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Poor Arnold has attracted the ire of the White House, as sinister machinations of doom wrought by Joe Biden have spilt forth to destroy the Austrian Oak. In despair, Arnold has resorted to calling to request the aid of fellow Republicans in Texas. Call created by AntiVenom9808

A domestic situation has prompted chaos in Arnold's life, forcing him to call gun stores to arm himself; but, instead of giving him a sympathetic ear, the stores have no time for his problem and turn him away. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Kahn accuses a frantic Chinese lady of stealing his ID. When she accuses him of being crazy, Arnold gets on the line to inform her that he's the officer handling Kahn's case, and that she is in deep trouble.

Arnold desires some yummy pizza pie, but the staff at pizzerias across the pond are even less tolerant for his ordering process than their American counterparts. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Sean Connery calls up a Burger King to inquire about their connection, a hefty sum of money, illegal use of government property, and vodka, prompting the ire of an employee, who proceeds to threaten him with the cops.

Arnold continues his police work to bust fronts posing as restaurants, but the staff of these restaurants question his credentials, and instead refuse to cooperate with his investigation. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Docthal calls the same family Arnold previously called. The mother insists they hang up and not waste their time with Docthal; but the son stays on the phone to argue as a form on entertainment, only to later contradict himself when he states that he doesn't have time for this. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Arnold's daughter is deteriorating from a zombie virus, forcing him to seek a cure from some pharmacies. However, he has forgotten to mention that she has a 'zombie' virus; and this, coupled with an unfortunately-timed cough of his own, has given the pharmacists other ideas about what virus she has. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Bigfoot is in New York and is in legal trouble for giving a smoke to a minor, but the lawyers he calls in Arkansas aren't willing to take him on as a client for being out-of-state. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Vietman wants the prison to spell the name, and to know if they're Vietnamese or Chinese; but the prison staff instead refuse to spell their names, and start to lose their patience. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Arnold calls up the offices of a number of members of the upper chamber of the US Congress to express some real serious issues, some genuine, some absurd, in the hopes that said issues will be passed along to the senators. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Grandpa is confused and can't remember anything, so he calls up a seniors center for help, but time is money and they can't be bothered with his needs.

Still after the Hercules-101, Arnold calls some more gun stores in search of the nonsensical weapon. Most of the staff seem perplexed by his request, and insist he come into the stores to discuss the matter further. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Aliens are keen to eliminate poor Arnold, prompting him to seek help from a familiar old lady. At first willing to aid him, she loses patience when Arnold reveals that he's in Miami. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Ginyu is looking for the dragon balls at an Indian Restaurant, but his harsh approach goes unappreciated by the restaurant, and they begin to insult him. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Arnold recruits some friends to aggravate a short-tempered stripper, who sounds increasingly intoxicated as the barrage goes on. Ultimately, her impatience results in her turning against herself. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Arnold is going about his business trying to book a room, only to be interrupted a number of times by some very rude and violent apes. Despite Arnold's pleas for help, the booking agent proves unsympathetic. Call created by AntiVenom9808

When Burger King refuses to spell the name, Docthal threatens police action, prompting an exchange of nonsense and insults with a foul-mouthed employee. Call created by AntiVenom9808

A confused couple try their best to match wits with Beetlejuice, but become exasperated when they realize that they're contending with an unstoppable force.

Docthal and the Drunk Guy accuse an ill-tempered Canadian man of calling them. When the man refuses to cooperate, they refer Deputy Martin to the case. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Arnold has decided to give New York a try to find a special lady, but his accent, and confusion involving his zip code, prove to be a major hurdle in accomplishing his objective. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Arnold is closing in on his target, Sarah Connor. He's tracked her location to an escort agency, but the lying pimp insists he doesn't know her. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Austin gets into a conversation with an Indian restaurant employee who tries to turn the tables on the fabulous British spy, and things get steamy real quick. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Like everyone, Arnold enjoys some good tunes. He's eager too add to his vinyl collection, and calls up a record store to see what they have in stock. Call created by AntiVenom9808

Vegeta, Pesci and Stern take turns hassling a couple of hilariously stereotypical Italian barbers.