Marmite Survives - Gaming with SCUM DayZ

Reborn. Running like a Loon. Stealing a Golf. Racing up to a dead puddle of marmite (possibly been raptured up to scum heaven leaving his gear behind) and BOSH! Marmite 4.1 is online!

Honestly. Don't. It's a stupid idea.

Because... if they DONT then I might change games ;) Bloody Robotic Gits!

Marmite 4.0 is here. He's inherited a wealth of munitions, a cheeky attitude and a propensity for midnight skinny-dipping. Oh, and he found a mysterious VW Golf floating in the air, impaled in the upper half of a garage door - alien abductions anyone?

As the old MASH song goes, "Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes..." and one of those changes is a new body with better engineering skills, face tattoos and an orange jumpsuit. Join MARMITE 4.0 as he dashes across the country using Google Maps trying to remember where he parked his car...

Poor old Marmite 3.1 he just couldn't hack the demands on his timber.

Loaded with gear like a crooked member of the East India Trading Company, Marmite 3.1 embarks on a mountain top driving adventure looking for the mythical lumberyard...

Where are the Just Stop Oil protestors in SCUM? Would be fun having them glue their hands to the road, and watching puppets go bonkers! But, in this episode Marmite 3.1 runs out of gas IRL, walks over a mountain, goes sniper-mode on some puppets and then rides a marathon to get a gas-can back to the red super-car. Did he make it?

Some little wobbling around, taking Marmite from the Beach to the Mountains. Some Pod nonsense, overloaded with gear and wombling around in the mountains...

Part three of this day's adventuring see's Marmite 3.1 finding and exploring another underground bunker. Lots of very naughty puppets, especially the moaning blowey-up ones. Some new equipment and killing a puppy to make a hat. Nuff said.

After the sad demise of Marmite 3.0, Three Point One is spawned and has to race across country to find his old mans body to loot it, get kitted and spank those naughty puppets that finished him off. On the way he gets shot at by Mechs, taunts those naughty robots and does some terrible driving...

Marmite thought train stations were cool. He knows robots are naughty, but he forgot that Puppets are sneaky little clobber monkeys.

An exploratory tale taking Marmite 3.0 from racing his car around a dirt track to cruising some beach streets, to climbing a rather disappointing windmill. A quiet road trip but with a few satisfactory puppet blasting to make me smile.... oh yes. And the Server now has doubled puppet percentage. :)

A quick little trip across country to visit a race track? What will I find there? Porsches? Bugatti's? Dirt Bikes? Or get my head caved in by a filthy puppet? Who knows...

Some River Cruising, Skinny Dipping, Gun Jamming, Puppet Blasting Adventures

Today's adventures take Marmite 3.0 from his Police Cell to a nice drive across country to a little town called RUDE. Several Puppets getting a bit shifty and finally ending up at a military base shooting range with some angry hostile robots.

Exploring this lovely little seaside town, while eviscerating a few puppets, saying farewell to my little boat and starting a car adventure, with a cross bow. And some home made crossbow bolts. I feel so proud.... ;)

Scary Military Nuthouse to Creepy Misty Town. Aint no Sunshine!

The Wombles of Scumbledom Common are we...

Gun Jams, Starvation, Bandages, Puppets jumping through walls, Marmite whining and whimpering while trying to avoid two angry Mechs... this episode has it all.

With tons of guns, ammo and army medical supplies, it's time to get out of this joint. If I can't find my way out... without getting puppet splattered or starving to death....

Poking around in this military installation, finding weapons, ammunition and puppets everywhere. Learning the fine art of weapons jamming at the worst possible moments and taking some heavy heavy damage while being just a little too cocky with a machine gun.

My first even run into a military base and guess what? I survived??