Guns & Games

In today's exciting episode of "Behemothball SCUM", our brave hero weaves through the hordes of puppets and giant stompy metal death robots to loot out the highest point with the greatest loot...at least theoretically.

The only good bug is a dead bug! A philosophy that also applies to communists.

SCUMhemoth visits his usual bunker and finds out it has been detroit-ified. Let's see what's changed at C1's bunker.

A new update for the grindiest survival game to exist, Surviv-hemoth takes a look.

In today's exciting episode, SCUM-hemoth plays hide and seek with the sentry bots to loot a bit of the concrete factory.

SCUM-hemoth sets out on a great adventure to acquire a shiny new veee hicle. Shenanigans and tomfoolery commence.

A working car!! A little red, dumpy hatchback, but a car is a car. Without an alternator, just how far will this puny thing go, though?

After successfully completing the quest to find a vehicle with an engine, SCUM-hemoth continues westward to find tires and an alternator for said vehicle.

Aquato-hemoth leave the planet of death behind, and travels to the home world of the 4 legged weirdo that used to live in his head.

Ever onwards, towards the setting sun, Scum-hemoth ventures worth in search of the magical, the mystical, the magnificent, the "FUNCTIONING VEHICLE"!!!

An enthusiastic cross-country hike and a visit to a scenic airport.

With no more hints from the guy living in his brain, Aquato-hemoth decides there is one last place to go to find the last bits of AL-AN's new body, THE DEEP.

New update, let's check it out.

The last of the mapped labs, as well as the last of the surface regions are explored. What next?

After caching half a wink and a rip it, Lurch moves out with Sicario group to shut down a communications array that's been used to jam Cascadia, and censor Federation citizens. Enforcing freedom of information with heavy ordinance.

Aquato-hemoth finds the final resting place of what's-her-face's sister. She is only slightly larger and scalier than anticipated.

Following his naturally suspicious nature, Aquato-hemoth goes back and re explores previous locations, convinced that they contain more than what a first pass revealed.

Lurch and Prez are tasked with a solo op to take out a advanced, long range air defense battery that is in the way of Sicario's next objective. Lurch was needing another four cups of coffee for this dumpster fire.

More surface exploration and accompanying shenanigans.

After scanning yet another artifact for the voice living in his head, Aquato-hemoth heads west and up, starting the first of what will likely be several exploratory trips to the surface.

After searching for it for a bit, Aquato-hemoth finds Margie's green house, scans all the stuff, pilfers her data pads and steals a wide assortment of foliage. Then he finds another alien something or other.

Aquato-hemoth goes on a journey deep under da sea, finding alien whatsits and valuable materials to loot.

An unexpected guest joins Aquato-hemoth in his brain, leading to both hijinks and shenanigans.

Puttering around the ocean, Aquato-hemoth finds more alien gizmos, then zips over to visit Alterra's mining operations.

While exploring the briny deep, Aquato-hemoth stumbles across someone who's been surviving on 4546B for years, and has, apparently, acclimatized quite well.