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What's the easiest way to make a late-night host furious? Write a joke instead of a political lecture. Sad. Not good! #shorts

Have you seen Jesus Revolution yet? Director Jon Erwin shares with us some insight into the casting of Kelsey Grammer. #shorts

Socialism isn't ALL bad. Here are 9 upsides you might not have considered. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Are you moving to Texas from California? There are a few cultural differences you need to be aware of! Presented by Steve and Timpani from our hit Californians Move to Texas web series. Watch the Californians Move To Texas series here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf0ejejfF_wYRhBwtSwvNBPGyA95Ll7mt #shorts

Tolkien was a devout Christian, is it okay to interpret his writings to fit current agendas? #shorts

Meet Carlos Renaldo, Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero - or a superhero? You decide. #shorts

Everyone always talks about the eagles, but did Frodo *really* have to drop the ring in the center of Mount Doom? #shorts

Are you moving to Texas from California? There are a few cultural differences you need to be aware of! Presented by Steve and Timpani from our hit Californians Move to Texas web series. Watch the Californians Move To Texas series here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf0ejejfF_wYRhBwtSwvNBPGyA95Ll7mt Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Why didn’t the eagles fly Frodo to Mordor? Were Sam and Frodo gay? Was The Lord of the Rings intended to be a Christian work of literature? Dr. Austin Freeman is at The Babylon Bee to tell us what the theology of J.R.R. Tolkien was and also whether Amazon’s The Rings of Power should be cast into the fires of Mt. Doom. Dr. Austin Freeman is a lecturer at Houston Christian University and a classical school teacher who holds a PhD from Trinity Evangelical Divinity School. He has written a new book about the theology of J.R.R. Tolkien called Tolkien Dogmatics: https://www.amazon.com/Tolkien-Dogmatics-Theology-Mythology-Middle-earth/dp/1683596676 This is episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: http://betterhelp.com/babylonbee To watch the full interview, become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

No more politicians on TikTok. Society has progressed past the need for politicians on TikTok. #shorts

Join Hunter Biden as he paints beautiful mountains and some very dank trees. He even makes quite a few happy little accidents. #shorts

Lori Lightfoot’s team has confirmed she blames the Chicago mayoral election loss on “tricksy hobbitses." #shorts

Brandon calls out cancel culture on our latest podcast. #shorts

In this official press conference from Pfizer, this spokesperson confirms there are no side effects from the vaccine. Good thing he had some backup spokespeople on hand! #shorts

Kyle Mann, Jarret LeMaster, Brandon Toy, and Chandler Juliet reunite on the other side of Bee Live for some deep reflection. What went right? Everything. What went wrong? Nothing, it was perfect. We also dig into some news and cry over hate mail (it’s so sad). And could it be a special Sizzler Facts? Tune in to find out! Scott Adams of Dilbert fame got canceled this week and Lori Lightfoot was last seen under the Misty Mountains looking for a gold ring. In the subscriber-only portion we discuss some firsthand accounts of the Bee Live experience before digging into some classic subscriber headlines. This episode is brought to by Allegiance Gold where Bee listeners can get $500 in free silver: https://allegiancegold.com/bee/

In this official press conference from Pfizer, spokesperson Pat Farabi confirms there are no side effects from the vaccine. Good thing he had some backup spokespeople on hand! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Jamie Kennedy talks vaccines and wonders if there's any room left in the discourse for questions. #shorts

The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact earth, and he immediately said, "Take me to your leader." But even his advanced intelligence couldn't figure out what Biden was saying. Sad. Not good! #shorts

What do 4 handsome guys gotta do to flee California? In this parody of The Beach Boys' "California Dreamin'" - itself a totally tubular cover of The Mamas & the Papas - the Bee Boys sing of Cali's legendary brown streets, iconic muggings, and world-famous traffic. Listen to The Bee Boys' first single: https://youtu.be/ApfBvkql0lI Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Lyrics: All the streets are brown And the teachers gay I went for a walk Got mugged along the way I’d be safe from harm If I moved from L.A. California fleein’ I gotta get away Stopped into a woke church With Rainbow flags displayed When I pulled out my KJV (with Hebrew and Greek) The pastor burst into flames (Pastor was aflame) I know Montana can be cold And Florida’s out of the way But still I’m California fleein’ Just gotta get away All the lights are down The power’s out for days Now I have to walk Can’t charge my Tesla today (Got no electricitay) The taxes are so high (They be takin all my money) And the traffics a pain (I’ve been on the 405 for half of the day) California fleein'

Actor and comedian Jamie Kennedy is at The Babylon Bee to talk about the state of comedy, how Hollywood seems to be dying, and conspiracy theories. In the full podcast, they talk about spirituality and being surrounded by crazy Christians. Subscribe to Jamie's Youtube channel: @jamiekennedycomedy Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Here are all the countries communism hasn't turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog. #shorts

The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact earth, and he immediately said, "Take me to your leader." But even his advanced intelligence couldn't figure out what Biden was saying. Sad. Not good! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

This week is more timeless since the Babylon Bee is out in Texas for Babylon Bee Live. The Babylon Bee asks, “Can Christians Meme?” They also talk to Kristen Waggoner from Alliance Defending Freedom about the 303 Creative case before the Supreme Court! In the subscribers-only podcast, the Bee gang go to the mailbag again to talk about what you, the listeners, want! Pray and give to ADF Legal: http://adflegal.org This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: PublicSq App on Google: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.publicsq.app&gl=US PublicSq App on Apple: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/publicsq/id1573823343 Good Ranchers: https://www.goodranchers.com/ (Use Promo: BabylonBeef) Allegiance Gold: https://allegiancegold.com/bee/ (get a deal with our link!) Abide App: https://abide.com/ (Text ‘Babylon’ to 22433)

Toss your capitalist cookbooks aside, this anti-capitalist cooking show walks you through the grueling experience of cooking… the socialist way. #shorts

Feminists say they want their uteruses to have the same rights as guns. Now, it's become a reality: women have all the same rights as your AR-15! #shorts