EXCLUSIVE! THE DEFENSE OF KHARKIV IS READY TO ISSUE WEAPONS EVEN TO DANGEROUS CRIMINALS!

I managed to get through to the headquarters of the territorial defense of Kharkiv. Having presented myself as a criminal with a criminal record for armed robbery, I still passed the "casting" for the role of defender of Ukraine. They were ready to give me weapons without hesitation, as well as all the necessary equipment, despite my confession of crimes.