PINK PANTHER STRIKES SEVEN WEST WHILE COMMUNICATION HATCH IS CLOSED

This is no April fools' joke - on 1 April 2022 the PERTH PINK PANTHER struck Seven West Media for the 6th time. This time however, Seven West Media refused to open their communication hatch. Principal Stuart then gave them a lecture on "cult" behaviour and everyone joined in scolding Seven West Media for telling lies and pushing propaganda on the public. Stay tuned as segregation continues in Western Australia as unscientific mandates continue under the McGowan government.