Fratricide
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. I've been attacked by some religious moderates for being critical of the literal interpretation of the bible.
Dragons, unicorns, giants, witches, and wizards were obviously used as metaphorical language in the bible, right? Maybe you could go back in time and see if that brings comfort to a woman burning at the stake because she was accused of being a witch. Or perhaps you could try explaining that to the fundamentalists who tell children that dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark, and that the bible calls them dragons. Maybe you could try explaining photoshop to Nephilimfree when he proclaims with awe that photos of giant human skeletons prove that what the bible says about giants is true. As long as people believe in the literal interpretation (the most dangerous), I'm going to argue against the literal interpretation. No, we don't burn witches anymore, but there's plenty of people who are trying to retard our children's educations. Their primary motivation for doing that comes from interpreting the bible literally. Should they succeed, it could prove to be more terrifying than ten thousand witch trials.
To the religious moderates who have fought against creationism: I sincerely thank you. It's not my intention to prevent you from worshipping. I see religion as kind of like a firearm. It can be misused with dire consequences. I just want to help ensure that the firearm remains in the control of responsible people.
Thanks, GrapplingIgnorance, for playing the moderate. Be sure to check out his excellent videos:
http://www.youtube.com/grapplingignorance
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God's PR
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. The people I'm impersonating in order of appearance (I also played as VFX's sidekick using a split-screen. I don't know who he is):
http://www.youtube.com/venomfangx
http://www.youtube.com/nephilimfree
http://www.youtube.com/shockofgod
http://www.youtube.com/theatheistantidote
http://www.youtube.com/togetherforpeace
And then nephilimfree again.
Though I haven't watched TV in a while, I used to be a big fan of Saturday Night Live when I was a kid. I really liked the impersonations they did of famous people. In the same way as SNL, I thought I'd throw a few harmless jabs at some of the more popular theists on YouTube. If you're one of the people being impersonated, just know that it's all in good fun. Don't take it too seriously. If you wish to impersonate me, I welcome it and look forward to it...but you'll have to kick your sex appeal up at least two dozen notches.
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Double Standard
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This video contains some insane things I've heard. You can see how the ridiculousness of these double standards and assumptions glare when I arrange them side by side. Whatever trait you blame on atheism or attribute to religion, I can point to an abundance of examples to the contrary - and the excuses are usually quite laughable and transparent.
If somebody actually mistakes this as an anti-atheist video, then I'm going to have a trained monkey disengage the parking break of a large truck, which will be at the peak of a high hill. Meanwhile, I will be lying on the road at the bottom of the hill, where the truck will proceed to run over my face, thereby simultaneously ending my life and my disappointment with humanity.
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http://www.youtube.com/christinepeace
http://www.youtube.com/coughlan616
http://www.youtube.com/cyberhangman
http://www.youtube.com/darkmatter2525
http://www.youtube.com/dasamericanatheist
http://www.youtube.com/dixiecomic
http://www.youtube.com/DLandonCole
http://www.youtube.com/dprjones
http://www.youtube.com/edenscancer
http://www.youtube.com/gothatfunk
http://www.youtube.com/GrapplingIgnorance
http://www.youtube.com/gyro163
http://www.youtube.com/IdunnoUU
http://www.youtube.com/LiamJR24
http://www.youtube.com/meridianfrost
http://www.youtube.com/MrSoprano0125
http://www.youtube.com/notinmyname2050
http://www.youtube.com/RHPSMagenta
http://www.youtube.com/sarahon06
http://www.youtube.com/SnowWalkerPrime
http://www.youtube.com/Soretayuki
http://www.youtube.com/Th1sWasATriumph
http://www.youtube.com/Vogter666
http://www.youtube.com/xxxThePeachxxx
http://www.youtube.com/Zaunstar
http://www.youtube.com/ZJemptv
http://www.youtube.com/ZOMGitsCriss
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Teach the Controversy
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. I believe that the human race is currently going through growing pains. The bible was written by a bygone culture, and we are having trouble letting go of it. We are experiencing a temporal culture clash. To use the bible's words...it is time for us to put away childish things. We can't allow ages-old superstition to impede our progress.
*The bible does clearly state that this ritual "cleanses leprosy". But what is "cleansing"? Let's look to Matthew 8:2-4, Mark 1:40-45, and Luke 5:12-16. In those passages, Jesus is described as "cleansing the leper". for example, in Matt 8:3, Jesus HEALS a leper and these words are used to describe it: "Then Jesus put out His hand and touched him, saying 'I am willing; be cleansed.' Immediately his leprosy was cleansed." The wording in Leviticus also uses the word "cleansed" as it describes cleansing the leper with this bird sacrifice procedure. Occasionally, leprosy has healed without treatment. If that happened it might have given some false credibility to the bird sacrifice. In most cases, however, it surely didn't work, but they might have believed it needed to be done - as with many superstitions. If the leprosy wasn't healed, it was "God's will" (punishment).
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Creationists Fail Again
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. "Oops" ~Creationists
We tried to tell them, but they just didn't listen. I probably should have pointed out that the Kepler telescope uses the transit method to find planets, which means it can't see the planet until it is "eclipsing" its star. In order for that to happen, it has to be at the perfect angle between us and its star. This means that Kepler is only capable of seeing a TINY fraction of the planets that are near us. That, too, greatly adds to the numbers of planets we can safely assume are out there. Ouch, Creationists...ouch.
Kepler science chief William Borucki at the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Washington D.C. estimates that there are at least 50 billion planets in our galaxy with around 500 million residing in habitable zones. The data was extrapolated from Kepler's findings. I also drew a similar conclusion from the data, thus considered my video cautious and conservative. That's why I comfortably posted the video without fear of it turning into an exaggerated arsenic lifeform story, or a "missing link" story. (thank you, bdwilson1000, for bringing Borucki's quotes to my attention)
Music: "Ghost in the Circuit" by Velvet Acid Christ
Another good video on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEDoO3w5CY
If you lost Vogter2100, he's here: http://www.youtube.com/vforvogter2100
If you lost Rhymemaiden1, she's here: http://www.youtube.com/WildwoodClaire1
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Inappropriate For Children
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. The bible...it's not for kids. Is it tantamount to exposing a child to pornography or violence? I think so. It should be age restricted. The four sentences you just read came under some criticism for comparing the bible to porn, as porn is intended of sexual gratification, whereas the bible is not meant for that and has plenty of pleasant bits mixed in with all the nastiness. So does a movie that's rated R or NC17, but I'm still not going to take a child to see them. The bible is a mature book that should be age restricted. The only reason for religious people to fight that is because it would hinder their child's brainwashing regimen.
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If Heaven Really Existed
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Most theists don't believe in heaven any more than I do. Oh they say they do, but they mistake hopes for beliefs. How can you tell if someone really, really believes? Invent a time machine, go back, and ask a 9/11 hijacker.
One video response to this video suggested that people fear going to hell. Well, then that means that they don't really believe in the saving grace of Jesus Christ. That just shifts the doubt from one part of their faith, to an even MORE important part of their faith. Thanks. Furthermore, I don't really buy the whole "fear of hell" argument, because when a believer's infant dies, the parents suffer severe grief, yet I've never met a bereaved parent who thought that God sent their baby to hell. Nice try.
Much thanks to these three awesome people for starring in my crazy skits:
http://www.youtube.com/philhellenes
http://www.youtube.com/grapplingignorance
http://www.youtube.com/mrsdarkmatter2525
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MeridianFrost Contest Entry
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. I tried to recreate a frame of his video by doing a freehand drawing of it. In the final seconds of this video I take a photograph of my drawing and fade it into the actual source video that I was looking at while drawing.
The contest is to simply make a piece of art depicting MeridianFrost. He's a cool guy. I've met him twice, and I've been subbed to him for a long time. I recommend subbing.
Contest video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23L5sRr5ruk
MeridianFrost channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/meridianfrost
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The Thing God Can't Do
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I can do something that the mythological Abrahamic God can't: I can forgive someone without giving them an ultimatum. Omnipotent my ass. Love is unconditional...God is not.
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If God Were a Car
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Theists, if you can understand why I wouldn't buy a car from these people, then you can understand why I won't buy God from you. SHOW ME THE MONEY! You ever notice that people never argue for the existence of things that actually exist? Why is that? Maybe it's because that's fucking dumb. If it exists, and we know about it, then there's a definite - and usually easy - way to show it that is apparent to EVERYONE. Apologists are trying to sell the invisible/intangible car.
I am subbed to these very cool people, and so should you be:
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http://www.youtube.com/proportionalresponse
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Grappling Ignorance
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. Jesus was the atheist of his time.
These two YouTubers are worth your sub:
http://www.youtube.com/grapplingignorance
http://www.youtube.com/rationalwarrior
He's not the only one. Other atheists have been bullied offline by their jobs as well...many others.
I never thought about this until this incident, because such maliciousness doesn't come naturally to me, but I have real power over Christians - real power. I interview them; I hire them; they give me their financial details, their residential and professional histories, their social security numbers; I rent real estate to them, high demand real estate that I can rent to anyone I want; they've even used their religion as a selling point to try to convince me to choose them, oblivious that they were trying to sell themselves to an atheist. The livelihoods of entire Christians families depend on my good will...me...an atheist. And as their neighbors are tossed into the streets by the greedy corporations who they would want to remain unchecked and unregulated, my tenants enjoy the attentiveness and security brought to them by an atheist who they would gleefully condemn to hell. I would never, ever discriminate against or negatively affect someone because they're a Christian, or a Muslim, or a Jew. And I do this knowing full well that many of them wouldn't do the same for me. To my integrity and my conscience, I relinquish the power I have over them, the same power they would seek to use against me.
Being immersed in this debate for over a decade, in real life and on YouTube, has caused me to meet thousands of Christians and atheists. I can tell you one counterintuitive thing I've witnessed time and time again over the years: atheists are far, far more Christ-like than most Christians could ever hope to be. Jesus was the atheist of his time. The powers that be tried to shut him up too, but that didn't work. Now, it seems many Christians have done a 180. My friend, the atheist high school teacher, the same man who Jesus Christ would've befriended, would also be tossed out on the street by some of Jesus' misguided modern day followers, who call themselves Christians while knowing nothing of Jesus' teachings. But things are getting better. At least they'll no longer burn him at the stake. But would they if they could?
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The Secret Lives of Atheists
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This is for all those people who made insane assumptions about me just because I don't believe in their god. What are some assumptions people have made about you just because you're an atheist? This one was a lot of work, so please rate/fav/comment/fap/etc. And to everyone who agreed to be in this little cartoon, thanks. Check them out:
http://www.youtube.com/bionicdance
http://www.youtube.com/1god1jesus
http://www.youtube.com/meridianfrost
http://www.youtube.com/thunderf00t
http://www.youtube.com/nonstampcollector
http://www.youtube.com/happycabbie
http://www.youtube.com/akatam0t0ma
http://www.youtube.com/dmkrispin
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Atheist Comedy - The Meaning of Life
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Fun fact #1: I had trouble uploading this video (about the "meaning of life"); for some reason, it froze at 42%. Tell me that doesn't freak you out (for those of you who don't know why it should freak you out, watch "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"). Fun fact #2: Edward Cullen is in this video. Can you find him? I was going to do a Twilight spoof, but gave up on it. Still, I thought it would be funny to reuse the characters from it.
Most religions scoff at what they have deemed as the "atheistic worldview" (what they think atheists think) because they believe it has no "meaning". Well, I've heard religious people describe what they believe to be the meaning of our lives...and I find it utterly demeaning and pathetic: to honor an egomaniac who created us just to thank, praise, and love Him - or else?! REAL love is unconditional. And when someone is requested to praise, it is meaningless, disingenuous. Could they not even dream up a god who wasn't bound by the most petty of human emotions: arrogance, jealousy, anger, etc...basically, an attention whore?
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What Would Neocon Jesus Do?
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. Feel free to share this with any bat-shit insane Neocon Tea Bagger hypocrites you encounter. They pretend to be fiscal conservatives while advocating immense spending on hate and bigotry (war); they claim to be for freedom, yet advocate the building of walls; they claim to be patriots, yet threaten a revolution; and they've hijacked Christianity as their religion, yet heed none of Jesus' teachings. They make America look bad.
I don't address atheism in this video, and I do realize that there are atheists who disagree with it, but know this: if most of the people who agree with you on a specific issue are insane religious extremists, then maybe that's a good indicator that you're on the wrong side of the issue.
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The Ultimate Evil
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. Those little bastards drowned goddammit! Are you happy now? ARE YOU!? Oh, and be sure to share this video with someone you love.
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Atheist Comedy - Family Values
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They always claim that their family values come from the bible, don't they? What if that were really true?
Mrsdarkmatter2525: http://www.youtube.com/user/mrsdarkmatter2525
BionicDance: http://www.youtube.com/user/bionicdance
Danihc: http://www.youtube.com/user/danihc
MSF blogtv event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRDvzG1sZHA
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If Atheists Acted Religious
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I doubt many religious people could stomach a taste of their own medicine. I've known people who got fired when it was discovered that they were an atheist. Atheists are one of the last groups that it is still okay to discriminate against (not only okay, but encouraged). A major reason for this is because religion cannot hold up to our criticisms; therefore, censoring us becomes the only viable solution. The truth offends. Everyone who did audio in this animation is VERY much worth your subscription. In order of appearance: BionicDance (the teacher), KingHeathen (the door-to-door atheist), LovingDoubt (angry happy holidays customer), and ProfMTH (marriage activist).
http://www.youtube.com/user/bionicdance
http://www.youtube.com/user/kingheathen
http://www.youtube.com/user/lovingdoubt
http://www.youtube.com/user/profmth
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A Question for Christians
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. Yes or no? Don't deny that there are Christians who would answer yes. Have you never watched Pat Robertson?! And Commandment #2 means nothing here when you consider all the untouched statues in the world.
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God Fighter 3 - YouTube Drama Edition
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. This version of the God Fighter videogame is inspired by recent YouTube drama. Thunderf00t vs Dawahfilms & DonExodus2 vs Nephilimfree. Stir up enough controversy, and perhaps you too could end up as a character in God Figther; only then will your life have meaning.
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Muhammad's Worst Enemy
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. A drawing of Muhammad & his worst enemy. Music: "Sunburn" by Muse. I uploaded a large picture of my drawing here: http://www.mediafire.com/?2nqg5m2mgqt#1
You can also see it on Facebook here (smaller picture): http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=158546&id=100000661204155
If you want the original, I'll probably put it up on Ebay (it's too controversial for the charity auction. We don't want to alienate potential donors. I will, however, donate other artworks to dpr's charity blogtv). If I put it on Ebay, I'll announce it in a future video.
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Atheist Comedy - God's Moral Framework
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It's hard to believe that people think our laws are based on the bible. It is quite clear that the commandments, especially the revised ones (NONE of which are laws today), are the meaningless traditions of an ancient, superstitious people - not an objective moral code sent down by some mysterious, all-powerful, never-seen being.
Furthermore, I think it's comical the way the Jews were frequently seeing the great "God Himself", to be revered and feared, but then they constantly turned around to stab Him in the back - so unrealistic. The bible is an ancient Jerry Bruckheimer movie.
Music by: Kevin Macleod @ www.incompetech.com
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Atheist Comedy - Everyone's a Sinner
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This is a sequel to my video, Christian Justice. Christians can call you a sinner even if you're a good person. How? Because, according to them, you can be convicted by your very thoughts! Is it more honorable to have these thoughts, but exercise self-control, or to just be a perfect little robot, like Jesus? Moderate Christians, I realize that you might say that Jesus was trying to teach others to nip their sin in the bud, before thought becomes action, but this video more so addresses the fundamentalist - not you. Though I would like to know how you decide which parts of the bible to take literally, and which to take figuratively.
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Islam and the Big Bong Theory
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Islam, why does God need you to kill me? If He wanted me dead, I'd be dead (or I wouldn't have existed in the first place). Choose: 1.God can't kill me. 2.God doesn't want me dead. 3.God doesn't exist. Which is it? I mean, you really don't give your god much credit. People insult me all the time, and I don't want them dead. What makes you think God is so petty that He can't even take a joke? If you're enlightened, then you can laugh at yourself. Why am I more enlightened than your god?
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Atheist Comedy - The Great Flood
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The logistics of Noah's Ark. People actually believe this story. It's time for a dose of reality. The YouTubers known as KaseyAkira, Bluetrilobite, and Vashcat encouraged me to debunk the story of Noah's Ark.
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Hooray for Doomsday!
Like and subscribe. This is an archive channel, i'm not the owner of the content, check the link in the end. Christians can't wait for Armageddon. Thanks to DarkMatter2525, now EVERYONE has a reason to look forward to the end of the world.
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