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(FFT Part 61) Sorry aliens, I'm a human supremist. Humans got the brains, humans got the guns, humans got the spirit, and right now we need all three. The fuckers on the Council are not worth the lives of every race in known space. {Editors' Note: "You'd sacrifice human lives to save the council? What have they ever done for your kind?"}

(FFT Part 78) How am I the traitor? You are the one that killed our father, now you are going to pay for that. Also, I don't suppose you know where our sister is? Eat shit, demon.

(ME1 Part 60) All Saren had to do was not betray every sentient lifeform in the galaxy to the Reapers... Not exactly a tall order, but he couldn't even do that. Welp, now I gotta kick your ass.

(K2 Part 117) It didn't have to be like this WARDOG. All you guys had to do was simply not try to conquer Kamurocho's underground. This is you punishment.

(FFT Part 77) Let's see how this plays out. I didn't even know where I was supposed to go to further the story for a while, there.

(ME1 Part 59) I wasn't expecting more Krogans, but this is simply a minor setback. I will treat them like any other opponent, power through and trample them underfoot. (Editors' Note: I'd bet you're feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole.}

(ME1 Part 58) I guess we're on foot now, since Wrex (... Sheperd) crashed the damn vehicle..... Nah, that was me that crashed the Mako. We're still on foot now, though, and we have to hold out at least until the Normandy gets here. We ought to take Saren down before then, simply to not lose any precious time. {Editors' Note: Sorry about the short part, I forgot to turn on my cooling system on my computer and it almost evaporated trying to run this game. My bad.}

(FFT Part 76) Cloud must have a specific weapon in order to use his powerful abilities in this game, sort of reminiscent of more modern Final Fantasy titles. No clue as to how that weapon got here in Ivalice, but I want you to have it and I want to get a hold of it for you. There is no better treasure hunter than Lara, and she is on the move. {Editors' Note: Maybe Indiana Jones is better...}

(FFT Part 75) What I need is a battlefield. {Editors' Note: I have real pictures of the eclipse from today, they are all shitty though.}

(FFT Part 74) Straight outta Midgard or whatever, Cloud Strife joins us for this adventure... I think. I'm not entirely sure how, but just roll with it.

(TS Part 22) Not exactly sure how I survived all that, but I'm not one to complain about it. Also, let this be a lesson to some would-be evil genius with dreams of world domination: some random guy (resistance trained and battle-hardened, but random nonetheless) walks by not knowing that base was there, and can completely decimate the entire site. If a random passerby with a couple of pounds and a couple of pounds of explosives can that effectively wreck your shit, maybe try a different line of work, bowling maybe. {Editors' Note: That very first bit of this video was supposed to be cooler..... }

(TS Part 21) I hope whatever is in that container can help with the German problem here, Mr. Bishop. One can only hope it melts their faces off. {Editors' Note: There is one thing in this world more fearsome than the German Army... Wonky-ass physics objects.}

(TS Part 20) Securing this box to deliver to Mr. Bishop is of utmost importance. Not only can I buy my freedom with it, I can get Kurt Dierker's location, and perhaps even a bit of respect from the Brits. It's just a matter of getting it there now. {Editors' Note: Sorry about the abysmal driving here. I don't even know what to say. I'm used to cars that go a little faster is all.}

(TS Part 19b) My game didn't save the last time I played. And, I wanted to record this part again. This is the better version of this section of the game, I believe.

I wrote this song in one afternoon. Obviously, this is before I had a bass compressor. Everything you hear here that is not a drum machine is me. Song: Solid State Drive Album: Hometown Zero Track: 6 Artist: Gekokujo {Editors' Note: I uploaded the wrong version the first time.} All Rights Reserved.

(FFT Part 73) Oh, Reis is a human being that was somehow turned into a dragon. The power of a certain stone can release her from looking like a dragon and return her to human form, while still retaining the strength of a dragon. That is rad. These stones can accomplish some really good things for people, if we can keep them out of the hands of the templar knights.

(FFT Part 72) Courier Ira: "Hey Lara, bestie, I'm borrowing your outfit while your a ninja." Lara: "Uh, alright, I hope it fits you... " {Editors' Note: It fits.}

(FFT Part 71) Very interesting discovery, sir. Ancient machinery that reacts and works with these Zodiac Stones is something I hadn't even thought of being a thing. A combination of technology and magicks could potentially be a very powerful combination.

(FFT Part 70) That was pretty random. Leading man, huh? I actually kinda like that play on words.

(FFT Part 69) Welp, I didn't see that one coming.

(TS Part 19a) Me and Skylar will get you your box Mr. Bishop. You better figure out where Dierker is if you don't know already, because we will be back in no time looking for our reward. And there will be hell to paid if you don't come through on your end. {Editors' Note: Happy Easter}

(K2 Part 115) Mutsu, I gotta appreciate your heart and toughness, but I can't let you kill me, bro. I can do this all day and you will never defeat me in combat. There must be another way to save everyone in Sotenbori, right?

(K2 Part 116) We need to put our differences aside, if only for a little while, to address the WARDOG problem. It will take everyone from every team in Kamurocho to make 1 large-scale single strike to remove WARDOG from Tokyo. BURAI, Peach, Diablo, D.I.S., and me all teaming up against a common foe, this will be awesome.

(ME1 Part 57) Saren has made his move. He used a trap specifically designed to catch every space-faring species off-guard to be conquered since time immemorial. I don't want to be conquered. There is a slim chance that we can stop him if Wrex ( ... Shepard), Liara, and I go through the relay here and fight, which is better than the certainty that we all lose if we don't fight.

(FFT Part 68) How many miners am I gonna have to slap around until I get to this "holy dragon?" ... And I mean miners, not minors. Like, grown men that work in a mine...