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Have a question about gender identity? Or perhaps you're wondering how to raise a woke theybie? Great news! The writers and artists at The Babylon Bee are here to help. Join us TOMORROW 9/19 for a special LIVE Q&A to celebrate the release of our new book: The Babylon Bee Guide To Gender. WATCH HERE: https://youtube.com/live/LnGN7AbBh_M?feature=share

Can this parent cheer for his son Brandon without saying the dreaded, “Let’s go, Brandon!“? Watch and find out.

Welcome to "Hate Me, Date Me!" with AOC, the game where you can tell Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just how much you hate her -- and she'll draw her own conclusions about how much you want to date her. Which lucky bachelor will she pick? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

These conservative satire writers are trying to come up with a joke, but liberals have already done every insane thing they can think of. Will they be able to outpace reality? "Satire has weakened in our epoch for several reasons, but chiefly, I think, because the world has become too absurd to be satirized.” - Gk Chesterton, 1911 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! Click here to make an URGENT donation to the KASH FOUNDATION: thekashfoundation.com/bee

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So you've given your life to Christ, but now what? Let us equip you with everything a Christian woman needs… besides Jesus of course. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn't turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Do you have an addiction to CNN? If so, we're here to help diagnose your problem and address it head-on. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

NOT SATIRE: What really happened on January 6? Get ready to laugh, cry, and cower in terror as The Babylon Bee uncovers the truth about the day that almost ended democracy. January 6: The Most Deadliest Day- coming to your screens Oct. 11! Become a member of The Bee to watch our first movie in just one month: https://buff.ly/3XwL3cK #babylonbee #usa #comedy #trump

In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle is joined by Joel Berry and Adam Yenser to talk about what’s going on at the Bee and what the Bee is prophesying will happen in 2022. There’s the Weakly News with Adam Yenser and also Heroes of the Faith filled with classic false prophecies. Be sure to check out Adam Yenser’s Cancelled News on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser The Bee writers discuss the changes at The Babylon Bee this week and talk about the banger and the bomb articles. Adam Yenser presents the Weakly News and then the guys discuss what the highly accurate Babylon Bee prophecies are predicting for 2022. In Heroes of the Faith, the guys discuss famous failed secular and religious prophets. Then the Bee guys read some hate mail from the week. In the subscriber lounge, Kyle, Joel, and Adam discuss whether a hot dog is a sandwich and the ontological nature of the Kool-Aid Man.Subscriber Headlines of the Week are read and Joel Berry is subjected to a new list of Ten Questions. To see the full episode, go to: http://babylonbee.com/plans

What exactly do Hamas terrorists want from Israel? It's complicated, but we try to get to the bottom of it in this interview with an actual, real-life Hamas spokesperson. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #israel #palestine #politics #freedom

This week The Babylon Bee discusses how insane gas prices are. Biden seems to think it’s entirely Russia’s fault but we know he’s just being modest. Kyle, Adam, and Jarret also discuss their personal top ten Sci-Fi films (but no one picks The Last Jedi? Weird.) We also sit down with Carl Trueman, the author of a very thick book called The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution. He now has a shorter, more approachable book covering the same ground called Strange New World. You can pre-order Dr. Carl Trueman’s new book Strange New World now: https://www.amazon.com/Strange-New-World-Activists-Revolution/dp/1433579308/ref=sr_1_1?crid=21SED8VF77KQG&keywords=strange+new+world+trueman&qid=1647279002&sprefix=cable+tie%2Caps%2C149&sr=8-1 For the much larger book, check out The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution: https://www.amazon.com/Rise-Triumph-Modern-Self-Individualism/dp/1433556332/ref=pd_bxgy_img_1/138-9783830-1810135?pd_rd_w=yChT8&pf_rd_p=6b3eefea-7b16-43e9-bc45-2e332cbf99da&pf_rd_r=GPBR8M62S5K9V5QEPCHV&pd_rd_r=57e112c7-ced3-48cb-be43-15f5a997773c&pd_rd_wg=63wPt&pd_rd_i=1433556332&psc=1 This episode is also brought to you by Daily Nouri: https://dailynouri.com/ This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access: https://privateinternetaccess.com/TheBabylonBee

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like all things Lori Lightfoot losing, Pete Davidson crashing his car, and illegal immigrants from Honduras decided to eat a bald eagle for some reason. Also Chuck-E-Cheese is still using floppy disk drives. Watch the full podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADBTKAx-ON0 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

The Babylon Bee has made their first movie: January 6 The Most Deadliest Day. Become a Babylon Bee Premium Subscriber to get access right when it comes out on October 11, 2024! Get more info about the movie here: https://babylonbee.com/january6?utm_source=BeePodcast&utm_medium=jan6doc&utm_campaign=090524 This episode is brought to you by our sponsors: Let Ammo Squared be your 401K for ammo and get 75 rounds of practice ammo for free: http://ammosquared.com/bee See if American Financing can help you with your credit card debt: http://AmericanFinancing.net/Bee Save $300 off a MEGA 3-Month Food Supply Kit from My Patriot Supply: http://preparewithbee.com

Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter's possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope.

This substitute coach has never coached little league baseball before. He has nothing to worry about… as long as he gets the children’s increasingly complicated pronouns right. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of a woke company's board meeting? DIVERSITY!!! We take you inside for an exclusive look at their perfectly put perspirations. Download the Public Square app today: http://publicsq.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #babylonbee #woke #conservative #comedy

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you Weakly News like Biden telling Zelensky that Ukraine isn't ready for NATO membership, the winner of Miss Netherlands being a dude, and scientists finding out the quickest way to calm down a rattlesnake! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Join Tim Apple as he reveals iPhone 13. The first phone to force you to be vaccinated… or else. Apple: Think different. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In this official training video for the People's Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective! #shorts #tiktok #china #usa

An FBI agent goes undercover to bust a right-wing terror plot. But are the others also undercover FBI agents? Yes. They all are FBI agents. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know from the week like Blink-182 playing together again, all the potheads getting set free from jail, and lots of statues getting smashed. Catch the full Babylon Bee Podcast over at our podcast channel: youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Follow our new podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Leonydus Johnson is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how Critical Race Theory has already infected all our schools to raise an entire generation of victims and also how reparations won’t solve anything. He is an expert on being told he doesn’t know what it’s like to be black in America. Kyle finds out that he can't pronounce 'Pernicious'. Leonydus’ book is out now, Raising Victims: The Pernicious Rise of Critical Race Theory: https://www.amazon.com/Raising-Victims-Pernicious-Critical-Theory/dp/1684513774 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast #podcast

You've heard of Pregnant Barbie, Midge. Now Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee