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On January 2, 2024 Larry Sabato of the Univerisity of Virginia's Center for Politics kicked off the election year by poisoning the political well by declaring that "Trump engaged in insurrection" during an appearance on C-SPAN'S "Washington Journal." Even Jack Smith who suffers from extreme TDS did NOT charge President Donald Trump with insurrection yet Larry has decided that Trump is guilty of it based on what, we don't know. Certainly nothing legal. Of course, Sabato tried to act like he wasn't an extreme partisan by then going on to state that Trump should be allowed on the ballots despite his opinion that he "engaged in insurrection." How big-hearted of you, Larry. Oh, and you can bet the Democrats will cite Sabato's insurrection statement in the 2024 campaign. Sabato's Crystal Ball should have warned him not to expose himself as such a blatant partisan by declaring Trump as an insurrectionist.

HOORAH FOR ELECTION INTERFERENCE! Watch as these two demented Democrats celebrate flat out ELECTION INTERFERENCE in Maine. They both conveniently forget that President Donald Trump has NOT been charged with insurrection yet both morons use that as justification for removing him from the ballot. They are about as STUPID (or demented) as the Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows who used the insurrection that Trump has NOT been charged with as an excuse to "remove" him from the state's primary ballot. "Remove" has been placed in quotes since Trump has NOT actually been removed from the ballot since this is entirely a dopey ELECTION INTERFERENCE political stunt.

What is the common denominator of ALL leftwing fanatic women with political power? CRAZY EYES! Yes, they all have that same fanatic CRAZY EYES thing going on. The Maine Secretary of State, Shenna Bellows, who is "Defending Democracy" by taking wildly popular President Trump off the Maine primary ballot is only the latest of the fanatic leftwing CRAZY EYES females to come to attention. Others include the former Minister of Truth, Nina Jankowizc, mentally disturbed doxxer Taylor Lorenz, deranged AOC, and the Colorado Secretary of State, Jena Griswold, who attempted the same stunt as her fellow CRAZY EYES Maine Secretary of State. They just can't seem to hide their leftist insanity since their foul sickness of the soul erupts in the form of... CRAZY EYES!

Sam Kinison was less than pleased with the answer Nikki Haley gave as to the cause of the Civil War. Why? Because he was there, man! Agggh! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

As Jack Smith's J6 trial date, originally set for March 4, starts fading further and further into the distance perhaps past Election Day 2024 his political trial looks increasingly moot. But not to worry. The DNC-Media-Deep State Industrial Complex worked overtime during the Christmas weekend and came up with a new buzzword, "SPRAWLING," to attempt to fool the public that even if Smith's trial hopes are smashed that there is a "SPRAWLING" case out there against Donald Trump. First Robert Costa used the new approved buzzword on CBS which was then picked up by the Drudge Report. Of course, I knew that paid DNC TikTok shill Harry J. Sisson who is deep inside the Complex would definitely promote the buzzword and it turned out I was right as you can see. However, this is just the start. In the days and weeks to come as the J6 case looks less and less likely before the election look for the shiny new buzzword toy, "SPRAWLING" to be hyped more and more by the media.

Dearest Goddess Gaia! Why has thou forsaken us by NOT fast tracking the Trump appeal as our beloved Jack Smith so desperately desired? As a result of FRUSTRATING delay delay DELAY it now appears as if there will be no J6 trial on March 4 as was originally scheduled. In fact there might not even be a J6 trial BEFORE the 2024 election due to Orange Man Bad pulling out yet more delays out of his bag of tricks. Oh woe is us! We were guaranteed a Trump trial and conviction before the election by the gods of Lawfare! What kind of sick country have we become when we can't even perform honest election interference to save our Democracy!

What's going on with TDS George Conway's voice or rather voices? It sounds like he has two very different voices. When I saw a clip of Conway on MSNBC's Morning Joe yesterday I was immediately struck at how high pitched his voice was compared to how I remembered it. I figured that maybe the source of that clip speeded it up to achieve that high pitch so I checked another video of the same scene and it also revealed Conway speaking at a higher pitch than I recalled. I figured maybe it was my imagination but when I saw another clip of Conway appearing on CNN yesterday, his voice was back to the lower pitch sound as I had remembered. I switched the clips back and forth between his MSNBC and CNN appearances so you can appreciate the differences between Conway's two voices. So what is going on here? Does Conway sound more high pitched due to wearing informal clothes in contrast to his formal suit and tie appearance on CNN? Or does just being on MSNBC cause Conway's voice to pitch higher? Or is Conway in the process of transitioning his voice? The answer as to why Conway has two different voices remains a mystery to me but perhaps someone out there has the answer.

Has there ever been in American history such a consequential LIAR as the former Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper? Again and again he has been caught lying. About Trump-Russia collusion, about NSA collecting data on millions of Americans, and about the Hunter Biden laptop story being a result of Russian Disinformation. How many times does Clapper have to be caught lying before CNN dumps him as their National Security Analyst? Well, CNN is going to face that decision yet again since the Julian Assange Team has just confirmed that the source for the Wikileaks DNC emails story in 2016 was NOT Russia, as Clapper LIED about, but DNC staffer Seth Rich who "mysteriously" was killed shortly after the leak to Wikileaks. The proven Clapper LIE LIST continues to grow yet his CNN employment seems secure.

Until now the uncontested holder of the the Miss Clueless Crown was the South Carolina contestant for the 2007 Miss Teen USA. However, it now looks like she will lose her crown to a new mighty contender not only for her inability to answer the question about how to define "misogyny" but her UNBELIEVABLE snowflake reaction to being unable to do so. Ironically, just by viewing both clueless women is enough to turn one into a... misogynist.

They just can't take it. Liberals have lost their minds over Mario Lopez appearing at a recent UFC event with President Trump. They seem irked that Mario, a son of immigrants, is hanging out with Trump who, NEWSFLASH, is the son of an immigrant.

It was right there for all to see. A Capitol Hill Insurrectum involving Senator Ben Cardin's aide, Aidan, getting his Maese Czeropskied in a Senate chamber. Yet despite it clearly appearing on video, many in the media are declaring we should not believe our lying eyes since this is nothing more than another kooky rightwing conspiracy theory.

There are three (count 'em, THREE) new COVID vaccines coming out so be sure to get all of them. Unfortunately supply appears to be limited during the early rollout so I recommend that YouTube executives, especially the censors, be given first priority at getting those shots. Why? Because I love those guys for all that they do. So YOU first, YouTube. You deserve first shot at the shots.

Hunter Biden declared before his God...and his dealer...on Capitol Hill that he is an innocent man without a trace of corruption nor crack in his bloodstream. It was a performance that brought tears of joy to MSNBC...and tears of laughter to almost everybody else.

Apparently Vivek Ramaswamy was caught taking a bathroom break during a group chat. However, there is already a conspiracy theory out there that poor Vivek was framed by someone else at that group chat. Was he? Listen to the amplified audio of the toilet break and you decide. Meanwhile the Police Squad is investigating this incident.

Jack Dorsey had a horrible nightmare in the early AM hours of December 10. He didn't have to wake up to find out that Alex Jones was REINSTATED to Twitter (now X). And this nightmare isn't a one time thing. It is just the start of eternal Groundhog Day nightmares. Or you could call it a reverse Groundhog Day in that everytime Jack Dorsey goes to sleep, this SAME nightmare plays over and over and over again in his mind. There is no escape from the fate that Dorsey's soul will FOREVER be defined by his being known as Alex Jones' censor.

It's like the Thorazine Shuffle mixed with the Frankenstein Monster Lurch caused by weighted shoes. Is Sleepy Joe now wearing weighted shoes? It sure looks that way.

Vote Fraud is supposed to be rarer than an asteroid strike. However, Jill Stein in December 2016 ACCIDENTALLY proved this to be a farce when she (at the behest of Hillary) demanded (and received) a recount of the Michigan vote hoping to find evidence of Russian hacking. What they found instead was PROOF of Democrat vote fraud with over a third of the Detroit precincts reporting more votes than registered voters. OOOPS! Of course, that recount was quickly dropped but it is interesting that back then demanding a recount was NOT considered to be an attempt to overturn the election and criminalized by the justice system.

Isn't that how the Roman Empire fell? Allowing hostile foreigners into its army. And this is exactly what Senator Dick Durbin has proposed.

The latest victim of the vaccination Two-Step is the Mayor of Montreal, Valérie Plante. It's getting so routine that whenever we see the symptom, we all can quickly figure out the probable cause.

Remember when Al Gore, the self-professed "inventor of the internet" was hyping the free flow of information via the "information superhighway?" Hyperbole aside who back then was against free flowing information? It seemed like nobody could be against that. Well, that was before liberals such as Gore discovered that the "wrong" type of information could be a threat to their narrative. So what to do? Well, simply label information that you disagree with as "misinformation" and BAN it as we now have seen being done on a yuuuuge scale.

What makes Neil Cavuto desperately BEGGING Vivek Ramaswamy to disqualify himself from the December 6 GOP Loser Debate so hilarious is how laughably UNSUBTLE his pleas are. Please Vivek! Please say out loud that you don't pledge to support the other GOP losers for President if they are nominated. PRETTY PLEASE! That way you will be DISQUALIFIED from appearing at the debate. More importantly, you won't be able to embarrass our dearest Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel again for being incompetent (and greedy). Nice try, Neil, but maybe you should learn the art of being at least a little bit SUBTLE. People watching that debate will NOT be tuning in to see the rest of the losers repeat their standard shticks. Instead they will be be watching mainly to see if Vivek will call out incompetent GOP Chairwoman Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel again (as was predicted by Our Blessed Prophet PJ before the last debate.) Will PJ's next prophecy be fulfilled? Check out the full PJ Prophecy at the link below: The PJ Prophecy https://rumble.com/v3zdpz4-my-ramaswamy-prediction-hope-for-next-gop-loser-debate.html

It is easy to detect J6 Undercover Feds with the new J6 Undercover Feds Bell Detector. This detector rings whenever it is near a J6 undercover fed. As more J6 videos are released expect to hear a lot more from that ringing bell. DING! DING!

Congressman Clay Higgins has claimed that over 200 undercover FBI agents infiltrated the crowd at the Capitol on J6. Is he right or is that just a kooky conspiracy theory? As you can see, the FBI is VEHEMENTLY denying that there were undercover feds present that day. The absolute certainty of their flat out denials could give one pause over accepting that the claim of over 200 feds present is correct.

Bill Mitchell's big grift is apparently over. His Ron DeSantis money well has apparently dried up leaving poor Shill Bill not only broke but severely constipated as well. As an excuse for pulling out of the DeSantis shill racket, Shill Bill recently claimed he conveniently stubbed his toe while watching a football game which sent him to the hospital. Which is more ridiculous? Getting hospitalized for a stubbed toe or for having an ingrown toenail? While in the hospital, Mitchell whined that shilling for DeSantis sent him to the poorhouse with a horrible case of constipation to boot. His GiveSendGrift goal also fell hilariously short as you can see in the video. If you care at all for Bill Mitchell you can still send money to his GiveSendGrift account. Even if you disagree with his grifting politics, then perhaps you can think of it as contributing to raising constipation awareness. Please help him! Please give a crap about Bill Mitchell!

So which Alexandra Pelosi are you going to believe? The one who, as Nancy Pelosi's daughter, is hyping her J6 documentary to liberals on a liberal show or the one who doesn't know she is being secretly recorded by a hidden camera as she talks about J6?