20 Best Funny DUMB BLONDE Jokes

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1. Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
To avoid getting hearing AIDS.

2. Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
She was desperately trying to make up her mind.

3. How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.

4. How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

5. Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”

6. Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W’s.

7. How do you get a blond with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave!

8. Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

9. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

10. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“I wonder if it’s mine.”

11. Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?
Because they say “concentrate.”

12. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.

13. What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallow a lot of sea men.

14. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

15. Why don’t blondes talk during sex?
Their moms taught them never to speak to strangers.

16. Three blondes walk into a building.
You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.

17. How does a blonde brain cell die?
Alone.

18. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

19. What do you call a blond with an actual brain?
A golden retriever.

20. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
Someone told her drinks were on the house.