Joke about reducing fertilizer in the middle of a food crisis.
I know. You're sick of hearing jokes about fertilizer bans in other countries. Please indulge, subscribe and check out my tour dates below:
Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10.
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1.
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino 11.3
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
Houston, TX Riot Fest 3.23-26
Norfolk, NE District Table 3.31-4.1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas 4.7-8
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Joke about a horrible prisoner trade with Russia.
Please enjoy this joke.
Catch me at:
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21.
Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10.
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1.
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
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Joke Fail Script #3. Please subscribe and check out upcoming dates below:
Other comedians don't know what to do when a joke doesn't work. It's what fans say I'm best at.
Catch me at these venues:
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6.
Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13.
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21.
Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10.
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1.
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
#jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.
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Joke about Congress insider trading. Please subscribe and check my dates below:
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and catch me at:
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 29-30.
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6.
Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13.
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21.
Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10.
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1.
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Cumberland, MD Bonkerz @ Rocky Gap Casino
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
#jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.
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Amber Heard / Johnny Depp trial and allegations.
Please subscribe and catch me at:
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 29-30.
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6.
Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13.
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21.
Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10.
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1.
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
#jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.
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Here's a quick joke about airline mergers and lack of competition.
Here's a quick joke about airline mergers and lack of competition.
Please subscribe and catch me at:
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas. July 22-23.
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 29-30.
Kansas City, MO Comedy Club of KC. Aug. 4-6.
Indianapolis, IN Helium. Aug 11-13.
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21.
Chicago, IL Zanies Sept. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI Mark Ridley's Sept 8-10.
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater Oct. 1.
Columbia, MO Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7.
Richmond, VA Sandmans. Oct 13-15.
West Palm Beach, FL. Improv. Oct. 20.
Beverly, MA Off Cabot. Nov 11-12.
#jokes #joemachi #standup #comedy.
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Joke about the labor shortage. Tour dates in description.
Catch me at:
Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19.
Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21.
Chicago, IL Zanies Sep. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1
Columbia, MO The Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7
Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15.
Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12.
joemachi.com for updated tour schedule.
#jokes #standup #joemachi
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Joke about sweating a lot!
Thanks for watching! Catch me at any of these venues:
St. Louis, MO. Funny Bone (St. Charles). June 9-12
Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19.
Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21.
Chicago, IL Zanies Sep. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1
Columbia, MO The Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7
Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15.
Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12.
joemachi.com for updated tour schedule.
#jokes #standup #joemachi
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World War 3 Joke
Thanks for watching! Catch me at any of these venues:
Greenville, SC The Comedy Zone. June 3-5
St. Louis, MO. Funny Bone (St. Charles). June 9012
Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19.
Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21.
Chicago, IL Zanies Sep. 2-4.
Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1
Columbia, MO The Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7
Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15.
Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12.
joemachi.com for updated tour schedule.
#jokes #standup #joemachi
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Thoughts on comic's being attacked.
NY, NY Carolines. May 14
Greenville, SC The Comedy Zone. June 3-5
St. Louis, MO. Funny Bone (St. Charles). June 9012
Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19.
Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21.
Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1
Columbia, MO The Blue Note Theater. Oct. 7
Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15.
Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12.
joemachi.com for updated tour schedule.
#jokes #standup #joemachi
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Joke fail script #2!
A lot of comedians don't know what to do when they don't laugh. Luckily, it happens to me all the time. Catch me at:
Irvine, CA The Improv. May 6-8
NY, NY Carolines. May 14
Greenville, SC The Comedy Zone. June 3-5
St. Louis, MO. Funny Bone (St. Charles). June 9012
Pittsburgh, PA The Improv. June 17-19.
Fort Worth TX Hyenas. July 22-23
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21.
Royal Oak, MI The Comedy Castle. Sept. 8-10
Manasquan, NJ Algonquin Theater. Oct. 1
Richmond, VA Sandman Comedy CLub. Oct 13-15.
Beverly, MA Off Cabot Comedy Club. Nov. 11-12.
joemachi.com for updated tour schedule.
#jokes #standup #joemachi
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Will Smith Jokes. Sorry.
If you are sick of this story DON'T CLICK!
Also catch me at:
Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop. April 8-9.
Houston, TX, Rudyard's. April 22-23
Irvine, CA, The Improv. May 6-8
St. Louis, MO (St. Charles) Funny Bone. June 9-12.
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas. July 22-23.
Tampa, FL, Sidesplitters. Aug 18-21.
More dates to come at joemachi.com
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Serial killer documentary joke
I saw this old joke of mine going around as a meme uncredited so I decided to post it.
Please catch me at any of these great cities:
Milwaukee, WI Potawatomi Casino March 12
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ Bananas March 18,19
Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop April 8,9.
Houston, TX Rudyards April 22,23.
Irvine, Ca Improv May 6-8.
St. Louis, MO Funnybone (St. Charles) June 9-12
Ft. Worth, TX Hyena's July 22,23
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters Aug 18-21
Please see joemachi.com for tour updates.
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Tom Brady puts deflate gate in perspective joke. - Joe Machi
Catch me at Comix Roadhouse @ Mohegan Sun 2/18-2/20 and
Bananas in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 3/26-27.
joemachi.com for tour dates.
Thank you!
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Comedian Joe Machi talking.
Are you tired of hyperbole? You won't find any here!
Catch me at:
Fort Myers 2.10-12 Laugh In Comedy Cafe.
Milwaukee, WI 3.12 Potawatomi Casino (Bonkerz)
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 3.18-19 Bananas
Cuyahoga Falls, OH Funny Stop 4.8-9
Houston, TX 4.22-23 Rudyard's
joemachi.com for tour calendar
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Bill Gates divorce will be costly.
Catch me at Fort Myers June 24-26 at Laugh In Comedy Cafe
Fort Worth July 3-31 at Hyenas
Austin Aug 20-21 at Romo Room
Houston Aug 22 at Rudyards.
Please enjoy this joke about Bill Gates.
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Politicians didn't make the same sacrifices as the rest of us.
Dallas! I'll be at Hyena's June 11&12.
Ft. Myers! I'll be at The Laugh In Cafe June 24-26.
Please enjoy this joke about politicians not making the same sacrifices as everyone else. Thank you!
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Fauci flip flopping on masks
Catch me at Laugh It Poughkeepsie this weekend. Hyenas in Dallas and Laugh in Cafe in Ft. Myers in June. Please enjoy this joke about Dr. Fauci. Thank you!
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Covid cleaning joke - Joe Machi
Covid cleaning has changed a lot.
joemachi.com for tour dates.
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