I’m not BEGGING. I’m just ASKING.

BOOM. See? It all connects.
https://linktr.ee/Comedianmike

Also, I don't live in NYC anymore. I moved back to Wichita when my mom got sick. Then she died, and left my 91 year old grandma behind. So I still live nearby to help her do stuff. I can't do comedy as often as I'd like these days, both because it's hard to leave for weeks at a time, and because a lot of my material is frowned upon by super tolerant people.

But seriously, I'll probably figure it out. I'll be fine. I've made it this far! But, if you're actually rich and feel like sponsoring me, the link to stuff is right up there. Hey, are you still reading this? Wow. You're a cool human being.