SIN-TEXT HFY stories

Here is all 7 chapters of the story. See if you can figure it out before the big reveal.

Those that face humanity believe that they have figured us out, and that we cannot adapt to face them. Guess again!

Forced to mine is just as bad in the middle of the void as it was on earth... until now.

Dealing with humans can be dangerous in ways you 'can't see'.

Human's have no natural weapons, but you would be surprised how many they actually have.

Even in the face of total annelation, humans refuse to bow!

They do WHAT for fun?!

Most species take their time to deliver goods as space can be quite dangerous to travel. Though, if you need something delivered on time, call the humans. They're NUTS! "Get in, strap in, shut up, and hang on."

Due to humans being so dangerous, they had been quarantined for the safety of all species. What can you do if they break out?

Always be careful who you ask to perform you dirty deeds, and who you go against.

Humans can digest some of the scariest foodstuffs in the galaxy. Be warned!

Humans put themselves in a comma to rejuvenate themselves. It is a VERY bad idea to try and wake them.

When humans arrive, they always use the fusion engines to create the sound of thunder. Surrender, or it will be the last sound you hear.

When a human arrives with a big iron on their hip, let the man complete his business.

We learned very quickly that there it a particular sound that humans make right before the start to end our forces.

Out of a colony in the middle of the void, a man only has a few things to his name. Take those away, and he becomes very dangerous.

When you accidentally trespass into a hostile area, remember that you are under the local laws. If you must fight, forget fair, fight to win.

A new species is looked at as so cute that everyone puts their guard down. Everyone but humans!

Humanity has never been fully united. That should make then easy to conquer right? RIIIIGHT??