20 Best STAR WARS Jokes In The Galaxy

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1. Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
At the Darth Maul.
2. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?
He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”
3. Why couldn’t Luke find love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
4. What do you call C 3 P O when he’s being a good listener?
Hear Three P O.
5. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
6. Is B B hungry?
No, B B 8.
7. Why was the droid angry?
People kept pushing its buttons.
8. Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
9. What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
Admiral Snackbar.
10. What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Mango Fett.
11. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
Wookieeleaks.
12. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
13. What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan?
Bubba Fett.
14. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
May the floss be with you.
15. What is R 2 D 2 short for?
Because he has little legs.
16. Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex.
They chew ‘bacca.'
17. Which program do Jedi use to open P D F files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
18. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
Since the Sith Grade.
19. What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he was having a difficulty using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
“Use the forks, Luke.”
20. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.