Happy Hour with AC - episode 21

Going to do funny, weird, and odd stories from around the world.

Drink of the Week: Tie me to the Bedpost
https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/tie-me-to-the-bedpost/

Man stabbed girlfriend in bum because they couldn’t agree where to buy pizza - https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/28/man-stabbed-girlfriend-in-bum-because-they-couldnt-agree-where-to-buy-pizza-16356228/

Massachusetts Man Touts Electric Unicycle As Answer To High Gas Prices - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-madeira-electric-unicycle_n_623cb545e4b009ab9303d5ff

Man Facing Divorce After Donating Sperm And Not Telling His Wife - https://www.ladbible.com/community/man-facing-divorce-after-donating-sperm-and-not-telling-his-wife-20220328

LONDON RECRUITS JUSTIN AND SIGOURNEY BEAVER TO SAVE CITY - https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/london-recruits-justin-and-sigourney-beaver-to-save-city/

Sheikh builds two-storey, 22ft tall Hummer with a sink and toilet - https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/29/worlds-largest-hummer-uae-sheikh-builds-22ft-4x4-to-add-to-collection-16365180/

Fezco, Dog Ditched At Shelter Because Owners Thought He Was Gay, Got Adopted - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fezco-dog-dumped-shelter-gay-adopted_n_623a3dc2e4b0d39357ce1a85

Man Who Wanted To Escape Family Has Lived In Airport For 14 Years - https://www.ladbible.com/funny/latest-man-who-wanted-to-escape-family-has-lived-in-airport-for-14-years-20220328

MUMMY BROWN: THE PAINT COLOR MADE FROM ACTUAL HUMAN CORPSES - https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/mummy-brown-the-paint-color-made-from-actual-human-corpses/

Town living in fear of pair of chihuahuas that even bullied a police dog - https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/25/entire-town-in-fear-of-pair-of-chihuahuas-so-angry-a-police-dog-is-scared-of-it-16342126/

Alabama Man Accused Of Stealing 70-Ton Crane - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alabama-man-stolen-7-ton-crame_n_6238d77ee4b009ab92fbe1bc

New York Times reporter says tipping is a legacy of slavery - https://canoe.com/news/weird/new-york-times-reporter-says-tipping-is-a-legacy-of-slavery/wcm/b6561085-06a3-4d56-9dd5-ed40b95edd52

A middle school called on Gordon Ramsay for help after being short on cooks - https://www.npr.org/2022/03/28/1089263591/a-u-k-middle-school-called-on-gordon-ramsay-for-help-after-being-short-on-cooks

Travel agent lied that boss stabbed her with a pen and now it’s cost her £85,000 - https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/14/travel-agent-lied-that-boss-stabbed-her-with-a-pen-and-now-its-cost-her-85000-16272310/

Clueless Bear Picks The Wrong Fight With The Wrong Pigs On The Wrong Day - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bear-vs-pigs_n_6237fea2e4b0f1e82c4b80f1

Wisconsin school told parents they must 'earn' right to know their children's sexual identity - https://canoe.com/news/weird/wisconsin-school-told-parents-they-must-earn-the-right-to-know-their-childrens-sexual-identity/wcm/17af8330-8eb7-4e73-9656-0cd85895ef2c

Flamingo that escaped Kansas zoo in 2005 spotted in Texas - https://apnews.com/article/oddities-environment-texas-environment-wildlife-9462e93be9cf24f9ad3435b102a2f545

School put lockable gates on toilets to stop children using them during lessons - https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/14/school-put-lockable-gates-on-toilets-to-stop-children-using-them-during-lessons-16271972/

Man Battling Town Over Whether Pot-Bellied Pig Is Livestock Or Emotional Support Pet - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wyverne-flatt-emotional-support-pig_n_62068e39e4b0328e0025d4e4

Twitter locks out satire website over naming transgender Biden official Rachel Levine ‘Man of the Year’ - https://canoe.com/news/weird/twitter-locks-out-satire-website-over-naming-transgender-biden-official-rachel-levine-man-of-the-year/wcm/320cb669-b2cf-4dc6-a98f-dd616ba3faf3

Alabama school donates missile, launcher to veterans museum - https://apnews.com/article/travel-lifestyle-alabama-museums-philanthropy-3e055803c5d889584bd9682ef7361303

This is mental illness - https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1508833949987926021

Teachers are DESPERATE to talk to little kids about sex. It’s a disorder - https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1508188978368815113

Meanwhile in the San Francisco hellhole - https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1508565838290296833

White people shouldn’t walk down the street holding hands cuz it takes up space for black people. She seems stable - https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1508126266863484928

I finally had a reason to make a “We Will Rock You” meme

#willsmith #chrisrock #willsmithchrisrock #oscars - https://twitter.com/JVincentVelazco/status/1508426959524663298

This is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve ever seen - https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1508620162395779081