20 Best - WILL SMITH Slaps CHRIS ROCK - Jokes - That Will Knock You Out!

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1. Chris Rock couldn't figure out why Will Smith was on stage walking his way....
... and then it hit him.

2. There can be 100 people in a room.
And 99 won't slap you, but one Will.

3. If Jada Smith doesn’t like jokes about alopecia.
Then that’s hair loss.

4. Why did Will use an open hand?
Because paper always beats Rock.

5. Chris Rock apologized and took the joke back...
Now it's a receding hair line.

6. What is Will Smith’s favourite band?
Smash Mouth.

7. Why didn't Chris Rock go down under such a forceful slap?
Because he's a stand up comic.

8. Will Smith receives Oscar for his role.
The Pursuit of Slappiness.

9. Will Smith and Chris Rock to go on a buddy comedy tour.
Chris Rock sets up the joke and Will Smith delivers the punchline.

10. Chris Rock has waited his entire life for this moment.
People are finally calling him the bigger man.

11. What did Will leave on Chris Rocks face?
Fresh prints.

12. It appears that Will and Jada's marriage is open to everything.
Except jokes.

13. Imagine being on stage at the Oscar's and thinking there's no way anyone would slap you.
Where there's a Will, there's a way.

14. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
She said, "You can't slap Chris Rock because your wife's got no hair"

15. He made one little joke about my wife's lost hair, she said "you better slap him now or I'm having an affair."

16. Will Smith is quite brave....
To defend someone else's girl like that takes a lot of courage.

17. What is the difference between a cheating wife and a joke?
Will Smith cannot accept a joke.

18. Why didn’t Chris Rock go down under such a forceful slap?
Because there wasn’t much Will power.

19. Why was Chris Rock surprised when Will Smith slapped him?
He thought one of Jada’s other boyfriends would have done it.

20. How do you call making fun of Jada Smith in front of Will?
A bald move.