's episode, we discuss such topics as Dalek boobies; why it's so easy to be outsmarted by pepperpots, and how to solve world hunger by simply convincing Bill Gates to just buy a round of Dominoes Pizza for all the starving kids over in Africa and solve the famine problem once and for all! #DoctorWho #EveoftheDaleks #RAASCLAAAT

The Lighthouse, eh? And this *wasn't* the working title of Disney/Pixar's "Up"? Huh. ANYWAY... In this review we will break down the Greek allegories of the ending, laugh at Willem Dafoe's gastric gassiness, and find out exactly how many holes a Mermaid has! Contains full SPOILEROOOOOS!! #LighthouseReview #Satire #FondlingLobsters This video is a work of fiction. Any allusions to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is intended entirely in the spirit of satire and humour and should not be taken seriously, literally, or erotically. (Unless that's how you get off.)

In this week's episode you'll learn how to play a real life game of The Floor Is Lava; How to generate more ideas for your DW erotic fan fiction; And why laxatives are a MUST after you've eaten 5 deep fried Mars bars in a row. Contains full SPOILEROOOOOS for Doctor Who S13E06! #FunnyReview #ParodyandSatire #PotataFellas

Today's review recaps Season 3 of the Starz show American Gods, where we explore the many faces of Mr World, gossip about all the behind the scenes production drama that was involved in bringing it to the screen, and of course, discuss the various scenes where the smoking hot chocolate lady keeps sucking guys up into her black hole, ARRROOOOOO! CONTAINS FULL SPOILEROOOOOOS! (For the entire show, dammit!) P.S. Praise be to the miraculous resurrection of Ricky Whittle's hairline!

In this week's episode you'll learn about what happens when Indian Lara Croft meets the world's worst Peaky Blinder; the complexities of division through the parameters of Dunkin' Doughnuts; and exactly why Joe Biden has the second worst nickname in history. Contains full SPOILEROOOOOS! #DoctorWhoReview #ParodyandSatire #Hyperjacked

In this week's episode you'll learn how to cheat a lie detector test, why Budget Fleabag always has crusty holes, and the best way to to get your end away with a Weeping Angel! Contains full SPOILEROOOOOS! #DoctorWhoReview #ParodyandSatire #FlashOfSnatch

Contains full spoileroos for "Night One" and "Night Two"! (But only for the Miniseries and not all the other stuff - we can't spoil what we haven't seen, dammit!) #BattlestarGalacticaReview #ClassicScifi #SoSayWeAll

Our review of British Crime Story. Oh sorry wait no, that's just a description of the quality on this show. As in they should all be arrested for crimes against writing!! Contains full SPOILEROOOOS! #DoctorWhoFlux #Season13 #FunnyReview

In this week's episode you'll learn the answer to life's most questions, like "Who's the sexy girl with the spindly fingers", as well as learning key moral lessons, like how there is a fat black woman inside all of us, and she's 10x better than you will ever be, DAMMIT!! Expect full SPOILEROOOOOS! #DoctorWhoReview #FluxPart3 #ParodyandSatire

The Dark Knight is back...and this time, he SPARKLES!! #TheBatman #MainTrailer #TrailerReaction

Squid Game, eh? Let's take a look at the trailer and see what all the fuss is about, Agnew... #TrailerReaction #TrailerReview #SquidGameTrailerReaction

Agnew! Fill out the description box, dammit! Make sure to tell the fans this is a conversation of initial thoughts and first impressions filled with Spoilerooooos! #JamesBond #NoTimeToDie #FirstImpressions

Come join us for sexy fun time - ah, I mean, to watch the latest trailers and mock new and classic movies, TV, games and trailers, arrrroooo!