Joke Of The Day #38 - The Secret To A LONG Marriage.

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The old guy and the secret of a long happy marriage.
The old man tells the story, " 75 years ago my wife and I were on holiday horseback riding, just the two of us. Out of nowhere her horse went crazy and threw her off on to the ground. She calmly got up and cleared herself of dust. Then she faced the horse said "that's one" , then got back on the horse and we continued riding. After a while her horse threw her off again. She got up calmly, cleaned herself up, faced the horse and said "that's two" and got back on the horse and we continued our ride. Both times i was amazed by how calm and peaceful my wife was. After a while her horse threw her off for a 3rd time. My wife calmly got up, cleared the dust off of her dress, grabbed the shotgun and shot the horse in the face. I was shocked by what I'd seen and started yelling at her, calling her crazy and insane, my wife however kept looking at me calmly, once I finished she said "that's one".

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