The Late Awakening Podcast

Johnny and JoAnn chat about the mundane and the surreal, including: Solar Panel Terrorists Florida - The Sunless State Johnny wants to blow the Illuminati Yo! Johnny Raps JoAnn's new obsession with Cypress Hill Political overload / division Republican rollover Haitian Cannibal Civil War? #comedy #comedypodcast #politicalhumor

Join us as we talk about the latest lunacy, including: Jill Biden gets put in the back row at the UK Coronation...Has America sunk to the bottom of the food chain? Fed Now...Insanity later? Is WWIII already happening and we're just not being told about it? Is Tucker Carlson going to drop the truth MOAB or is he really a globalist puppet in disguise? Will Dems go full dicktatership by killing the debates? Was it a good thing that Trump didn't serve two consecutive terms? Is Africa splitting into two different continents? How can we save ourselves from the globalist agenda? Is it too late?

This week we cover all the topics you need to laugh about, including: • Super Mario Bros Movie • Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light • Trump Indictment = Retribution Time • Fed Now, Fascism Later • Turkey Seducing with Theo Von • The Great Marshmallow Shortage of 2023 • GMO Tiger Meat now on the menu • California Restaurants: I’ll Take the #3 with a Side of Chemo • Another disgusting story from Johnny’s misspent youth, a.k.a. the start of the #MeEww Movement

Listen in as the crew speaks their twisted minds on current events and past traumas including: Trump Indictment QAnon Shaman Released False Flag events Nashville Shooting and the mysterious sneaker switch The Great Tennessee Transsurrection The IRS persecution of Matt Taibbi More crazy stories from Johnny's misspent youth

Join Johnny, JoAnn, and their "special guest" as they cover everything that pops into their collective minds including: Sad dead pet stories and JoAnn & Johnny’s Pet Semetery JoAnn goes to a real estate seminar…it doesn’t end well DeSantis fights soft-core porn in school libraries Jan 6th stupidity The crew discusses former libs who’ve switched sides: Brandon Straka, Russell Brand, Jimmy Dore, Tim Pool What’s up with Trump’s “New Cities”? Steve Bannon says “Don’t Trust Elon” When did libs take the side of the elites? SatanCON - afterschool satan worship in Massachusetts? Jesus Revolution - Is Christianity making a comeback? Satan’s image needs a revamp Why do conservative social media sites suck so bad? JoAnn renounces her atheistic ways Ancient energy? Everything goes off the tracks…

JoAnn and Johnny welcome two special (unnamed) guests, and discuss some crazy topical topics, including: Senior Assassin: The new game that is sweeping the nation involves water guns, high-tech surveillance, and fake babies? Is this a horrible idea or a great way to prepare our young people for the apocalypse? JoAnn & Johnny's new children's book, Rex E. Doodle's New Best Friend Pfizer CEO Anthony Bourla and Kamala Harris...What's going on with the bizarre appearances of these people's necks? Johnny's sister's crazy video of the time she mistook a severed lizard tail for a baby snake. #PfizerCEO #SeniorAssassin #Lizards

Johnny and JoAnn discuss some seriously disturbing topics, including: Do the Elite Lizard People want us to trade our black angus for black crickets? How JoAnn got red-pilled by an Alien Telephone Installer Alex Jones, David Icke, and the Reptilian Agenda Is America being forced into veganism as cattle "die" en masse and food processing plants are torched nationwide? Why is Bill Gates buying up all the American farmland? Why did the Obamas say "We need to change our history and our culture"? Did Trump wait too long to Save America from the impending global Communist government? Why do the Billionaire Globalists hate us so much? They want to take our guns...will they succeed? Is the American Experiment of Freedom for All taking it's last gasp? Biden falls off his bike and no Secret Service people jump in to break his fall? What's up with that? Are we living in a simulated reality? Is the current administration "designed to fail"? Were the Colbert Crew let into the Capitol to distract from the failed Jan 6 hearings?

$1 per egg soon? Why are our food processing plants being torched? Are billionaires actually mentally ill? What's your carbon footprint? Don't know? They do... MK Ultra program and Deep State Spying - Pizza delivery guy targeted by Feds who tried to talk him into committing terrorist acts Therapy or interview for domestic terrorist position? Dragonfly drone with backpacks stalks JoAnn Klaus Schwab in women's lingerie on the beach Were our parents doing the right thing by making us terrified of doctors at a young age? Medical Mafia and the deaths of holistic doctors The new Canadian gun grab is underway Klaus Schwab's list of Good Little Boys and Girls Should Johnny use his mugshot as his Facebook Profile pic? JoAnn's review of the new show "The Offer"...apparently it's an offer she CAN refuse. Siskel and Ebert...victims of the cabal? Johnny on the Sally Jesse Raphael show with the drug treatment field trip. Lex Fridman cures JoAnn's chronic insomnia Johnny & the gang's live-action Frogger games in Brooklyn LINKS: Mission Mind Control (1979) | feat James Thornwell MKULTRA https://youtu.be/OxFxLWaTNAM

"Happy Memorial Day"...no such thing. Texas school shooting conspiracy theories Trump Media starting a non-woke streaming service to "Uncancel the Cancelled" Little Johnny's PTSD from Boy Scout Camp JoAnn Learns More About Johnny's Sordid Past...as a "John" Putin - Sick or Replaced with a clone 30 Chinese Warplanes enter Taiwan airspace today 2000 Mules and 81 Million Lies The Circle Jerk of Global Money Laundering OTB and Other Family Stories 70's Schoolyard Fights Latest developments and damning evidence in John Durham's case against Hillary Clinton and her cohorts

Johnny & JoAnn do an emergency podcast episode covering the hot topics of the day, including: The emerging MonkeyPox epidemic and how Johnny contracted it in a strip mall parking lot. Robby Mook throws Hillary Clinton under the bus in the Durham trials Elongate - Sexual harassment allegations conveniently hit the "news" as the world's richest man takes on the Twitterverse. Plus, Johnny's caught on camera baring it all in the backyard; film at 11

Elon says more than 20% of Twitter accounts are fake. They lied to the SEC defrauded shareholders and advertisers. Disney moving HQ from California to Orlando. Tavistock developers? What's up with that? Jimmy Dore went full Q last night calling Gates a full-on pedo! Speaking of pedos, what is up with Bobby Lee?

Elon says more than 20% of Twitter accounts are fake. They lied to the SEC defrauded shareholders and advertisers. Disney moving HQ from California to Orlando. Tavistock developers? What's up with that? Jimmy Dore went full Q last night calling Gates a full-on pedo! Speaking of pedos, what is up with Bobby Lee?

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Kickbacks, Payoffs, and Mule Drops, Oh My! Join Johnny & JoAnn as they talk about how Johnny bombed doing stand-up at a funeral, along with lots of other intriguing topics, including: - Friday the 13th...lucky or not? - Elon Musk puts Twitter buy on hold to re-evaluate the percentage of fake accounts - Fauci, Collins, Birx & others' at NIH taking big mafia payola payoffs from Big Pharma - $40 Billion Ukraine payola KILLED by Sen. Rand Paul. - Norm MacDonald's posthumous Comedy Special coming out on May 30th on Netflix - Netflix "anti-woke" internal email to staff "this might not be the place for you" - The feminization of the American Male - The New American "Ministry of Truth" - Stacey Abrams and her 2000 Mules

Kickbacks, Payoffs, and Mule Drops, Oh My! Join Johnny & JoAnn as they talk about how Johnny bombed doing stand-up at a funeral, along with lots of other intriguing topics, including: -Friday the 13th...lucky or not? -Elon Musk puts Twitter buy on hold to re-evaluate the percentage of fake accounts -Fauci, Collins, Birx & others' at NIH taking big mafia payola payoffs from Big Pharma -$40 Billion Ukraine payola KILLED by Sen. Rand Paul. -Norm MacDonald's posthumous Comedy Special coming out on May 30th on Netflix -Netflix "anti-woke" internal email to staff "this might not be the place for you" -The feminization of the American Male -The New American "Ministry of Truth" -Stacey Abrams and her 2000 Mules

Amber Alerts, Tear Drop tattoos, and electric cars that nobody drives. Is there anything we won't talk about? Probably not.

Johnny bares all...revealing his shaving session that got out of hand. Is hairless really the way to go? JoAnn isn't so sure.

Laugh along with Johnny & Jo as they chat about: > Demonrats are Jumping Ship > Melania in the Metaverse > CDC Director Accidentally Tells The Truth > Biden Promises Death to the "Unvaccinated" > Male Bonding Made Johnny's Water Break > Ass Darts in NYC #comedy #humor #politicalcomedy #comedypodcast #funny #funnypodcast #comedian #comedians #trump #conservative

Tune in to laugh with Johnny & JoAnn as they give their twisted take on the topics of the day, including: > Cannibalism is cool but attending Trump Rallys will get you canned from Bob's Burgers > McDonald's promotes the Vax on a side of fries > Is Jack Frost nipping at your vag? The Winter Vagina Epidemic > CNN Produces Pedophiles > Adam Schiff again creating his own reality > Elizabeth Warren gets owned by Elon Musk

Johnny & JoAnn talk about America's Governor Ron DeSantis, why everybody with a brain is moving to Florida, the new Florida Militia, Little Johnny's Big Bear Scare and why he never got molested as a child, along with Sammy the Bull's beef with Andrew Cuomo.

Johnny & JoAnn fill Alex in on the latest shocking current events he hasn't heard about, including... Lawyers, Guns, and Commies Was Ghislaine Maxwell the Evil Queen of Reddit? The Wayfair Child Trafficking Scandal Trump Commutes Roger Stone's Sentence General Flynn Provides Solid QAnon Proof and That Other Time Johnny Had a Gun Put in his Mouth More Ways to Listen: https://linktr.ee/thelateawakening

Alex, Johnny & JoAnn muse philosophically on the Fourth of July about Covid-19 melancholia, Fake News, Trump on Mount Rushmore, and other explosive topics like: Washington Redskins name change CHAZ / CHOP takedown Our corrupt 5 former presidents Eradicating History Two Justins and a Keanu Trump throwing paper towels in Puerto Rico Fake Non-Profits & the Clinton Foundation Crimes in Haiti Adam Schwartz & MIT's child porn stash Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein & the Eugenics Plan and our big Abortion Argument! More Ways to Listen: https://linktr.ee/thelateawakening

Q, 911, Mob Stories, the Great Monopoly Heist, and Jay Bruce's Pants... This week we had our Special Guest, Peter from Around the Block. Listen in as we discuss and argue about: Alex at the Black Lives Matter Rally Joe Biden Rally Trump Rally Rabid Baseball Fandom Covid-19 Tracing What we were doing on 911 Qanon Enjoy a lively, laugh-filled conversation with insights, sarcasm, jokes and crazy personal stories.

Join Johnny, JoAnn & Alex as we welcome our actress friend, Lauren, and get her views and experiences on having alternative viewpoints among the liberal bullies in the theater and entertainment biz. Plus, she shares the story of her long-time battle with breast implant sickness and what life is like after having her breast implants removed! Great info. Plus, we talk about: Bubba and the tiny noose CHOP and taking over city blocks Was the George Floyd murder a staged globalist hit job? What's this Pizzagate everybody's talking about? Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) Johnny's story of having a gun put in his mouth (A.K.A. How Johnny hurt his back)!

The Summer of 2020 was Seriously Funny...Listen in as Johnny, JoAnn, and Alex discuss the Seattle CHAZ takeover, along with other topical tangents, including: Alex in Wonderland (A.K.A. Unicorn Shoe Shopping at Kohl's), Johnny Crashes a Wedding...Literally, First They Take Your Guns...Then They Take Your Wabbit, and The Tough Questions.