Bill Whittle: Conservative Opinion | Humor

Yes, and it's happened more times than you could count. Hurricane Hilary -- the first hurricane-level storm to strike the west coast in 84 years -- turned into (for Bill at least) about 24 hours of mild Florida rain. And every single drop of that desperately-needed, expensive and scarce FRESH WATER just flowed right through Los Angeles, as it always does, and then straight out into the Pacific... as it always does. How hard can this be, Governor Newsom? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Flakes on a Plane: the number of fistfights inside commercial aircraft cabins while in flight is approaching epidemic proportions. But in a world where scores of people can flash mob and destroy a department store and then walk out with $100,000 worth of stolen merchandise, or where entire cities are rendered uninhabitable by crime, homelessness and drug addiction... is this really much of a surprise? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

An utterly unknown singer/songwriter, recording with a single microphone and an acoustic guitar in his own back yard, now has the number one song in the nation and is about to surpass 25 MILLION views on YouTube. His name is Oliver Anthony, the song is 'Rich Men North of Richmond,' and the message is one that ALL politicians, from both parties, should (but probably won't) pay very close heed to, because Oliver Anthony is rapidly becoming the Voice of a Generation. The link to this remarkable track is here: https://youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro You can add your voice to this protest movement by keeping content like this on the air. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Coming soon to a live stream near you: The Puny Earthling Astronaut vs. The Cold-Blooded Lizard King! And it's not fiction! They mean to kill each other! That's NO EXAGGERATION!!! Steve Green provides the color commentary for the upcoming Fight of the Millennium! Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Medicine -- especially surgical procedures -- has improved remarkably over the last century. But lately, three hour procedures have begun to take up to six hours. Why? Well, because an entire generation of young surgeons, raised on tablets and smart phones, simply do not possess the manual dexterity of their screw-turning, sewing, musical-instrument playing teachers... and there doesn't seem to be much that we can do about it. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Here's an interesting twist on the dream of uploading consciousness into an immortal, silicon-based brain: suppose we were to study your thought and speech patterns, and upload a relatively primitive SIMULATION of you -- how you speak, what you think, etc. That way, future generations could have a one-way conversation with "you," asking questions and receiving answers in your voice, in language and thoughts assembled from how you actually speak and feel. Is this, in fact, a form of Speaking to the Dead? Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

...is paved with good intentions. The issue in this case -- which was up in the air at the time of recording and now isn't (we lost) -- was a specific one: namely, should Republicans use a fifty-one percent majority vote in a state election to amend the state's constitution so that it required a SIXTY percent vote to amend it in the future? The larger issue is, of course, should you use the unscrupulous tactics of your enemy in order to block them from using those unscrupulous tactics in the future? Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

The Washington Post brings us the Modern Liberal Nightmare Scenario: due to restricted access to abortion, a young couple IS FORCED TO HAVE CHILDREN -- even before they are forty and financially secure! The father had to join the military!!! Worse still, their love for their new child is keeping the couple together despite the fact that it would be more convenient for the mother to simply leave! This is the living Handmaiden's Tale hell of modern America. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

The atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ended the Second World War. Don't take my word for it: hear it from the lips of the one person capable of making that decision. Recorded in 2009. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

With a less than awe-inspiring initial declaration of his candidacy for President, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has seemed uncharacteristically low-key as of late. But as Steve Green reports, this Republican governor is a man with a plan, and that plan has a decidedly beautiful ring to it. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

This little man in the grey suit and red bowtie was more than just a comic act. As Bill points out in this loving tribute, Paul Reubens -- who died on July 30th after a six-year battle with cancer -- managed to create our culture's Puck, our Pan, our God of Mischief... and he will be sorely missed. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

A recent online survey asking students about their sexual preferences returned a few "problematic" results. Were they hateful? No. Threatening? Gosh, no. Irreverent and mocking? Yes! YES!! Irreverent and mocking!! They did not take it seriously! Get those 'researchers' to a trauma center, STAT! Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Today we present an unaired Virtue Signal episode that slipped through the cracks a few months ago, but one that shows the power of consequences unforeseen at the time of its recording. You may recall that your Friendly Neighborhood Target store not only had a gay and trans 'pride' display of select clothing on prominent display, but that some of these items were openly Satanist as well. Since then, Target has walked way back, Bud Light has fired its entire marketing department, more and more cities are passing legislation banning drag shows for children and pressure against woke indoctrination in schools continues to grow. It's amazing to watch how easily the opposition folds when we finally dare to fight back. You can join our family of Citizen Producers, or simply make a deeply-appreciated one-time donation by clicking here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Bed, Bath & Body Works is not normally considered one of the titans of industry... but they may be on the cutting edge of a new way of making things; one that could go a long way to return manufacturing jobs to the United States. Think giant factories pouring out enormous vats, not of steel but rather lavender-scented, aloe-enriched, anti-frizz conditioner. Something like that. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Who could put a dollar value on a human life? Well, Steve Green could, of course, as he cracks out the statistics on the financial cost to the top five blue states as more and more people make a wild dash for the freedom and sanity of the red ones. And as Bill points out, there's more than just money at stake in this Migration from the Madness. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Oh, what a tangled web we weave... Remember when you were told you MUST wear a mask or be fired? Well, guess what... Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

It's a sign of our times that an expression once used as a vindication of Virtue -- 'No Good Deed Goes Unrewarded' -- has become a catchphrase for cynicism and regret. How does one protect themselves from being taken advantage of while still retaining a sense of generosity, optimism and kindness? Bill Whittle and Alfonzo Rachel create new episodes of The Virtue Signal each week fueled by our Members, who make monthly or annual contributions starting at as little as $9.95/month. In addition to becoming true producers of these, and many other, shows, they unlock access to backstage content, forums, comments and our Member-written blog. We always offer a full-rapid and cheerful refund if you don't love your new conservative friends within 30 days. Test drive Membership today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Two weeks after an apparently spectacular launch, Mark Zuckerberg's new social media platform seems to have stalled hard and is heading the same way as the Facebook CEO's 'Meta' project... meaning...uh... a 'toilet-wise' direction. Steve Green has the skinny.

A Spanish government official rides a bike al the way to a climate change summit to show how serious a problem we face. The problem is, she allegedly flew a private jet (it was some kind of jet, took TWO limousines to the event, hopped out a few blacks away, then flanked front and back by carbon-spewing death machines, pedaled her way to infamy. If this climate crisis is as serious as people like this insist it is, then why don't they ever seem to take things seriously? Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Right Angle's critic-in-residence Scott Ott went to see both the mega Disney blockbuster INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY and the sleeper hit that is taking the country by storm: THE SOUND OF FREEDOM. Two thumbs up? Two thumbs down? One of each? Grab the popcorn and fasten your seat belts -- it's going to be a bumpy ride. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

When it comes to the 2024 Presidential Election, Steve is only certain of two things: First, that Biden will be the Democratic Party Nominee, and second, that Biden will not be the Democratic Party Nominee. Makes sense when you think about it. Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

It's not uncommon for morally decent people to refer to overtly evil phenomena as 'Satanic,' and sometimes that can be a bit overblown. But Zo Rachel wants to know what else can you call music, media and politics that openly call for the worship of Satan himself -- and what can we do about it? Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Yes, that is the reprehensible advice given to Joe Biden for success in 2024. What does one say in response to that? Join our elite squad of anti-elitists by becoming a Citizen Producer today: https://billwhittle.com/register/

In 1729 Jonathan Swift wrote 'A Modest Proposal,' which many consider to be the finest work of satire ever created. While never intended to be taken at face value, it nevertheless brought a contemporary issue into sharp moral focus. In this Independence Week episode, Bill has TWO Modest Proposals for making a better country. One of them, at least, deserves serious consideration. Friends, this is the week we celebrate our beloved country's Independence from totalitarianism, and today, more than ever we need your help in keeping this message alive and independent from creeping totalitarianism as well. You can join our family of Citizen Producers, or simply make a deeply-appreciated one-time donation by clicking here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Great Britain settled four major, english speaking colonies around the world: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the United States. The coins of the first three, to this day, continue to bear the likeness of Queen Elizabeth II (new issues will feature Charles III). Why was America different? If George III had not been so prideful, was there ever a chance that the USA would still be a member of the British Commonwealth? Friends, this is the week we celebrate our beloved country's Independence from totalitarianism, and today, more than ever we need your help in keeping this message alive and independent from creeping totalitarianism as well. You can join our family of Citizen Producers, or simply make a deeply-appreciated one-time donation by clicking here: https://billwhittle.com/register/