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Take an exclusive look inside ChatGPT headquarters and see how the controversial artificial intelligence (AI) program responds to all those questions. #shorts

We at The Babylon Bee get a little emo. Is everything meaningless? #shorts

Does any news organization actually tell us the truth? #shorts

Take an exclusive look inside ChatGPT headquarters and see how the controversial AI program responds to all those questions. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Jonathan Noyes is at The Babylon Bee to talk about his past days as an “evangelical atheist” when he would try to convert the Christians to his wonderful worldview where nothing ultimately matters but you can do anything you want. He became a Christian and now he tackles the major atheist objections to faith in God, like the problem of evil and suffering, and gives his reasons for believing in the God of the Bible. Listen to find out why Jonathan put his fedora-wearing days behind him. Jonathan is a speaker with Stand to Reason: https://www.str.org/ In the full-length ad-free podcast Jonathan takes some questions from subscribers to The Babylon Bee. Use PROMOCODE: ‘PODCAST’ and get 20% off becoming a subscriber at: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop's proprietor. #shorts

We can't keep up with the current Trump narrative. #shorts

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like Lizzo being part of the Star Wars universe and Joe Biden going to Ireland. Watch the full Babylon Bee Podcast episode: https://youtu.be/hDDbkr0g_o4 Check out Adam Yenser's New DryBar Comedy Special: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/adamy Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbee Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee

California's bill AB 587 claims to be about "transparency" when really it's about free speech. #shorts

The Babylon Bee is suing the Attorney General in California to stop enforcement of a social media censorship law which would go against free speech in the public square while National Public Radio decided to stop tweeting after it was pointed out that they are funded by the Nation’s public. Tennessee lawmakers were expelled after a protest broke out for gun control which disrupted the State House and also the kid who played Harry Potter is all grown up and wants parents to keep their opinions to themselves about irreversible transgender surgery for children. The Bee also talked to John Papola from Dad Saves America about who was a better dad: Walter White or Darth Vader? Check out Dad Saves America on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/DadSavesAmerica The Babylon Bee also talks about the new Super Mario Brothers movie, Rey coming back for another Star Wars movie, and then gets around to some spicy Sizzler Comments! Also, did you know that a meme maker is facing up to ten years in prison for making memes? Crazy! In the ad-free, full-length subscriber version of the podcast, The Babylon Bee crew talks about the Apocrypha, reads subscriber headlines, and listens to a very special song made by subscribers Lil Ridgy Mane and Nicalys! Support The Babylon Bee by becoming an annual subscriber and get 20% off by using promocode ‘PODCAST’ : http://babylonbee.com/plans This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: Get 10% OFF Therapy at BetterHelp: https://betterhelp.com/babylonbee A community of Christians sharing each other’s medical bills at Samaritan Ministries: https://samaritanministries.org/thebabylonbee Get $500 of free silver with a qualifying account at Allegiance Gold: http://protectwithbee.com/

RN Claire Bishop swore an oath to protect TikTok from being banned so that she may continue posting lit dancing videos shot during her hospital shifts. #shorts

14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop's proprietor. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Do you even lift a Bible, bro? #shorts

Today, we're taking a quick break from satire to highlight one of mankind's greatest achievements: Sizzler Steakhouse. In these trying times, sometimes it's important to leave the politics behind and enjoy a perfectly seasoned 8 oz. Sirloin Steak for only $21.99 with delicious sides included (Unlimited Salad Bar also available as a $13.49 add-on option). Sing along as The Babylon Bee crew sings a song of freedom and of choices. Disclaimer: The Babylon Bee is not sponsored by or affiliated in any way with Sizzler Steakhouse. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Dr. David VanDrunen joined The Babylon Bee podcast to discuss humility as Christians. #shorts

RN Claire Bishop is on a mission. She's sworn an oath to protect TikTok from being banned so that she may continue posting lit dancing videos shot during her hospital shifts. Without nurse dance videos on TikTok, how will the patients know how much the nurses really care? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Dr. David VanDrunen is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how we all need the Gospel, we are living in Babylon, and how Christians should use their brains to engage with politics, culture, and theology. What does it mean for Christians if we are living in Babylon? Should Christians be calling for Christian Nationalism? Dr. David VanDrunen is an ordained minister in the Orthodox Presbyterian Church and a professor of Systematic Theology and Christian Ethics at Westminster Seminary California. If you are looking for a confessionally reformed place to prepare for ministry, check out Westminster Seminary California: https://wscal.edu/ This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. Jack Phillips is back in court and ADF is standing with him. Learn more at: http://adflegal.org/Jack Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Newborns can be a lot of work. Diapers, lack of sleep, and the possibility that they are racist. #shorts

Dylan Mulvaney is the new face of Bud Light. Has the entire company gone woke or has the marketing department gone rogue? #shorts

More than 50 libraries have shut out Kirk Cameron when they found out that he had a Christian message to encourage children to love God and love their neighbors. What a creep! Kirk Cameron’s new book is As You Grow: https://www.amazon.com/As-You-Grow-Kirk-Cameron/dp/1955550298 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Trump was indicted and we have a lot of questions. What happens next? What does this mean for his 2024 campaign? Oh- and Kirk Cameron's here! #shorts

Trump's been indicted and we have SO many questions. Oh- and Kirk Cameron's here! #shorts

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like Bill Clinton regretting his role in getting Ukraine to disarm its nuclear arsenal, Donald Trump’s 34 felony charges in New York, and Elon Musk no longer being the richest man on the planet. Watch the full podcast: https://youtu.be/XyHxfhzFZ7M Now's your shot to get 20% OFF becoming a basic or premium annual subscriber to The Babylon Bee so you can support satire and comedy in this present humorless age (USE PROMO CODE: 'PODCAST' ): https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Kirk Cameron is at The Babylon Bee again to talk about how his story hours at libraries are offering parents and children the opportunity to hear wholesome stories about the fruit of the Holy Spirit like love, joy, and peace, and how more than 50 woke libraries have told him that his book’s message is not aligned with the library’s values. That might explain all the drag queens everywhere! Kirk Cameron has a new children’s book As You Grow: https://www.amazon.com/As-You-Grow-Kirk-Cameron/dp/1955550298/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=as+you+grow&qid=1680829560&sr=8-1#customerReviews The Babylon Bee is also talking about Trump’s indictment on 34 felony charges, how the New York Times is no longer verified on Twitter, and how Dylan Mulvaney is now a Bud Light Partner. Also you can’t be a mixed race character in Dungeons and Dragons any more. Not very inclusive! There’s a very special Sizzler Facts this week. You don’t want to miss it. Oftentimes people on the internet write stuff like that just to get you to click on something. But, that is not the case with this. You really don’t want to miss it. So don’t! There’s also a lot of Bible devo time in this episode! Then after your spirits are lifted by the Word, we all enjoy some hate mail! In the full-length ad-free subscriber podcast, Kirk Cameron sticks around to field the hard-hitting questions The Babylon Bee can come up with and they find out which subscriber-submitted headlines make Kirk Cameron laugh! Get the full podcast by using PromoCode: ‘PODCAST’ to get 20% off becoming a Babylon Bee annual subscriber at: http://babylonbee.com/plans You’ll also be supporting the certified team of fake news journalists you can trust here at The Babylon Bee. Another way you can support The Babylon Bee is to support the sponsors of this episode: Kyle will be at the Making The Case Conference!: http://issuesetc.org Don’t have health insurance? Check out Samaritan Ministries: http://samaritanministries.org/thebabylonbee Don’t trust fiat currency? Go to Allegiance Gold: http://protectwithbee.com