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RED ALERT: this is not a joke. Elon Musk sat down with Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon, EIC Kyle Mann, and Creative Director Ethan Nicolle for an in-depth interview on wokeness, Elizabeth Warren, taxing the rich, the Metaverse, which superhero Elon would be, and how the left is killing comedy. This version contains the full interview with 45 additional minutes of content. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Noah may have saved all of humanity, but he did make some mistakes. Here’s what he should have considered throwing overboard. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Does Joe Biden make a lot of gaffes? Not according to his speechwriter. #letsgobrandon Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Have you ever questioned whether someone is a man or a woman? We all have! But something that's NOT in question is that the featured gentlemen in this video are made of 100% certified manflesh. Enjoy (and I use that term lightly) this Mulan parody at your own peril. WARNING: Do not allow children to view this video. Despite us being labeled a "comedy website" this may very well be the least funny thing you'll see all week. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee has been suspended from Twitter for "Hateful Conduct" and the Editor-in-Chief Kyle Mann speaks out. Support The Babylon Bee by subscribing: https://babylonbee.com/plans

In this parody of "Mary, Did You Know?" by the great Mark Lowry (please come on the podcast Mark we love you), we chronicle all the wonderful things the Biden administration has done for us this holiday season. And we wonder: did he know? Coming to all major music services soon. Please bee patient. Lyrics: Biden did you know that your policies would drive us underwater? Biden did you know that your policies would trans our sons and daughters? Did you know that your policies will punish what is true? The church that you subscribe to, does not subscribe to you. Biden did you know that your baby boy made shady deals in Ukraine? Biden did you know that your baby boy loves Parmesan and cocaine? Did you know that you shouldn’t touch these women like you do? When you sniff that little girl’s hair, it’s borderline #metoo The wall will cease The debt increase And the dead will vote again The crime will leap The dumb will speak While we say, "C'mon man!" Biden, did you know that your policies would bring about inflation? Biden, did you know that your policies would one day ruin the nation? Did you know that your policies make Herod's reign seem bland One day you’ll have to answer to the great I Am

Chris Smitherson has a problem: he's unvaccinated -- which means he's left out of all activities as he doesn't have COVID like his vaccinated friends. Thoughts and prayers. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Hot on the heels of their suppression of several episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience, Spotify has banned these 11 songs for containing harmful misinformation. Not good! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Check out Private Internet Access: https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/thebabylonbee Kyle and Adam are joined by Chandler Juliet to discuss The Babylon Bee’s recent ban from Twitter. We also take a look at several suspicious accounts that haven’t been banned. Weird. We have another edition of Babylon Bee Radio courtesy of Austin Robertson. He serves up the fakest news you can get. And how could you forget Weakly News with Adam Yenser? You’re so insensitive. Dr. Fazale Rana of Reasons To Believe visits The Bee to discuss transhumanism and how it may, or may not, relate to Locutus of Borg. But no one thinks to ask him about Robocop. Sad. This episode is also brought to you by: My Patriot Supply: https://preparewithbee.com Allegiance Gold: https://allegiancegold.com/bee Donors Trust: http://www.donorstrust.org/bee

14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop's proprietor. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In this internal meeting at Twitter, two new employees learn the ropes of who gets banned and who gets to stay on. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

JP Sears is on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about being comfortable in a women’s swimsuit, living his truth, and changing his mind on God. The nature of Satan and evil come up and also how to know if you are hearing God correctly. He also answers a brand new set of ten questions. This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. ADF is standing for your freedoms, so stand with them by becoming a champion for freedom today: http://joinadf.com/bee Keep up with JP Sears: http://awakenwithjp.com

President Biden keeps referencing an old John Wayne movie with the quote "You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier." The trailer for the movie has finally been found. Featuring @AwakenWithJP ! KIR Ammo - Ammunition for Freedom Loving Americans. Free shipping over $199. Get $5 off on orders over $149 with code “BEE5” at checkout: https://kirammo.com/bee/ #comedy #western #usa

To celebrate Pride Month, Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Greg Gutfeld, the new king of Late Night, joins Kyle and Adam to talk about how he is destroying all the other Late Night hosts, cancel culture, and why he continues to call Brian Stelter fat. Greg never planned on working in Late Night. He first started writing in the magazine world then working his way up into shows on Fox before landing on his current show, Gutfeld! Greg is bringing his live shows to new cities. Check out the links below for how to get FREE tickets. Get FREE tickets to see Greg in Dallas here: https://ggutfeld.com/events/ Check out where to watch Greg here: https://ggutfeld.com/ Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Did you know recently deceased Russian warlord Yevgeny Prigozhin had his own hair loss supplement? @CigarPage guarantees the lowest prices and best service. Visit https://www.cigarpage.com/bald for your special offer. Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars, Incorporated has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In his interview with The Babylon Bee, Elon Musk warns about one of the biggest threats to modern civilization: the woke mind virus. See the rest of the interview here: https://rumble.com/vr8s2e-full-interview-elon-musk-sits-down-with-the-babylon-bee.html

The Babylon Bee is finally able to move on to other stories that need to be covered now that they have artificial intelligence covering the AOC front! Try it for yourself: https://babylonbee.com/news/introducing-the-babylon-bee-aoc-article-generator Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast #babylonbee #podcast #aoc #politics #humor #satire #comedy #conservative

Candace Owens joined The Babylon Bee podcast to talk about her new docuseries Convicting A Murderer on DailyWire+ Watch the interview: https://youtu.be/QryPsHSAvGg #dailywire #truecrime #convictingamurderer #candaceowens

If you are a man, congratulations. You’ve won. However, such victory also comes with some responsibility. As a male, it’s your duty to exhibit strength and fortitude, and to show no weakness. Here is a comprehensive list of the only instances it is acceptable for men to shed a tear. Try Cigar Place's Top-Shelf Stogies Sampler, loaded with ten highly-rated premium cigars, for only $24.99 with free shipping: https://buff.ly/47sbX7A #masculinity #comedy #motivation #funny

How bad is Joe Biden’s approval rating? Bad! In fact, here is a list of awful things more popular than Joe Biden. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Everyone's favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O'Rourke. And then, plot twist, they end up in a good old-fashioned Baptist church! Watch the first episode: https://youtu.be/HlDWzN6TW5Y Watch the second episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MOy6Z_UP7c Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Subscribe to Chandler's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/chandlerjuliet Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

We're live on the scene at the Capitol building as the FBI hosts their beloved annual January 6 reunion. Good times! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Toss your capitalist cookbooks aside, this anti-capitalist cooking show walks you through the grueling experience of cooking… the socialist way. #shorts