DUmmie FUnnies

CNN's Legal Analyst Elie Honig put his fellow panelists into a deep depression when discussing what a horrible witness Stormy Daniels was at the Manhattan trial to the extent of revealing that she would defy a court order to pay Trump a half a million dollars. Jeffrey Toobin also touched on Stormy Daniels while, thankfully, keeping his hands ABOVE the table. However, when Pecker was brought up, Toobin's hands were not seen. It should be a CNN rule that whenever Pecker is discussed in the presence of Toobin, the camera should reassure the public that Toobin's hands are ABOVE the table which were not seen when Pecker was touched upon during this panel discussion.

Former Congressman Joe Walsh has been in a nosedive ever since his infamous 2011 Town Hall meltdown in which he attacked his own constituents. Of course, he lost his next election and proceeded to dive further into the depths of economic desperation and mental depravity until he discovered that if only he sold his soiled soul and embraced the TDS left he could earn a few pieces of silver they tossed his way for performing anti-Trump propaganda tricks for them. Look for more and more broadcast appearances by PATHETIC Joe Walsh the closer to Election Day we get. Oh, and enjoy that sad desperate stare in his eyes that you can see pleading for... Ka-CHING!

Loony former federal Judge Michael Luttig recently turned himself into a laughable clown show when the U.S. Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY shot down his ABSURD scheme to keep President Donald Trump off the 2024 ballots. When that extreme HUMILIATION slapped him in the face, Luttig went into a state of highly entertaining grief-stricken mourning which was covered here in the DUmmie FUnnies. However, after a brief period of hiding in shame, Luttig is baaaaaack with yet more lunacy. He now seems to think that DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE. No, not because of all the illegal LAWFARE being thrown at Trump with absurd charges as in the Manhattan case. Luttig is panicked that Supreme Court will rule in Trump's favor (or at least partly so) on his immunity appeal. And if that happens that outcome would threaten America's heart and SOOOUUUUULLLLL. He repeats that "heart and SOOOUUUULLL" shtick several times and seems to think that if he stretches out "SOOOUUUUUULLLL" long enough, it might impart some deep meaning to it that would make the rest of us sit up and notice of how dangerous Trump is to America. Oh, and he hopes no one notices WHO is actually conducting the illegal LAWFARE. Maybe he thinks if he stretches out "SOOOUUUULLL" long enough that would wipe the illegal DOJ LAWFARE off our memory banks.

If they ever make a "The Sorrow and The Pity" type documentary about medical people selling their souls out for Big Pharma money in the era of COVID, these clips of Sanjay Gupta hyping vaccines for children on a CNN/Sesame Street Special in November 2021 just WEEKS after being confronted with devastating stats on the rate of Myocarditis in boys who took the COVID vax on Joe Rogan in October 2021 should definitely appear in the film. Did Sanjay Gupta know at the time that he was to appear on that Sesame Street special to hype the vaccine for children which would explain his lame pushback against Joe Rogan over the dangers of Myocarditis? If true, that makes his actions even more EVIL. In any event, Gupta knew full well what the dangers were when he smilingly pushed the vaccine on children during the Sesame Street/CNN special. Was the Big Pharma money really that important to you, Sanjay?

I'm on my way to the ABC Islands of the Caribbean for eight days aboard the Celebrity Beyond starting Saturday April 27. The first place I hit will be the Ocean View Café BUFFET bar where not only a plethora of delicious food is awaiting me for lunch tomorrow but also I can start drinking again. In fact, I think I might start drinking a few beers today so all those drinks won't be a complete shock to my system. Oh, and our Steve Kane Radio Show group also has a serious mission project aboard ship. Namely to try out ALL the Martinis on the Martini Bar menu. Perhaps we shall determine which is the best Martini aboard.

The biggest mistake a TDS liberal from New York can make is keying a MAGA vehicle in the FREE state of Florida. Just look at what happened to one Richard Brothers of Syracuse, New York who keyed a pickup truck in a supermarket parking lot in the Lower Keys of Florida that had a "Let's Go Brandon!" bumper sticker. Brothers at first ACTED like he didn't know why the very polite officer from the Monroe County Sheriffs Department had approached him. However, after being confronted with surveillance of him doing the dirty deed he quickly confessed. Watch as poor Dick is arrested as his wife goes into angry shock as he was handcuffed and driven away to jail. However, the WORST still awaits him. Had he just taken his punishment like a man, Dick Brothers, would have been given at least some credit but, as you can see, despite the surveillance videos and his confession, Dick pleaded... NOT GUILTY. As a result Dick Brothers has condemned himself to ETERNAL mockery. This will follow him around for the rest of his life... and beyond. And you just know from the video that his wife will make the rest of his life pure HELL for causing her extreme very public embarrassment. The only thing worse for Dick Brothers than Mrs. Brothers dumping him is Mrs. Brothers staying with him because you just know she will making every second of the rest of his life an experience of absolute MISERY. Oh, and anybody else notice the irony of someone getting busted in the Keys for keying? Also there is the matter of someone named Dick Brothers being locked up with the brothers. By pleading NOT GUILTY the judge will be much more inclined to throw the book at Dick Brothers.

Until now, Belgium had the reputation for having the world's worst military marchers. However, it now appears that the British military is in strong contention for that title. As you can see its not just that the Brits in this video are horribly out of synch while marching, they also put little to no effort in swinging their arms. It's no wonder since many of them look their would prefer to swing their arms to grab a ham sandwich. Oh, and could the Brits exhibit just a slight bit of enthusiasm in their marching? I remember as a kid seeing the British Tattoo when it came to America and was quite impressed with their precision marching. Obviously such precision marching standards has declined drastically in Britain since then.

The Biden-directed prosecution of President Donald Trump in the Manhattan trial is so pathetically weak that even the MSNBC Legal Correspondent Lisa Rubin was forced to admit that the prosecution presented NO EVIDENCE of Trump's personal guilt. You just know that if the prosecutors had slam dump evidence of Trump's supposed guilt, they would have presented it at the get-go of this CORRUPT trial. This trial is starting to resemble the EVIDENCE=FREE impeachment trial of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton last year when the case completely fell apart in the state senate when the prosecution's witnesses were forced to admit that they had NO EVIDENCE.

Steve Kane Radio Show co-host Brian Craig made a technical suggestion on how to help President Trump counter the absolutely CORRUPT trial now going on in Manhattan. It has to do with how his press conferences are staged at the end of the trial days. It's unbelievable that a CORRUPT judge, Juan Merchan, can PROFIT via his CORRUPT family to the tune of millions of dollars via a kangaroo court trial of President Trump. Brian Craig reveals how President Trump can better make his voice heard revealing the utter CORRUPTION of this trial. Oh, and Dana Bash. Unless you reveal the CORRUPT facts about this trial then STFU about asking Republicans if they will support Trump if he is convicted. If a Republican president were using CORRUPT lawfare against his election opponent I guarantee you that CNN, and the other mainstream networks, would be broadcasting 24/7 about this corruption. But since the opponent to CORRUPT Joe Biden is Trump, they are lending legitimacy to their CORRUPT trial in New York by asking their dopey question to Republicans.

If you combined Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg and CORRUPT Judge Juan Merchan into one person you could come up with the highly evil Brazilian Chrome Dome Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes who has been attempting to force Elon Musk take down Twitter accounts of Brazilian journalists who dare to criticize that government. Unfortunately for the Chrome Dome Justice, Musk is NOT complying and the backlash in Brazil threatens to not only cut off the power of that tyrant but is also turning him into an object of well-deserved worldwide mockery.

I love fried food. In fact, you might have seen some of the many air fried cooking videos I have made. However, this "food" is something I'll definitely be skipping. In fact, if you are about to have a meal, I advise you SKIP even watching this frying video.

Soon to be a major Broadway musical although I suspect they may have to replace the lead Synch Singer.

Biden keeps repeating the same FAKE story about his Uncle Ambrose "Bozey" Finnegan who was supposedly flying an Army Air Corps plane that was shot down in 1944 over New Guinea during WWII and he was subsequently eaten by cannibals. In REALITY his uncle was a passenger with three crew members on a plane that crashed into the ocean off the coast of New Guinea due to mechanical problems. We know this because there was a crash survivor who reported on it and that there were no other survivors. And if this story sounds vaguely familiar it is because it is eerily similar to a REAL story about another plane crash near the coast of the island of Chichi Jima in 1944 during WWII. And that crash story is probably where Biden stole his FAKE story about Uncle Bozey and the cannibals. And yet despite his Uncle Bozey story having been thoroughly DISCREDITED, Biden keeps repeating it over and over again. Oh, and he always pairs the FAKE CANNIBAL STORY about Uncle Bozey with the DISCREDITED story about President Trump calling WWI soldiers suckers and losers. John Bolton, no friend of Trump who was with him when Trump supposedly made that statement in France, stated that Trump said no such thing. Yet another thing shameless serial fabulist Biden keeps LYING about.

Katherine Maher, the CEO of National Public Radio, revealed her inner O'Brien when discussing how there is no single objective truth. Her 1984 type blather comes directly from the Neiman Lab at Harvard whose guiding philosophy is something called "Solidarity Journalism" which has become the prevailing philosophy of liberal "journalists." Here are direct quotes about Solidarity Journalism taken directly from the Nieman Lab webisite (link at bottom): "Solidarity eclipses objectivity as journalism’s dominant ideal." “Objectivity as an aspirational ideal ends up encouraging journalists to avoid addressing what matters.” "Aiming for objectivity as a way to resolve uncertainty, though, leads journalism far astray from its public service purpose." "Striving for objectivity, then, leads journalism to a dead end." Since Solidarity Journalism has been embraced by most of the mainstream media, it is no surprise that NPR's Katherine Maher and her cohorts have trouble handling the truth to the extent that they now sound straight out of 1984. NiemanLab https://www.niemanlab.org/2021/12/solidarity-eclipses-objectivity-as-journalisms-dominant-ideal/

Has actor Hugh Jackman fallen on hard financial times or does he genuinely worship Bill Gates as someone who knows what is best for everybody else? The latter scenario is actually scarier than the first.

Imagine if a white candidate for district attorney proclaimed he was running for that office in order to go after rich old black people, specifically Barack Obama, who "evaded accountability." Even in heavily white rural areas such a candidate would become an immediate pariah with no hope of being elected as D.A.. However, that is exactly what Alvin Bragg did (with the races reversed) in January 2021 while running for Manhattan D.A. when he described Donald Trump as a "rich old white man" who evaded accountability. There is absolutely no doubt that Bragg was elected as District Attorney specifically because he promised to GET TRUMP which is why we now see the absurd LAWFARE trial, outside both the statute of limitations and jurisdiction, against the President in Manhattan.

Does anybody out there in their right mind honestly believe that Iran would have launched a drone and missile attack upon Israel if the 2020 election had not been stolen and if Trump were still in the White House? Instead we now have the feckless Biden regime which permitted Iran to spend billions on weapons. Under Trump they wouldn't have had access to funds to buy or build those weapons plus they would have feared the consequences from Trump if they had launched the weapons.

We all know that Michael Cohen is a liar. However, his TDS has gotten so extreme that he has gone JUST PLAIN NUTS as you can see here. The Biden White House are so desperate to GET TRUMP that they went to the laughable extreme of directing their chubby puppet Alvin Bragg to make Cohen their STAR WITNESS in their laughable case against Trump. It reminds me of the J6 Committee with all the evidence they supposedly had and their STAR WITNESS turned out to be Cassidy Hutchinson that not only provided only third hand hearsay "evidence" but later had to make "corrections" to her testimony.

Imagine spending over forty years of your life in the news business, including anchoring ABC World News Tonight for twenty years, yet the thing you are best remembered for is being easily pranked on live TV. Such was the sad yet hilarious fate of Peter Jennings who in 1994 got pranked at the tail end of OJ Simpson's infamous slow speed White Bronco chase. If the absurd voice of the pranker didn't immediately set off alarm bells for any normal person then the final "BABA BOOEY!" would have revealed the caller as a Howard Stern fan. Poor Peter didn't have a clue until Al Michaels cut in to give Jennings a reality check. BABA BOEY!

Did Max Bialystock secretly team up with Hillary Clinton to produce the new Broadway musical "SUFFS?" Why? Because as you see the virtue signaling musical catering to liberals seems designed to make people laugh AT it. Actually the best part of "SUFFS" could be the inadvertently hilarious reactions as you see here. Oh, and how MUCH of her own money did Hillary put into "producing" SUFFS since her main effort appears to be nothing more than merely lending the musical her name. And if "SUFFS" does manage to earn a profit, I guarantee that Hillary will be grabbing a chunk of that.

You know how you know that The Young Turks Chunk Yogurt aka Cenk Uygur isn't getting millions of dollars in Democrat donor money this year as he has in the past? Because Chunk is now openly admitting what we already know. Namely that the Democrats CHEAT and RIG elections. To say that out loud is a YUUUUGE taboo for the Democrats and the media so look for Chunk and his sidekick Anna to be placed on the official non-person list. Of course, Chunk was forced by circumstances into making his admission. By previously buying completely into the Trump-Russia hoax, most of his viewers bled away, with many of them subscribing instead to the Jimmy Dore Show. The saving grace of Chunk Yogurt is the unintentional comedy he provides with his overacting and laughably exaggerated facial expressions as you see here. That's what severe subscriber loss can do to a person. Turn them into inadvertent desperate self-parodies as happened to poor Chunk Yogurt.

Democrat senatorial candidate in Arizona Ruben Gallego struggled mightily with the fake crying as you can see but he couldn't manage to produce actual tears. The man who dumped his nine month pregnant wife for a DC lobbyist couldn't quite work up the crocodile tears over a pre-planned for campaign purposes state supreme court ban on abortion based on territorial law dating back to the 1800s. Perhaps Amber Heard can give poor Ruben some emergency lessons on fake crying before his next public appearance.

You can judge the effectiveness of a meme by the reactions to it. And by this standard the Trump Eclipse meme was a resounding SUCCESS judging by the number of IRKED liberal reactions to it. BTW, some think this meme was an official Trump campaign ad (looking at YOU, Time magazine) which makes this even funnier. Oh, and the guy at the end didn't seem so much of an irked liberal like the others and just a Trump impressionist who aided the popularity of the Trump Eclipse meme by doing a bit about it.