The Theorists

On the Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms discuss why Melbourne and Sydney have been hit suddenly with flash rainstorms frying their power grids. Is this the DEWs (Directed Energy Weapons) striking again?

On the return of the Theorists for 2024 Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms ask if the American NFL Superbowl was rigged to elevate Taylor Swift's relationship with winning Kansas City Chief player Travis Kelce in preparation for their Biden endorsement.

On the Theorists Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms discuss Brittany Higgins latest lies exposed in court, Albo delivering an apology to Thalidomide victims and revelations about short selling before Hamas Attack on October 7.

On the Theorists Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms discuss Swine Flu returning infecting a person in the UK, the speculation about the Hamas October 7 attack on Israel being a false flag and feminist marches spreading around the West again. Mainstream media outlets have reported that Israeli intelligence had advance knowledge that Hamas was planning an attack on Southern Israel that occurred on October 7. Andy believes Israel allowed the Hamas attack to happen to justify an occupation in Gaza so Israel can build its decade-long dream canal to rival the Suez Canal. Andy supported the student strikes for Palestine and believes Palestine is the only issue the left is right on. Tim believes that libertarian Argentian President Javier Milei is the real deal while Andy believes he is a western pysop because he doesn’t want Argentina to join the anti-Western BRICS alliance. Andy believes Russia and China are better places to live and anti-western propaganda makes us believe they are not free countries. The UK Health Security Agency has detected the first human case of swine flu variant (H1N2)v in North Yorkshire. 2009 saw a swine flu variant that mutated with a bird flu variant caused a human pandemic but this was in the era before lockdowns and restrictions were the go-to response. The positive case reportedly had no contact with pigs. Online many are speculating former Prime Minister and new Foreign Minister David Cameron could be patient zero practising piggate again. Feminist marches have taken place in Argentina and Italy. These have coincidently taken place following the election of a pro-life Javier Milei as President of Argentina and anti-feminist pro-family Giorgia Meloni currently Prime Minister for Italy. Andy puts forth the conspiracy theory that Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam was sacked by Governor-General Sir John Kerr because he did not go along with the CIA and globalist agenda.

On the Theorists Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms discuss the Argentinian Liberation under new President Javier Milei. Dan Andrews golf memberships getting clubbed plus the latest fear porn with masks and boosters the cure again.

On the Theorists Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms discuss Israel-Palestine protests intensifying as Gaza continues to be bombed plus a lawsuit has been brought in the UK against covid vaccine creator AstraZeneca. Tim and Andy clash over the mainstream media reporting of the Israel-Gaza war. Andy believes the media is pushing pro-Israel propaganda and covering up the brutality of Israel’s bombing campaign. While Tim believes that that most of the media is pro-Palestine and questions how footage from television cameras of injured patients in Gaza hospitals can be broadcast right away almost like they were in place ready to roll. Israel has become more gay since it began its war to remove Hamas in Gaza. An IDF soldier proclaimed he had raised the first LGBT rainbow flag in Gaza. Israel’s Ministry of Defense extended equal recognition to same-sex couples for partners of soldiers who have died in service following the death of a gay IDF officer in battle shortly before his planned same-sex marriage. Andy supports Inner Melbourne Merri-bek Council flying the Palestinian flag outside its council building. Tim believes councils should stick to providing local government services and only fly the Australian and Victorian flag as too much political energy and activism is about conflict halfway across the world. AstraZeneca is being sued in the UK High Court of Justice by a man who suffered a brain injury and the family of a man who died after taking their covid vaccine. The AstraZeneca vaccine has now been withdrawn after specialists discovered a side effect called vaccine-induced immune thrombocytopenia and thrombosis was discovered during its rollout. The return of David Cameron to UK politics as Foreign Minister has seen the return of the rumour he inserted his penis and/or scrotum into a dead pig as part of an initiation ritual at Oxford’s Piers Gaveston Society called piggate.

On the Theorists Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms discuss mushroom lady Erin Patterson in jail on remand, the super hot Melbourne Cup weather, the links between Watergate, the JFK assassination and the plus more covid is here in Australia.

On the Theorists Halloween Special with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms Bruce Lehrmann is accused again of a Scream encounter with a creamy ending. Plus another celebrity dies suddenly.

On the Theorists Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms are joined by special guest political prisoner Teresa van Lieshout who was imprisoned for seven months without trial being charged by the Australian Federal Police for impersonating the Governor-General.

On The Theorists Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms a Great Debate special on the outbreak of another Israel-Palestine war.

On The Theorists Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms ask was the AFL Grand Final rigged to stimulate the failing Victorian economy? Also was Grand Final weather manipulated to push the bushfire climate agenda? Plus Voice vote double postal ballots sent and MRNA wins the Nobel Prize.

On The Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms Dan Andrews has finally fallen, not down the stairs again but from power. His reign of terror is over for long-suffering Victorians. Join us for the celebrations.

On The Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms beware because Summer is coming boiling hot like never before. It's Scorched Australia El Nino Edition.

On The Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms it's a 9/11 dance-off anniversary special featuring newly recovered footage. Plus Novak Djokovic hits a winning effective shot at the US Open.

On the Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms the jet heat has become too much for Alan Joyce who has checked out as CEO of Qantas early.

On The Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms, the Spanish Soccer President's kiss seen around the world has become a kiss of death now a national crisis.

New on The Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms Covid is back with more super mutated variants that will be used to justify the return of mask mandates and lockdowns.

Were the Hawaiian fires started by lasers? Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms discuss on The Theorists.

Join Tim Wilms and Andy Nolch for the premiere episode of The Theorists where we find that lady on the plane, discover what the UFO in WA is and e-girl drama. Live tonight 9pm Melbourne time

On The Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms climate BS reaches boiling point and Barack Obama emerges with a black eye and broken fingers a week after his and Michelle's Chef drowned suddenly.

Breaking tonight on the Theorists with Andy Nolch and Tim Wilms the Obamas' Chef drowns suddenly, more UFO hearings in Congress what is up with the weather? Live at 9pm Melbourne time.

Join Tim Wilms and Andy Nolch for the premiere episode of The Theorists where we find that lady on the plane, discover what the UFO in WA is and e-girl drama. Live tonight 9pm Melbourne time