John Ward

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) NOVA FESTIVAL SURVIVORS MAKING STRANGE CLAIMS Survivors of the Nova Party - the Israeli rave festival that was inexplicably moved to within meters of Gaza on October 7th - appeared at a hearing of the State Audit Committee in the Knesset and spoke about the severe trauma they have been experiencing since October 7th, the physical difficulties ... and especially and rather oddly, the bureaucratic and rigid difficulties on the part of the state authorities ... ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkeGEMunZIoGUyP7z0pMYmQ/join JOHN'S NEW BOOK - UNCONSCIOUS PURSUIT https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard WORLD CHAMPION MERCH https://my-store-f4e9d5.creator-spring.com GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/r/zzR0K87dAj?i=myxa2p1d

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) CALIFORNIA MISSING $24b An internal audit has found that the state of California has spent 24 billion dollars on welfare programs over the past five years to combat its growing homelessness problem - and now has more homeless people than ever while at the same time oopsie forgetting to track the data or constructing any meaningful way to measure the programs’ success. ... where did the money go? ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkeGEMunZIoGUyP7z0pMYmQ/join JOHN'S NEW BOOK - UNCONSCIOUS PURSUIT https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard WORLD CHAMPION MERCH https://my-store-f4e9d5.creator-spring.com GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/r/zzR0K87dAj?i=myxa2p1d

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) JANUARY SIXTHER PROSECUTOR PATRICK SCRUBBS GETS SPECIAL TREATMENT AFTER STABBING AMERICAN MOTORIST IN ROAD RAGE INCIDENT You may not have heard this story - and there's a good reason. January 6th Federal Prosecutor Patrick Douglas Scruggs, who famously prosecuted "Lectern Guy" for smiling and waving, has somehow managed to escape media scrutiny after stabbing an American motorist who crashed after a medical emergency. Lectern Guy has righteously taken to X (Twitter) to point out the hypocrisy of the American justice system - now quite obviously corrupt and broken - and the total lack of coverage by the MSM, who appears to be covering for Scruggs. The stabbing victim remains unidentified. Scruggs is out on bail (no biggie just an attempted murder on an American). ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkeGEMunZIoGUyP7z0pMYmQ/join JOHN'S NEW BOOK - UNCONSCIOUS PURSUIT https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard WORLD CHAMPION MERCH https://my-store-f4e9d5.creator-spring.com GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/r/zzR0K87dAj?i=myxa2p1d

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) THE IDES OF MARCH ARE HERE! To celebrate, Breaking News invites you to enjoy this first quarter (first three months) recap of major 2024 news. ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkeGEMunZIoGUyP7z0pMYmQ/join JOHN'S NEW BOOK - UNCONSCIOUS PURSUIT https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard WORLD CHAMPION MERCH https://my-store-f4e9d5.creator-spring.com GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/r/zzR0K87dAj?i=myxa2p1d

Chris "Fredo" Cuomo is still around, apparently - or was, until Candace Owens got a hold of him. ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkeGEMunZIoGUyP7z0pMYmQ/join JOHN'S NEW BOOK - UNCONSCIOUS PURSUIT https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/r/zzR0K87dAj?i=myxa2p1d

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) NIKKI HALEY SUSPENDS HER CAMPAIGN Super Tuesday was a normal night for Nimarata Randhawa - more commonly known by her call girl alias, Nikki Haley - and like all normal nights for Nikki Haley, it entailed hours upon hours upon hours of relentless pounding - followed by a brutal hangover - followed by her FINALLY acknowledging defeat .... sort of. ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: JOHN'S NEW BOOK https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/r/zzR0K87dAj?i=myxa2p1d

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) SHIRLEY, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! A terrifying and little known story that began all the way back in 2014 is finally beginning to enter the public consciousness. Have you heard of this air traffic controller scanadal? I hadn’t - and now I know why. But before we jump to 2024, let’s go back to where it started roughly a decade ago - and keep in mind the implication of how long this has been going on ... ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: JOHN'S NEW BOOK https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/i/pRnQJDWp

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) EXCLUSIVE Sex. Lies. Murder. Memes. If the Mainstream Media won’t take you there - Breaking News with John Ward (Breaking News) will. We have people everywhere. For the stories that matter. This is a BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE - The infamous parking lot sex pit of a one Nikki Haley - an asphalt playground of deviancy and infidelity so profound that not even Google Streetview would go there - So we did. ... and we found something. ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: JOHN'S NEW BOOK https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/i/pRnQJDWp

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) TRUMP WINS NEW HAMPSHIRE Donald Trump has trounced Nikki Haley in New Hampshire despite 70% of Haley's votes coming from Democrats. Amongst registered Republicans, Trump won 75%-25% - nevertheless, Haley and co. insist on continuing their campaign. Gee, I wonder why? ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: JOHN'S NEW BOOK https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/i/pRnQJDWp

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) IOWA CAUCUS RESULTS The Iowa Caucus results are in, with President Donald Trump taking the lion's share of the vote. Both Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis struggled immensely, and Vivek Ramaswamy has officially suspended his campaign. On the Democrat side there was no Caucus - the party has instead elected to count Iowa by mail-in ballot only through March 5th. Potential candidate Robert Kennedy Jr's campaign has been sunk by the revelation of his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, and Gavin Newsom suffers from the same DeSantis-level lack of enthusiasm. No one is even pretending to consider sitting VP Kamala Harris. ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: JOHN'S NEW BOOK https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/i/pRnQJDWp

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) DON LEMON HAS A NEW SHOW The first ever episode of Breaking News with John Ward (Breaking News) has just officially surpassed the viewership of whatever Don Lemon’s got going on - excluding the viewcount on his dark web wine cellar cheesefinger unalivestream - because if the mainstream media is a Hollywood cluster, then Don Lemon is the used condom Peter Dinklage left in a puddle of Zac Efron’s tears. Yes ladies and gentlemen and yes I just assumed your genders - The mean old mainstream doesn’t really have much use for Don Lemon anymore … and yet like a flamboyant phoenix with herpes, he has re-appeared AGAIN with a new show on Elon Musk's X (formerly Twitter) ... but WHY? ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: JOHN'S NEW BOOK https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/i/pRnQJDWp

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) HUNTER BIDEN TO TESTIFY Having ignored two subpoenas to testify in front of congress about his business dealings - dealings which include his father, who is hey no big deal the sitting president of the United States - and dealings which occurred mainly in Ukraine, a small country where nothing important or interesting ever happens - including dealings involving his father ... ... Hunter Biden finally agreed to testify IF Congress issued a third subpoena, this time pinkie swearsies. And a toothless Congress has for the third time gone ahead and accepted that pinky - because to be fair that pinky is attached to Hunter Biden, and this was the small and lonely 30 minute window of the next calendar year where it wouldn’t indelibly reek of meth-burnt knuckle hair, single mothers, or GSR. ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: JOHN'S NEW BOOK https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/i/pRnQJDWp

BREAKING NEWS with JOHN WARD (Breaking News) NIKKI HALEY CAUGHT CHEATING All eyes are turning toward the 2024 presidential election with the bitter suspicion of past inequity and the igneous suspicion of future crookery - but for all the suspected mischiefs and tomfooleries, no one was expecting a very different kind of cheating ... New witnesses have come forward telling DailyMail.com that Haley's denials of two alleged 2008 affairs are false, and that the supposed trysts were brazen and widely known among South Carolina politicos. ___ Like this video? I could use your help to keep making them: JOHN'S NEW BOOK https://amzn.to/4234XwC PATRONAGE/ONE-TIME DONATIONS https://www.patreon.com/JohnWard https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RealJohnWard SHIRTS/MUGS/MERCH https://teespring.com/stores/john-ward-official GUILDED https://www.guilded.gg/i/pRnQJDWp

This is the first video I ever posted to YouTube (November 4th, 2015 - five years ago). Seemed appropriate for my first post to Rumble. Upon watching Charlie Chaplin's iconic monologue from the 1940 film "The Great Dictator" (a double entendre), I noticed he was speaking at exactly 128 BPM, so I added some music, which is original minus the theme from Beethoven's "Ode an die Freude," better known as "Ode to Joy." The additional clips are from a film I felt captured the same idea from a different angle - Benny pickling The Beast from "The Sandlot." "Let us advance on chaos and the dark" is from Emerson's "Self-Reliance."