Steal the First Cup of Brewed Coffee so the World Knows You’re a Monster

The first cup is the sweetest. By stopping the pot from brewing and stealing that first cup, you are telling the cosmos you hate them and are a psychopathic monster from outer space.

Friends don’t do this to friends. It’s as bad as using a percolator to make their coffee.

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