Destroying the Most-Used Anti-Lightspeed Argument Against One Piece Characters (RANT, with Facts)

Of all the series to try and debunk light speed movement, One Piece is quite possibly the most ridiculous to try and even attempt. Spanning hundreds of chapters, over 20 years, dozens of video games, 14 moves and way more I can say with confidence that laser dodging is possibly the most consistent feat across them all. Yet, people still try to debunk it, despite the overwhelming evidence that opposes them.

Now of these arguments, as bad as they all are, there is one that simply takes the cake. "If X character can move at lightspeed, why have they not found the One Piece yet?". Ohhhhh the ignorance physically hurts me... it hurts even more because I use to believe this. In short, the reason that this is absolutely absurd is that (Drumroll please), its a unsupported theory at best. In long... well that's for the video.