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Merrick Garland appeared on 60 Minutes to shed crocodile tears over what he claims is political violence. However, as we have seen, "political violence" for Garland means expressing political opinions that he does not agree with which justifies the DOJ and FBI using over the top thuggery to suppress such "violence." Meanwhile he has refused to use the DOJ to prosecute REAL violence by the left such as the violent protests threatening Supreme Court Justices and their families.

Did Jamaal Bowman watch prank fire alarm videos such as these and get inspired by them to pull, not a fake fire alarm as the lowlife goofballs in the videos did, but a REAL fire alarm in order to INTERFERE WITH THE OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS OF CONGRESS? How pathetic is it that a congressman actually acts LOWER than the fire alarm prank goofballs? In addition he INTEREFERED WITH THE OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS OF CONGRESS. Will Bowman get the same treatment as the J6 protestors who were invited into the Capitol by the police and politely walked through its halls only to be later charged for INTEREFERING WITH THE OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS OF CONGRESS and sentenced to several years in jail? Probably not but it sure does illustrate the two-tier system of justice that the current state of Democrat Lawfare has brought us. Oh, and how dopey does one have to be to think that he can pull a REAL (not fake) fire alarm in the Capitol building and not have it recorded by at least one of the many many cameras all over the place? It could be a dopeyness caused by watching too many of the fire alarm prank videos.

Normally, when you watch a video of a street fight, it is the knockout blow that you remember most. However, in the case of this video what will be forever imprinted on your brain's memory banks is the failed attempt by Fat Albert to break up the fight. The first time you see Fat Albert in action you will wonder if you actually saw what you thought you saw. Yes, you did. And CSI DUmmie FUnnies is here with a careful video analysis that I believe has "cracked" the case to verify that, yes, you actually did see it.

What better place to kick off a presidential campaign and show his solidarity with workers than at an airport? That is why Chunk Yogurt, aka Cenk Uygur, of The Young Turks went to the airport to show his solidarity with airline workers. Watch as Chunk goes on a charm offensive with the workers as Mr. Progressive shows appreciation for their labor on his road to his imaginary White House. Yes, he Kicked Off his Chunk 2024 presidential campaign by getting Kicked Off an airline flight.

Jimmy Dore has to be the HAPPIEST person on the planet right now. Why? Because Chunk Yogurt, aka Cenk Uygur, of The Young Turks just announced that he is planning on running for president. Chunk made the announcement on "Breaking Points" thus demonstrating just how clueless he is about the U.S. Constitution. Yes, he seems utterly unaware that you have to be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN to become president so that leaves Chunk out since he was born in Istanbul Turkey and didn't come to America until his family immigrated here when he was eight. However, no matter since the big benefit of a Chunk run is a humor goldmine chock full of comedy nuggets. Jimmy Dore will certainly mine those nuggets as well as many others. Oh, and it is already hilarious that Chunk's campaign slogan is "Vote For Me So Somebody Else Will Run Against Sleepy Joe."

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis must realize by now that he made the biggest mistake of his life by running for president in this election cycle. Common sense should have told him there was NO WAY he could go up against President Donald Trump. However hubris, plus campaign consultants fortified with Murdoch money, convinced him otherwise. And now he wishes he could somehow go back in time and NOT run since that way he would have been the odds on favorite for 2028. Instead his political career is in ashes and you can read it on his face. He is just not into it any longer and the strain is causing bizarre facial contortions and much head bobbing as you can see.

Maybe this isn't surprising considering that the observation is coming from a TDS liberal legal analyst, Jim Zirin, on "The Hill Rising." However his assertion that the Trump hating New York Attorney General Letitia James who loudly promised during her election campaign that she would be going after Trump via Lawfare somehow magically transformed when she took her oath of office into a font of judicial fairness and playing it by the book sans any bias is quite laughable.

Jeffrey Epstein's former buddy, Bill Gates, is now proudly showing off his New World Order lapel pin in front of the United Nations building to show his support for Profitable Globalism. Oh, and if there is a solution to a global problem that is not personally profitable for Gates, he is just NOT interested in it as you can see.

DONALD TRUMP! That is the ONLY reason why Joe Biden flew all the way to Detroit to spend twelve, count 'em, TWELVE WHOLE MINUTES with the UAW strikers. Sleepy Joe just couldn't stand the thought that he would be completely overshadowed by Trump speaking to the auto workers on on September 27 so he just had to make his brief dozen minute long appearance the day before. To keep the brevity of Biden's UAW picket line appearance in perspective, I am able to air fry my breakfast sausages in the time Quickie Joe appeared at their staged event. Of course, during his whole 12 minute meeting with the UAW picketers there was ONLY one thing on his mind--- DONALD TRUMP. Oh, and check the postscript on this video to see how merely the invocation of Trump's name is enough to short circuit the electronics of UAW officials.

Liberal panic is FUN to watch. And the liberal PANIC over the latest ABC News poll showing Trump leading Biden by a significant margin has sent the liberals into a highly entertaining Panic Attack. Of course, Chunk Yogurt of The Young Turks, provided the BEST panic performance in terms of comedic entertainment.

DADA!!! Are you PROUD of your little SONNY BOY now? Watch as Justin Trudeau channels his inner Fidel Castro in a CRAZED speech supporting the continuation of the bloody Ukraine War. He comes across as every bit the authoritarian as his REAL FATHER. Fortunately, as you can see, many Canadians are now reacting against this growing authoritarianism by Castro's son which he also demonstrated by clamping down on freedoms in his insane response the the 2022 Freedom Convoy in which he went so far as to order bank accounts to be frozen of those who dared to disagree with Little Fidel. DADA!!! Your little SONNY BOY has become YOU at last!

Watch Joe Biden as he performs the Thorazine Shuffle in a command performance. Although his feet never seem to leave the ground, it is not to be confused with a Moonwalk since instead of smoothly gliding backwards, he lurches forward via jerky motions with arms limply hanging by his sides. The Thorazine Shuffle has become very popular with audiences everywhere. Also popular among awed spectators is his demonstration of an amazing feat of strength with his half pound beach chair lift.

On first glance it seems as if this enraged golfer transforms into The Incredible Hulk. However, in order to truly be The Hulk you sort of have to have more BULK. The incredible thing that can be easily overlooked by the drama of his wannabee Hulk transformation is that this is quickly followed by the golfer, in profile, revealing that he bears an amazing resemblance to Sling Blade. So what is your opinion? The Hulk or Sling Blade or perhaps a combination of both?

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Remember, this sleepless pill popping TDS liberal does not HATE HATE HATE HATE Trump. Why? Because she kept telling us that over and over and over again while at the same time going into full TDS mode. Oh, and don't we just love her sermons chock full of laughable morality such as about the sanctity of marriage while this liberal has to take a cocktail of mood altering drugs daily just in order to grab a few minutes of sleep? Yeah, stand up on your soapbox and keep telling us how much you don't HATE HATE HATE Trump. Oh, and with her obvious political bias, don't be surprised to see the current regime appoint her to be the head of the Food and DRUG Administration.

Chunk Yogurt aka Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks recently appeared on "The Hill Rising" hyping a book he wrote. At first things went slightly normal for Chunk but after the first mention of the taboo name of "Jimmy Dore," Chunk was hilariously triggered into a series of bizarre meltdowns. One big cause for Chunk going BERSERK over hearing Jimmy's name is that Dore grabbed a big chunk of Chunk's TYT audience resulting in The Jimmy Dore show by far exceeding in traffic Chunk's dwindling audience. Chunk's mind has been so DESTROYED by jealousy over the overwhelming success of Jimmy Dore's channel that he now absurdly supports the candidacy of Marianne Williamson who favors continuing the war in Ukraine.

When you conduct an impeachment, it is a good idea to have EVIDENCE to back it up. Unfortunately the drunken Speaker of the Texas House rammed through an impeachment of state Attorney General Ken Paxton without any regard as to evidence. Fortunately, the Texas Senate was made aware by Paxton's defense team, notably the INCREDIBLE Tony Buzbee, that there was NO EVIDENCE. In this video we see some liberal whining over the acquittal of Ken Paxton on all EVIDENCE-FREE articles of impeachment. Of note is the reaction of the Harold Stassen of the Pecos, that perennial parasitic candidate Beto O'Rourke who used the acquittal to shamelessly shill for something called "Power By People" to raise money. Everyone has assumed that the three time loser would at least skip an election cycle before running for office again but from the fact that he is shilling for bucks again this probably means he will be running for something in 2024. Since Beto is basically married to a bank account worth hundreds of millions of dollars this latest shilling by him is reminiscent of billionaire Oprah begging for money from regular working people to help residents of Maui despite the fact that she could raise millions to provide the total needed from her own resources without even noticing any difference in her lavish lifestyle.

The last time we went to the casino a couple of weeks ago, Lady Luck blessed my wife with net winnings of almost $400. This time it wasn't that much but at $230 net (after deducting our original $20 and the final $20 when we stopped cold turkey) it wasn't nothing to sneeze at. As I mentioned in this video that amount would pay (using GroupOn) for three the Brazilian Steakhouse dinners for both of us. The big secret of WINNING is to RESPECT Lady Luck by QUITTING when ahead. By doing this Lady Luck continually blesses my wife and, hopefully, Lady Luck will bless you as well. Just be sure not to anger her with hubris by pushing for the Big Win which she will punish by leaving you with NOTHING or a big net loss.

It's as if the Harlem Globetrotters played a shutout game with the Washington Generals but it was the Globetrotters who were shutout. The look on the Harlem Globetrotter's face is priceless. Oh, and "Fast Eddie" is really Pawel "DAZZLE" "Kid" Kidon who hustled his way onto the Globetrotter's team (#48) when they were visiting Poland.

Did you know that all it takes to bribe Kristin Welker is to treat her to a steak dinner? That is the claim by Keith Olbermann as to why Welker treated President Donald Trump mostly fairly (at least compared to Chris Wallace) during his 2020 debate that she moderated and why Welker has invited Trump to appear on her premiere Meet The Press episode that will be hosted by her. It would be difficult to bribe even a normal person with income level much below that of Welker with just a steak dinner. However, if someone tried to bribe me with Picanha steak, which I recently cooked on the BBQ, I might be willing to publicly claim that Fani Willis is a brilliant prosecutor. That's just how good Picanha steak is that it can make one sell his soul for a bite.

Wow! The German Foreign Minister, Annalena Baerbock, was publicly humiliated by the Ukraine Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba after she stated that there was no hope of Germany giving Taurus cruise missiles to Ukraine. And why the reluctance to give the Taurus cruise missiles to Ukraine? Because it is a highly deadly weapon that has a long range that could reach deep into Russia thus risking a big retaliatory attack. A retaliation that could include nuclear strikes thus risking World War III. However, the Ukraine Foreign Minister was having none of that and TOLD the German Foreign Minister that they WILL send those missiles to Ukraine. The German Foreign Minister just stood there and sadly took the abuse with a definite Antony Blinken look on her face. However, imagine this arrogant Ukraine Foreign Minister saying something similar to President Donald Trump. No way that Trump would just stand there and take the abuse. In fact, President Trump, once he returns to the White House, will IMMEDIATELY work to END the bloody Ukraine War. Ukraine won't need those cruise missiles because that war would END within days of President Trump taking office.

The Biden impeachment inquiry in Congress has begun and, as expected, the Democrats are pretending there are no facts to warrant such an action. Unfortunately for them, there are tons of facts and documents especially in the form of offshore bank accounts and statements. Many liberals are now living in a fantasy land because they have been sheltered from the FACTS of Joe Biden's CORRUPTION but an impeachment inquiry will force them to face the FACTS. Right now Democrats in the know such as Senator Lurch are pretending there is nothing to worry about. However, expect Lurch and others of his ilk to go full RAGE when the FACTS are exposed.

By far, the two most prominent of the J6 people were Ray Epps and the "Scaffold Commander" who was urging people via bullhorn to go forward into the Capitol from atop a scaffold on January 6, 2021. Ray Epps we already know. Despite his prominent role on J6 captured on multiple videos the FBI did not seem at all interested in him despite going out their way to track down and arrest peaceful grandmothers who who were invited into the Capitol by the Capitol police. In addition, of all the protestors from that day Epps is the ONLY one who has been strongly defended by the Democrats. As for the Scaffold Commander, we still don't OFFICIALLY know his identity thanks to the complete disinterest of the FBI. Unofficially, the evidence presented here thanks to @bigwiggstiktok12 provides extremely strong, bordering on slam dunk, proof that "Scaffold Commander" is John Nichols, the National Affairs Correspondent for The Nation magazine. As you can see, his features including eyebrow color, eye color, cheek blemish, eyeglass shape, overall facial look, voice, and above all matching lower right jagged teeth point straight to the identity of the man that the FBI shows NO INTEREST in.

Joe Biden in Hanoi suffered the extreme HUMILIATION of his own staff publicly treating him like a senile old fool by shutting him down in the middle of a press conference. In this video we see the results of what would have happened if Biden's staff similarly shut down other presidents of the past in the middle of their own speeches.

Krystal Ball and her new hubby, Bleach Boy aka Kyle Kulinski, used to at least pretend to be critical of the Democrat Party. Of course, with the 2024 election now looming they have dropped even the pretense of being Democrat Party critics in favor of becoming full out shills for the DNC and Biden. Their very thin veil of independence was dropped during a recent debate with "The Hill Rising" co-host Briahna Joy Gray on the subject of supporting Biden in the next election in which they explained they are now full out Democrat shills. Why? Because as they explain... TRUMP'S FAULT!!! NOTE: No bleach bottles were spilled during the making of this video.